Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA
@vaughnwolff.bsky.social
Seattle, Washington
Millennial/Est. 1985
Brunch/Lunch/Dinner Date
Good eater/ Voracious Reader
I like to make little jokes.
Ageless Vampire/Milf-Adjacent
Typos, galore!
wolffeyes.com
Millennial/Est. 1985
Brunch/Lunch/Dinner Date
Good eater/ Voracious Reader
I like to make little jokes.
Ageless Vampire/Milf-Adjacent
Typos, galore!
wolffeyes.com
Pinned
Waking up to who you are in this brand new world can feel exciting. Let’s explore that together.
@ilsensual.bsky.social has that magic 📸
@ilsensual.bsky.social has that magic 📸
Funny if true
THROTUS
November 15, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Funny if true
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Remember: "Don't let the bastards grind you down!"
November 15, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Remember: "Don't let the bastards grind you down!"
Family health stuff has come. If you already have an appointment with me this year then we’ll keep it.
If we’ve never met then kindly wait to fill out my booking form until the new year.
Wolffeyes.com
If we’ve never met then kindly wait to fill out my booking form until the new year.
Wolffeyes.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Family health stuff has come. If you already have an appointment with me this year then we’ll keep it.
If we’ve never met then kindly wait to fill out my booking form until the new year.
Wolffeyes.com
If we’ve never met then kindly wait to fill out my booking form until the new year.
Wolffeyes.com
Nice, if true 🥰
Today I learned that Snoopy is the only fictional dog registered by the AKC.
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Nice, if true 🥰
Cause of death: my skin S T U C K to the wet and cold shower curtain mid shower.
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Cause of death: my skin S T U C K to the wet and cold shower curtain mid shower.
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my official statement as a biologist is that we are all complex poop tubes
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 PM
my official statement as a biologist is that we are all complex poop tubes
I just watched the Bruce Springsteen movie and realized I have no idea what songs are on the album Nebraska.
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I just watched the Bruce Springsteen movie and realized I have no idea what songs are on the album Nebraska.
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It is very weird seeing my friends and family slowly start to realize we're not overreacting.
Read every word & share with everyone you know. This is real life here in Chicago. Americans need to know this grotesque reality & stand with us.
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
It is very weird seeing my friends and family slowly start to realize we're not overreacting.
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Anne Hoenig (American, b.1962)
"The Triumph of Truth," 2008
Oil on canvas
98.5 x 66 cm
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
"The Triumph of Truth," 2008
Oil on canvas
98.5 x 66 cm
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Anne Hoenig (American, b.1962)
"The Triumph of Truth," 2008
Oil on canvas
98.5 x 66 cm
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
"The Triumph of Truth," 2008
Oil on canvas
98.5 x 66 cm
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
In 3 years when Schumer gets primaried today will be very low on the list of betrayals.
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
In 3 years when Schumer gets primaried today will be very low on the list of betrayals.
The theory of no health insurance is so much less brutal than the reality.
Watching my mother lose touch with reality because she couldn’t endure pain that she didn’t have to was breathtakingly brutal.
Readers may feel bad & that’s okay but what are you going to do about it?
Go get organized.
Watching my mother lose touch with reality because she couldn’t endure pain that she didn’t have to was breathtakingly brutal.
Readers may feel bad & that’s okay but what are you going to do about it?
Go get organized.
One reason I hated democrats when I was a child is that we didn’t have insurance and the dems were in charge and my mom died slowly because of lack of healthcare.
It seemed like a taunt that dems would talk about pro choice being a decision between a woman and her doctor. Not for us apparently.
It seemed like a taunt that dems would talk about pro choice being a decision between a woman and her doctor. Not for us apparently.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The theory of no health insurance is so much less brutal than the reality.
Watching my mother lose touch with reality because she couldn’t endure pain that she didn’t have to was breathtakingly brutal.
Readers may feel bad & that’s okay but what are you going to do about it?
Go get organized.
Watching my mother lose touch with reality because she couldn’t endure pain that she didn’t have to was breathtakingly brutal.
Readers may feel bad & that’s okay but what are you going to do about it?
Go get organized.
One reason I hated democrats when I was a child is that we didn’t have insurance and the dems were in charge and my mom died slowly because of lack of healthcare.
It seemed like a taunt that dems would talk about pro choice being a decision between a woman and her doctor. Not for us apparently.
It seemed like a taunt that dems would talk about pro choice being a decision between a woman and her doctor. Not for us apparently.
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
One reason I hated democrats when I was a child is that we didn’t have insurance and the dems were in charge and my mom died slowly because of lack of healthcare.
It seemed like a taunt that dems would talk about pro choice being a decision between a woman and her doctor. Not for us apparently.
It seemed like a taunt that dems would talk about pro choice being a decision between a woman and her doctor. Not for us apparently.
Did Seattle just have a lil earthquake or was that the guy doing dramatic pull-up’s on the other side of the machine I’m using at the gym?
November 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Did Seattle just have a lil earthquake or was that the guy doing dramatic pull-up’s on the other side of the machine I’m using at the gym?
I double majored in journalism and women’s and gender studies in college.
The most annoying people in both classes who were not majors were the philosophy majors and the athletes.
The least annoying people in both kinds of classes were the athletes who were sincerely engaging with the material.
The most annoying people in both classes who were not majors were the philosophy majors and the athletes.
The least annoying people in both kinds of classes were the athletes who were sincerely engaging with the material.
November 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I double majored in journalism and women’s and gender studies in college.
The most annoying people in both classes who were not majors were the philosophy majors and the athletes.
The least annoying people in both kinds of classes were the athletes who were sincerely engaging with the material.
The most annoying people in both classes who were not majors were the philosophy majors and the athletes.
The least annoying people in both kinds of classes were the athletes who were sincerely engaging with the material.
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Yeah we’re VOTORS just for starters, and a lot of sex workers are social media influencers with huge followings. I’m so sick of this dehumanizing rhetoric
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Yeah we’re VOTORS just for starters, and a lot of sex workers are social media influencers with huge followings. I’m so sick of this dehumanizing rhetoric
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Honestly, we need politicians who respect sex workers way more than we need those who only respect lobbyists.
November 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Honestly, we need politicians who respect sex workers way more than we need those who only respect lobbyists.
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A thing that I think is good is when a human creates a piece of art
November 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
A thing that I think is good is when a human creates a piece of art
Sex workers invented the workplace.
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Sex workers invented the workplace.
The main difference is that Bluesky mods now have the understanding of sexuality akin to me at 16 so they’re prudish and child-like at the same time.
I pick this over the cheese grinder of mutant nazi politics (x) any day tho.
I pick this over the cheese grinder of mutant nazi politics (x) any day tho.
I’m happy on Bluesky because I started microblogging 25 years ago and this is the most dignified way to have my midlife crisis.
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The main difference is that Bluesky mods now have the understanding of sexuality akin to me at 16 so they’re prudish and child-like at the same time.
I pick this over the cheese grinder of mutant nazi politics (x) any day tho.
I pick this over the cheese grinder of mutant nazi politics (x) any day tho.
Or perhaps people are mobilizing like they never have before with no leadership in sight.
Are they stupid or are they desperate for leadership that old guard dems have failed to offer them?
Are they stupid or are they desperate for leadership that old guard dems have failed to offer them?
There is a distinct possibility that some people are too stupid to participate in a democracy
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Or perhaps people are mobilizing like they never have before with no leadership in sight.
Are they stupid or are they desperate for leadership that old guard dems have failed to offer them?
Are they stupid or are they desperate for leadership that old guard dems have failed to offer them?
Someone explain this to me like I’m 5.
Per NBC News exit polls, women went for Cuomo at a higher rate than men across all party affiliations. Which seems weird for a notoriously creepy pervert!
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Someone explain this to me like I’m 5.
It’s time.
Makes me wish Max Headroom was back
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
It’s time.
Mamdani is a class traiter (celebratory)
Vance is a class traitor (derogatory)
Vance is a class traitor (derogatory)
November 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Mamdani is a class traiter (celebratory)
Vance is a class traitor (derogatory)
Vance is a class traitor (derogatory)
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He’s shooting his friend in the face in the sky now
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
He’s shooting his friend in the face in the sky now
I’m happy on Bluesky because I started microblogging 25 years ago and this is the most dignified way to have my midlife crisis.
November 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I’m happy on Bluesky because I started microblogging 25 years ago and this is the most dignified way to have my midlife crisis.