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landy.rs
Whisper can open her eyelids, but there is nothing behind them.
Whisper's 3D model in Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds. She has her eyelids open, but there's NOTHING behind them
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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williedustice.bsky.social
Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
velrithe.bsky.social
Bounty hunters famously receive macaroni art and breakfast in bed for their work
spookycutewitch.bsky.social Holidays Jennifer/Aster 🏳️‍⚧️🐧 @spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 27d
The entire fandom’s (and Retro Studios) initial assumption: “Oh she hunts down the baddest monsters in the galaxy and gets paid for it, right?”

Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”

www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
"Kiyo, who was one of the translators, boiled it down very well in the assumption that our Japanese partners had of Samus — that she was not doing it for the money, she was being very altruistic. And I think he rolled out the term 'motherly'. She was caring for people, what she was doing was literally out of the goodness of her heart, because she deeply cared about humanity. Which was as far away from Boba Fett as you can get. I never would have equated Samus with the definition of an altruistic motherly influence, given that she had the title of 'bounty hunter'... We were just looking at Kiyo as he was describing this, like, are we even on the same planet??"
November 16, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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ryan.blacksky.app
a cute puppy using a laptop
November 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Does this creature have a soul
Clippy the Microsoft paper clip
October 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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stormowl0.bsky.social
Happy Trails in the Sky 1st Chapter launch day! A big day for Trails fans and newcomers to the series! I hope we can all walk these trails together! 🌅
September 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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jxsxpx.bsky.social
Pietà
Michelangelo, 1498-1499
A man being held by the gigantic Bucee Beaver outside the store
September 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
velrithe.bsky.social
this is what cavepeople used to eat before we invented sandwiches
blueheronfarm.bsky.social Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · Aug 17
I'm sorry, but I need you to see this rock that looks like a sandwich that I just found on Instagram.
The caption says it's Willow Creek Jasper, but it looks like meat and pickles and onions and sauce on a flatbread
August 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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phatcussy.bsky.social
when im waiting for coffee i keep saying yipeeee and yahoooo until the barista shoots me with a gun
August 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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nedroid.com
In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:
"There are three kinds of magic," said Wizzler, handing us each a balloon. "You can control tigers, you can shoot tornadoes from your fingers, or you can fly by holding your breath. The color of confetti inside your balloon will reveal which kind of power you have." I felt the panic rising in me. What if my confetti turned yellow, indicating that I was a Tiger-Talker? My family, a long line of proud Tornado-Fingers, would disown me. Could I ever return home, bearing such shame? I tried to calm myself as I readied the ceremonial safety pin. Green, I thought, willing my hopes into reality. Please be green. I popped the balloon, involuntarily shutting my eyes. When I opened them, would I see the green I hoped for? The yellow I feared? What if, gods forbid, the confetti were blue? I opened my eyes, seeing shock on the faces of my classmates. Wizzler himself stared at me, wide-eye. Looking down, I saw myself covered in confetti... purple confetti. “I don’t understand,” I growled, my body trembling with pain. “I combined eighty percent Earth-elemental mana with twenty percent Fire-elemental mana (Type B), focused through a twenty-four-sided icositetragon made of yellow topaz. This, in conjunction with my blood type, star sign, sense of humor, and nickname, should have produced a blazing column of lightning to vaporize my enemies. Instead, it made a big bubble that smells like fresh laundry. Why?” Skullgrumbler began to laugh. “You fool! You don’t even realize…” he squealed. “You’re facing east!” “It’s whatever you want,” explained Magemaster Grampledog. “Magic is just whatever you want.” I knew he was speaking in riddles, but I couldn’t grasp his hidden meaning. “So the rules are…” Grampledog lit a sliver of smokereed. “No rules. You say some words and you wave a stick and whatever you want just happens. You don’t even need the stick.” His wisdom still eluded me. I stared into his face, trying to decipher what he was really saying. “No, listen.” Grampledog snapped his fingers and his desk turned into a pile of chicken nuggets. “I didn’t even know that would happen.” His hat then came alive and began to yodel. “It’s pandemonium,” he explained. “It’s complete nonsense.”
July 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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jessehawken.bsky.social
I will address this once.

ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape

so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes
July 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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silenttakedown.bsky.social
corporations on july 1st:
Bye, weird fruit! You were fun!
July 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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arainydancer.bsky.social
"I need help, where are my teammates?!"

the two other INT builds:
June 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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burgerbuan.bsky.social
wait i can just draw whatever i want... natsuhi here's your well deserved smoke break
May 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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scoopphase.bsky.social
They should make one of these, but for feet
May 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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70sscifiart.bsky.social
Me, logging on to work after the long weekend
A 1980s or '90s ad featuring a businessman recoiling in horror at the sight of an envelope zipping around his office in a shower of electric sparks to land on his desk. The text below this image simply reads: "What the heck is Electronic Mail?"
May 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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halseeyon.bsky.social
found again on my camera roll
meme with vol opt from phantasy star online saying "Babe! It's 4pm, time for" with a lightning effect icon, and a HUNewearl very sadly saying "yes honey"
May 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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blumen.bsky.social
people die and yuna taps for green
May 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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quest64official.bsky.social
The meme asks "Did you eat today?" You respond "yeah I ate" It shows the food, which is a couple copies of quest 64 in a toaster and a coffee mug that also says Quest 64 on top of an Outrun arcade cabinet
April 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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ultimashadow.bsky.social
This is so fucked up
April 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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silenttakedown.bsky.social
𝐒𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫𝐬.

Experience the epic conclusion to the MISERICORDE™ trilogy in: MISERICORDE™: NUN LEFT ALIVE. Trade Hedwig’s quill for thrills in an all-new 3-D adventure.

𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬, 𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. Face former sisters with deadly firearms. The conspiracy is finally unveiled.
A first person view of a nun in a medieval chapel, holding an M4A1 carbine battles against two others. The nun on the left is firing an MP5 at the main character, while the one on the right is vaulting over a pew and gripping an M16 in her right hand. A first person view of a nun holding an M4A1 carbine as she searches through a drawer in an office. The desk as a book, lit candle, and M1911 handgun on it. Inside the drawer is a keycard with "SECRET" printed on it and labeled "Launch Key Card," and a prompt to pick it up. A nun named Angela is bound to a chair in a medieval abbey cell, with blood trickling from her lip. She's telling the protagonist, "The president is already in the time chamber. You're finished, Hedwig." A first person view of a nun holding MP7s akimbo as she looks at a grave in a medieval garden. She pledges vengeance in the name of the interred "Catherine," who was taken by a henway. There is a prompt to pay respects by pressing the interaction key.
April 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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keithstack.com
Gotta be the worst chocolate I’ve eaten in my entire life, avoid at all cost!
Blocks of curry
March 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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skelinor.bsky.social
lost in the sauce
#aceattorney #mayafey
March 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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thebeevscomic.com
Log Off #webcomic
March 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM