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Filmmaker + Lert + She/Her
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September 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Look at that beautiful blue sky! ⏰☠️ Wake Up Dead Man, the new Benoit Blanc mystery. Thanksgiving in theaters, 12/12 on Netflix. More to come very soon…
September 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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kiwis and long-beaked echidnas are the same animal in different fonts and you can't change my mind
August 6, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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Goddamn. What a sobering and poignant piece of conceptual art. What an amazing artist.
August 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Any mildly observant person: Oh hey Allison, I see you finished Stargate: Atlantis and then immediately restarted it, which was subsequently after you watched all of SG-1 twice in a row. U ok bro?

Allison: Lmao nope!
August 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Zero parts of my body are the correct temperature for sleeping.
Position is also wrong. And bed.
And covers. And computer in brain overclocked. And maybe itchy? And pain toe.
July 10, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Oh a creative artistic joyful human endeavor? Let's just make a robit do it
July 10, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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I haven’t seen nearly enough people talking about this.

The levels of greed and inhumane thinking on display is actually terrifying.

America really is dystopian as fuck.
June 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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successful L on forehead loser gesture at cybertruck and he was waiting for a left so i KNOW he saw that one
June 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
When you take your wet dog's collar off and see him two minutes later and he looks naked like Donald Duck without a shirt
June 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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my aunt maureen (71) doesn't have a bluesky account so i'm letting her shitpost on mine
June 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Oh hell yeah! I thought Centralia was the only 50+ year fire! This is so exciting!
Turkmenistan reduces 50-year fire dubbed 'Gateway to Hell'.

The fire has been burning in the Karakum desert since 1971, when Soviet scientists accidentally drilled into an underground pocket of gas and then decided to ignite it
u.afp.com/SG7e
June 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
A lot of my job is on the phone and let me tell you I spend most of my time trying not to say "M as in Mancy"
May 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Jurassic Park is Barbieland without the Kens but then some of the Barbies got tired of walking around on tip-toe and became Kens
May 2, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Group chats: a more efficient way to worry that everybody hates you 💃 Lonely anxiety brain going all in lately doing the "did you say the wrong thing or are you just weird and unrelatable?" loop. Reasonable brain in the back whispering "other people actually have lives" but anxiety just yells louder
April 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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March 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Whenever someone makes a racist or sexist joke I find it very effective to respond, “I’m afraid I don’t understand the joke. Would you care to explain?” and then watch as they flail helplessly, twisting themselves into an ouroboros of evasion and denial.
March 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Look at this perfect tiny baby angel who literally climbed up a vet tech's face today.
March 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid
March 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism
March 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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An unusual item has come into my collection, Mister Black’s Secret by Catherine Barr. At first it seems like an early example of ‘I can has cheezburger” speech but it was actually written in a shortlived teaching alphabet called ITA.
March 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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People in silent movies watching movies
March 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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knowing things has never once benefited my life. juice me at max power
-- me stepping into the himbofication chamber
March 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Politics hasn't been this simple in a long time: do you think it's good for one man to exercise unchecked, arbitrary power or not. Those are the two available ideologies right now
March 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM