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don’t look in my basement
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giallo be having titles like The Bottle of the Gummy Flintstones
March 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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There should be more giallos. When you first get into them it feels like there are an infinite number of movies called, like, "The Maniac Is Sabotaging Her Lifespan" but then you hit a wall about two hundred movies in. Very unfair!
March 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
April 12, 2024 at 7:58 PM
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Christine. Cinemax. 1985
March 6, 2024 at 2:47 PM
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It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.
January 23, 2024 at 6:04 PM
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December 30, 2023 at 4:33 AM
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INHERITANCE

(An illustration for a short fiction piece, painted in a fugue state last night)
November 23, 2023 at 7:03 PM
Taylor Swift and Freddy Fazbear: America’s new power couple
November 4, 2023 at 3:08 PM
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This time, when Tristan grasped the latch and pulled, the door swung wide, and then fell off its hinges into the dirt. It felt like the old fridge had been waiting for just that moment.

The thing crouched inside grinned into the light and slowly untangled itself to stand.
October 25, 2023 at 9:10 PM
October 25, 2023 at 1:30 AM
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apart from the brief "homemade slime" trend there has been a paucity of goop, gak, and glop since the 90s. people simply do not respect ooze these days
September 28, 2023 at 3:15 PM
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Quoth the Raven “we are so back”
September 26, 2023 at 8:09 PM
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From my correspondence files: Nigel Kneale.
September 27, 2023 at 11:00 AM
September 24, 2023 at 7:45 PM