The Shortest Viridian of the Year
@viridian.bsky.social
Fastidious queen (THEY/THEM ENBY)
Unc slop
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Unc slop
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Coming back briefly to say FUCK YOU to ads that treat credit scores as some kind of magic key to better quality of life instead of the racist, classist, boot on the throats of millions of people.
No internet today already made me too angry and upset
February 19, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Coming back briefly to say FUCK YOU to ads that treat credit scores as some kind of magic key to better quality of life instead of the racist, classist, boot on the throats of millions of people.
No internet today already made me too angry and upset
February 19, 2026 at 9:46 AM
No internet today already made me too angry and upset
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Well I'm glad it's being made explicit that that Esther Ghey views her daughter being killed in a hate crime on the same level as her daughter retreating into social media to find other trans and queer friends to cope with a transphobic offline climate.
February 19, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Well I'm glad it's being made explicit that that Esther Ghey views her daughter being killed in a hate crime on the same level as her daughter retreating into social media to find other trans and queer friends to cope with a transphobic offline climate.
Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by malice.
The Labour government is going to absolutely gut SEND provision, especially when it comes to neurodivergent kids. From The Times exposé last night
February 19, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by malice.
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I look forward to the day the Labour Party is no more
The Labour government is going to absolutely gut SEND provision, especially when it comes to neurodivergent kids. From The Times exposé last night
February 19, 2026 at 8:38 AM
I look forward to the day the Labour Party is no more
TIL there’s an animated Stranger Things spin-off/midquel coming. Jesus Christ Netflix have some dignity and let it go.
February 19, 2026 at 8:39 AM
TIL there’s an animated Stranger Things spin-off/midquel coming. Jesus Christ Netflix have some dignity and let it go.
It was ok
Viridian it’s 3 o clock in the morning, why are you making chili
February 19, 2026 at 3:49 AM
It was ok
Viridian it’s 3 o clock in the morning, why are you making chili
February 19, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Viridian it’s 3 o clock in the morning, why are you making chili
The blurst of times
February 18, 2026 at 5:08 PM
The blurst of times
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Dipshit doesn’t want to make films he wants to “have made a film”. Fucking pathetic. Demanding to reap the rewards of creativity and passion but refusing to have either.
AI filmmaking is completely unserious.
You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
February 17, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Dipshit doesn’t want to make films he wants to “have made a film”. Fucking pathetic. Demanding to reap the rewards of creativity and passion but refusing to have either.
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AI filmmaker 3 seconds after being tasked with making film
February 17, 2026 at 10:31 PM
AI filmmaker 3 seconds after being tasked with making film
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It's the Year of the Horse! So I put on my cowboy hat and rounded up the very best of horses on the Nintendo Switch, with insights from the world's most horse expert, @malicedafirenze.bsky.social!
horse
horse
Back Page: The Best Horses On The Nintendo Switch.
Back Page: The Best Horses On The Nintendo Switch
Have you herd the wonderfoal word of HORSE
www.nintendolife.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:21 PM
It's the Year of the Horse! So I put on my cowboy hat and rounded up the very best of horses on the Nintendo Switch, with insights from the world's most horse expert, @malicedafirenze.bsky.social!
horse
horse
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I contain multitudes, I’m currently mad about 8-10 different things all at the same time
February 17, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I contain multitudes, I’m currently mad about 8-10 different things all at the same time
Too poor to fix the planet, too poor to make the time left worthwhile, just poor enough to watch the world be destroyed in impotent misery. 👍👍
Made the mistake of looking at what’s happening in the world and now The Thoughts are back.
February 17, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Too poor to fix the planet, too poor to make the time left worthwhile, just poor enough to watch the world be destroyed in impotent misery. 👍👍
Two Weeks At Bernie’s
I do think when it eventually happens we will be in a “don’t tell mom the babysitters dead” situation for a couple days
February 17, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Two Weeks At Bernie’s
Made the mistake of looking at what’s happening in the world and now The Thoughts are back.
February 17, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Made the mistake of looking at what’s happening in the world and now The Thoughts are back.
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It just struck me that newspaper comic strips were sort of proto-posting: you come up with a joke every single day and eventually you either mellow out or become completely insane
February 17, 2026 at 12:37 AM
It just struck me that newspaper comic strips were sort of proto-posting: you come up with a joke every single day and eventually you either mellow out or become completely insane
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When that fifth vodka soda hits
February 17, 2026 at 6:37 PM
When that fifth vodka soda hits
Stop giving Martin Scorsese voice over cameos and start giving him roles like he had in Quiz Show and Search and Destroy.
February 17, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Stop giving Martin Scorsese voice over cameos and start giving him roles like he had in Quiz Show and Search and Destroy.
Actually more baffling than the cartoon fish movie
Martin Scorsese is officially confirmed to be cast in ‘The Mandalorian & Grogu’
(via Polygon)
(via Polygon)
February 17, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Actually more baffling than the cartoon fish movie
Me and WHO
February 17, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Me and WHO
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how much protein is in 6 hours of computer
February 17, 2026 at 4:38 PM
how much protein is in 6 hours of computer
At this point I just need a single streaming service that just includes like the top one hundred shows from 1985 to 2000. Give me like a few dozen sitcoms from the early 90’s and the entirety of the X-Files and I’ll be golden.
February 17, 2026 at 4:39 PM
At this point I just need a single streaming service that just includes like the top one hundred shows from 1985 to 2000. Give me like a few dozen sitcoms from the early 90’s and the entirety of the X-Files and I’ll be golden.