The Shortest Viridian of the Year
@viridian.bsky.social
Fastidious queen (THEY/THEM ENBY)
Unc slop
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Unc slop
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The blurst of times
February 18, 2026 at 5:08 PM
The blurst of times
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Dipshit doesn’t want to make films he wants to “have made a film”. Fucking pathetic. Demanding to reap the rewards of creativity and passion but refusing to have either.
AI filmmaking is completely unserious.
You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
February 17, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Dipshit doesn’t want to make films he wants to “have made a film”. Fucking pathetic. Demanding to reap the rewards of creativity and passion but refusing to have either.
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AI filmmaker 3 seconds after being tasked with making film
February 17, 2026 at 10:31 PM
AI filmmaker 3 seconds after being tasked with making film
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It's the Year of the Horse! So I put on my cowboy hat and rounded up the very best of horses on the Nintendo Switch, with insights from the world's most horse expert, @malicedafirenze.bsky.social!
horse
horse
Back Page: The Best Horses On The Nintendo Switch.
Back Page: The Best Horses On The Nintendo Switch
Have you herd the wonderfoal word of HORSE
www.nintendolife.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:21 PM
It's the Year of the Horse! So I put on my cowboy hat and rounded up the very best of horses on the Nintendo Switch, with insights from the world's most horse expert, @malicedafirenze.bsky.social!
horse
horse
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I contain multitudes, I’m currently mad about 8-10 different things all at the same time
February 17, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I contain multitudes, I’m currently mad about 8-10 different things all at the same time
Too poor to fix the planet, too poor to make the time left worthwhile, just poor enough to watch the world be destroyed in impotent misery. 👍👍
Made the mistake of looking at what’s happening in the world and now The Thoughts are back.
February 17, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Too poor to fix the planet, too poor to make the time left worthwhile, just poor enough to watch the world be destroyed in impotent misery. 👍👍
Two Weeks At Bernie’s
I do think when it eventually happens we will be in a “don’t tell mom the babysitters dead” situation for a couple days
February 17, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Two Weeks At Bernie’s
Made the mistake of looking at what’s happening in the world and now The Thoughts are back.
February 17, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Made the mistake of looking at what’s happening in the world and now The Thoughts are back.
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It just struck me that newspaper comic strips were sort of proto-posting: you come up with a joke every single day and eventually you either mellow out or become completely insane
February 17, 2026 at 12:37 AM
It just struck me that newspaper comic strips were sort of proto-posting: you come up with a joke every single day and eventually you either mellow out or become completely insane
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When that fifth vodka soda hits
February 17, 2026 at 6:37 PM
When that fifth vodka soda hits
Stop giving Martin Scorsese voice over cameos and start giving him roles like he had in Quiz Show and Search and Destroy.
February 17, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Stop giving Martin Scorsese voice over cameos and start giving him roles like he had in Quiz Show and Search and Destroy.
Actually more baffling than the cartoon fish movie
Martin Scorsese is officially confirmed to be cast in ‘The Mandalorian & Grogu’
(via Polygon)
(via Polygon)
February 17, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Actually more baffling than the cartoon fish movie
Me and WHO
February 17, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Me and WHO
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how much protein is in 6 hours of computer
February 17, 2026 at 4:38 PM
how much protein is in 6 hours of computer
At this point I just need a single streaming service that just includes like the top one hundred shows from 1985 to 2000. Give me like a few dozen sitcoms from the early 90’s and the entirety of the X-Files and I’ll be golden.
February 17, 2026 at 4:39 PM
At this point I just need a single streaming service that just includes like the top one hundred shows from 1985 to 2000. Give me like a few dozen sitcoms from the early 90’s and the entirety of the X-Files and I’ll be golden.
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You could make an entire book that is JUST POSTS about how you shouldn't comment back a worse version of someone's joke on their post. Maybe if people just post that a few more times, it will stop.
February 17, 2026 at 4:21 PM
You could make an entire book that is JUST POSTS about how you shouldn't comment back a worse version of someone's joke on their post. Maybe if people just post that a few more times, it will stop.
Dappled and drowsy and ready to sleep
February 17, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Dappled and drowsy and ready to sleep
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Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.
February 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.
Fucking hell
ClickOut Media (owners of The Escapist, Esports Insider) has conducted mass layoffs, with almost all editorial staff laid off to reportedly be replaced by AI, with just a skeleton crew of AI editors remaining.
(Read more at Insider Gaming)
(Read more at Insider Gaming)
February 17, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Fucking hell
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Hey everyone! My partner is the creator/writer of an audio drama named Psychopompos - A New Mythology, a story of Greek gods and their lives, with retellings of ancient Greek myth woven in along the way. You can listen to it wherever you get your podcasts from.
www.psychopomp-cast.com
www.psychopomp-cast.com
Psychopompos - a new mythology
After Zeus, the King of Greek Gods, weds a mortal and raises him to divinity; his exiled wife and former queen, Hera, paves a path of violence and vengeance that threatens to destroy all of Olympus, a...
www.psychopomp-cast.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Hey everyone! My partner is the creator/writer of an audio drama named Psychopompos - A New Mythology, a story of Greek gods and their lives, with retellings of ancient Greek myth woven in along the way. You can listen to it wherever you get your podcasts from.
www.psychopomp-cast.com
www.psychopomp-cast.com
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Boo SE Japan not localising this LE!!
February 17, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Boo SE Japan not localising this LE!!
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talk about zombie processes 🥁🥁💥
Meta has secured a patent for an AI system designed to simulate a user’s social media activity, including the ability to continue posting after the user’s death.
(www.businessinsider.com/meta-granted...)
(www.businessinsider.com/meta-granted...)
February 17, 2026 at 1:58 PM
talk about zombie processes 🥁🥁💥