Gabe Zapata
vividcolours.bsky.social
Gabe Zapata
@vividcolours.bsky.social
The public wants what the public gets. Born to shitpost, forced to write.
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October 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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I keep thinking I ought to vanish into the woods, or at least some variant of thereof.

Really it's because it's nearly 2 AM and the right woman still fucks with my brain in a way I wish it didn't

[frantically searching "how do I rid myself of all desire"]
April 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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January 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Delighted to report that 89-year-old minimalist composer Terry Riley still has his charmingly janky personal website up
January 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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December 28, 2024 at 3:05 PM
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December 27, 2024 at 2:24 PM
I keep thinking I ought to vanish into the woods, or at least some variant of thereof.

Really it's because it's nearly 2 AM and the right woman still fucks with my brain in a way I wish it didn't

[frantically searching "how do I rid myself of all desire"]
December 16, 2024 at 4:43 AM
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If you like a vault, you might like this project.
www.tracingthepast.org.uk
December 15, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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This season, just remember: ACAB includes the boys of the NYPD choir still singing "Galway Bay"
December 16, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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There are probably entertainment executives who are worse for the arts in a less flashy way, but if you'd hired Zaslav for the express purpose of ruining Warner Bros I'm not sure what he'd be doing differently
Keep thinking about how David Zaslav can't figure out a way to make money off of superheroes, Bugs Bunny, and Sesame Street
December 14, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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dream house tbh
Winnetka Pomo
December 11, 2024 at 3:29 PM
I think I am going to run into the woods.
December 9, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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soon I’ll be wearing silk underwear and Moroccan slippers while taking a nice evening cigar from a zinc-lined box
December 9, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Limerence is a bitch; I would love to stop falling for people.
December 9, 2024 at 4:51 AM
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November 30, 2024 at 2:27 PM
I send Pizzicato Five songs to a girl from Rhode Island, not half an hour later she sends me a pic of her tits and another of her ass and I am in bed wondering if she likes me
November 30, 2024 at 4:31 AM
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In 2015 I was gonna do a Thanksgiving week video about how the turkey pardoning is a grift by the turkey industry lobby (true) that jokingly played it as a more serious issue than it is, but the ironic conspiracy tone fell apart when I found out the head of the turkey lobby is literally "Dr. Jihad"
November 27, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Hell yeah
November 27, 2024 at 9:55 PM
nailing my balls to the door of the All Saints Church in Wittenberg
November 27, 2024 at 7:14 PM
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The Gutenberg Bible is also called the 42 line bible, in tribute to the manner a cocaine-addicted Johannes Gutenberg chose to celebrate its printing.
November 12, 2024 at 2:50 AM