this photographer took photos before and after handing their subjects a 17” stainless steel collector globe

Dark Brandon birthday party

Had a moment of weakness and looked at Twitter, Scott Adams is claiming to have drafted a ten-minute Yotube video so powerful it will end religion entirely, but he'll only release it if and when it will avert a nuclear war.

There's a Promethean spark to that website even Elon can't quench.

Hayao Miyazaki: "I sure as shit can’t show my face at Koganei Heating and Plumbing anymore."

Lmao David Brooks clearing five whiskey neats in an airport and wondering why his meal was so expensive. Thanks Brandon.

i hope he does it i've already made peace with the fact that twitter will be gone soon i just want to watch this blow up in his face

I like that this website does a bad job of showing the original tweet that's being replied to so your timeline just fills up with weird little snippets like "oh great, let's make babies even bigger" or "what about dog owners who need to use the bus?"

“Hegel 911” reality show about a team of scholars (the Geist Gang) who show up at struggling Hegel readers’ houses to offer frustratingly incompatible readings of the Phenomenology and Logic