Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA
@vaughnwolff.bsky.social
Seattle, Washington
Millennial/Est. 1985
Brunch/Lunch/Dinner Date
Good eater/ Voracious Reader
I like to make little jokes.
Ageless Vampire/Milf-Adjacent
Typos, galore!
wolffeyes.com
Millennial/Est. 1985
Brunch/Lunch/Dinner Date
Good eater/ Voracious Reader
I like to make little jokes.
Ageless Vampire/Milf-Adjacent
Typos, galore!
wolffeyes.com
Pinned
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My mood rn 😂 twitter didn’t work so I’m on bluesky and if I run out of social media platforms, I will get my thoughts out via carrier pigeon! My horny, slutty, outspoken self will not be silenced! 😂
January 6, 2026 at 10:09 PM
My mood rn 😂 twitter didn’t work so I’m on bluesky and if I run out of social media platforms, I will get my thoughts out via carrier pigeon! My horny, slutty, outspoken self will not be silenced! 😂
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WE DONT WANT TO BUY GREENLAND WE WANT HEALTHCARE
January 7, 2026 at 2:01 AM
WE DONT WANT TO BUY GREENLAND WE WANT HEALTHCARE
Where is your red line?
Sex workers are always vilified in wars/conflicts/world shattering events.
What do you want your legacy to be and how do you square that with your personal risk level?
These are things we need to be thinking about and asking ourselves if we haven’t already.
Sex workers are always vilified in wars/conflicts/world shattering events.
What do you want your legacy to be and how do you square that with your personal risk level?
These are things we need to be thinking about and asking ourselves if we haven’t already.
It should be fairly clear by now that our ruling class is banking on an oligarchy hardening into place and all of them will do whatever depraved shit the admin asks for to have a seat when the music stops
Hilton said it is breaking from a franchise that was accused of canceling ICE agents' reservations at its Minneapolis-area location
January 6, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Where is your red line?
Sex workers are always vilified in wars/conflicts/world shattering events.
What do you want your legacy to be and how do you square that with your personal risk level?
These are things we need to be thinking about and asking ourselves if we haven’t already.
Sex workers are always vilified in wars/conflicts/world shattering events.
What do you want your legacy to be and how do you square that with your personal risk level?
These are things we need to be thinking about and asking ourselves if we haven’t already.
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It’s in your best interest to set your stuff down and come join me.
January 6, 2026 at 7:39 PM
It’s in your best interest to set your stuff down and come join me.
I recently got an at-home red light panel for scar treatment. The warm glow emitting from this bad boy fills up my windows and will not let me beat the neighborhood witch allegations any time soon.
Peer-reviewed science that does a body good so perhaps witchcraft to some?
Peer-reviewed science that does a body good so perhaps witchcraft to some?
January 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I recently got an at-home red light panel for scar treatment. The warm glow emitting from this bad boy fills up my windows and will not let me beat the neighborhood witch allegations any time soon.
Peer-reviewed science that does a body good so perhaps witchcraft to some?
Peer-reviewed science that does a body good so perhaps witchcraft to some?
Spicy wetty-spaghettis
What were electric eels called before electricity was discovered?
January 6, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Spicy wetty-spaghettis
If you’re on Bluesky this is not a spoiler:
It’s in the X-Files cannon that they were married and living together and it just was never really mentioned.
It was in one of the later movies I believe. Anyone track when that was supposed to have began?
It’s in the X-Files cannon that they were married and living together and it just was never really mentioned.
It was in one of the later movies I believe. Anyone track when that was supposed to have began?
I'm just assuming Mulder and Scully are a couple by halfway through S3 because it's honestly funnier
January 6, 2026 at 2:34 AM
If you’re on Bluesky this is not a spoiler:
It’s in the X-Files cannon that they were married and living together and it just was never really mentioned.
It was in one of the later movies I believe. Anyone track when that was supposed to have began?
It’s in the X-Files cannon that they were married and living together and it just was never really mentioned.
It was in one of the later movies I believe. Anyone track when that was supposed to have began?
A gift and a curse really for a former gender studies major.
kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
January 6, 2026 at 2:14 AM
A gift and a curse really for a former gender studies major.
I try to edit a pimple from the corner of my cheek and my app detects nudity so refuses the change.
Meanwhile civilization as we know it is collapsing via a LLM shat out by a nazi that produces CSAM on command.
(the grammar is weird at the end but either way it’s correct.)
Meanwhile civilization as we know it is collapsing via a LLM shat out by a nazi that produces CSAM on command.
(the grammar is weird at the end but either way it’s correct.)
January 5, 2026 at 8:05 AM
I try to edit a pimple from the corner of my cheek and my app detects nudity so refuses the change.
Meanwhile civilization as we know it is collapsing via a LLM shat out by a nazi that produces CSAM on command.
(the grammar is weird at the end but either way it’s correct.)
Meanwhile civilization as we know it is collapsing via a LLM shat out by a nazi that produces CSAM on command.
(the grammar is weird at the end but either way it’s correct.)
Today I forgot the term for a storm drain, so I called it a Ninja Turtle hole.
Just in case you’re wondering how I’ve been.
Just in case you’re wondering how I’ve been.
January 4, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Today I forgot the term for a storm drain, so I called it a Ninja Turtle hole.
Just in case you’re wondering how I’ve been.
Just in case you’re wondering how I’ve been.
The replies to the reposter inane cartoon are so Bluesky and so satisfying.
Also let’s not forget one of the greatest horny cartoonists of all time, Barbara Shermund.
Also let’s not forget one of the greatest horny cartoonists of all time, Barbara Shermund.
January 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
The replies to the reposter inane cartoon are so Bluesky and so satisfying.
Also let’s not forget one of the greatest horny cartoonists of all time, Barbara Shermund.
Also let’s not forget one of the greatest horny cartoonists of all time, Barbara Shermund.
It’s me
Pal I gotta say I love how your posts are:
hot photo
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deeply emotional philosophical statement
meme
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politics
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deeply emotional philosophical statement
meme
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politics
January 1, 2026 at 10:25 PM
It’s me
The real truth about it is no one gets it right.
The real truth about it is we’re all supposed to try.
The real truth about it is we’re all supposed to try.
January 1, 2026 at 9:13 PM
The real truth about it is no one gets it right.
The real truth about it is we’re all supposed to try.
The real truth about it is we’re all supposed to try.
I’d hate to be a progressive man who made a dead hooker joke around a politicized sex worker with a platform today.
January 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I’d hate to be a progressive man who made a dead hooker joke around a politicized sex worker with a platform today.
The prophesy was never fulfilled.
It was in fact men who would be having more sex with robots than women via LLM suicide machines.
It was in fact men who would be having more sex with robots than women via LLM suicide machines.
The year 2025 is approaching its end and the promise we were made so long ago seems to be yet another tall tale.
January 1, 2026 at 7:19 PM
The prophesy was never fulfilled.
It was in fact men who would be having more sex with robots than women via LLM suicide machines.
It was in fact men who would be having more sex with robots than women via LLM suicide machines.
As a fan of Miista boots and Rama Duwaji’s art I finally have a post where the intersections of fashion I like and artists I respect are defended/discussed and that’s already a win in 2026!
January 1, 2026 at 6:40 PM
As a fan of Miista boots and Rama Duwaji’s art I finally have a post where the intersections of fashion I like and artists I respect are defended/discussed and that’s already a win in 2026!
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GUYS IM FROM 2026 AND IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT. I HAVE TO WARN YOU. YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME TO SAVE YOUR FUTURE. THE YEARS BEYOND WILL BE AWFUL IF YOU DON'T HEED MY WARNING
you should draw more, write more, or make more games. If you don't, consider picking up a craft!
you should draw more, write more, or make more games. If you don't, consider picking up a craft!
December 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
GUYS IM FROM 2026 AND IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT. I HAVE TO WARN YOU. YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME TO SAVE YOUR FUTURE. THE YEARS BEYOND WILL BE AWFUL IF YOU DON'T HEED MY WARNING
you should draw more, write more, or make more games. If you don't, consider picking up a craft!
you should draw more, write more, or make more games. If you don't, consider picking up a craft!
My dog might be hard of hearing enough to not register the fire works.
This is a win.
This is a win.
January 1, 2026 at 4:16 AM
My dog might be hard of hearing enough to not register the fire works.
This is a win.
This is a win.
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a molecule is a group of non-monogamous moles
December 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
a molecule is a group of non-monogamous moles
I would have fallen for conversion therapy if it was called re-integrative therapy if i had never felt the rush of pleasure that hits when i had tasted the honey of knowing i was understood by another human who thought i was hot and also wanted to be friends.
December 31, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I would have fallen for conversion therapy if it was called re-integrative therapy if i had never felt the rush of pleasure that hits when i had tasted the honey of knowing i was understood by another human who thought i was hot and also wanted to be friends.
Millennials, I can explain 6 - 7 very easily:
“Whaazzz uppppp!?!?”
“One Millyon Dollars!”
“Yo Quiero Taco Bell.”
There, does that help?
“Whaazzz uppppp!?!?”
“One Millyon Dollars!”
“Yo Quiero Taco Bell.”
There, does that help?
December 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Millennials, I can explain 6 - 7 very easily:
“Whaazzz uppppp!?!?”
“One Millyon Dollars!”
“Yo Quiero Taco Bell.”
There, does that help?
“Whaazzz uppppp!?!?”
“One Millyon Dollars!”
“Yo Quiero Taco Bell.”
There, does that help?
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Folks we HAVE to stop trusting Twitter numbers for posts it's like everyone left the site and then forgot that it's like a third bots and the view counts are fake as fuck
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
December 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Folks we HAVE to stop trusting Twitter numbers for posts it's like everyone left the site and then forgot that it's like a third bots and the view counts are fake as fuck
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
If you love a trans person it is really easy to tell which of these jerks making headlines is lying about everything else.
December 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
If you love a trans person it is really easy to tell which of these jerks making headlines is lying about everything else.
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there are only a few 2026 Hot Dates Calendars left! All profits go to mutual aid for local workers (Intimate Access).
Get in touch if you'd like me to reserve one of the last copies :)
Front cover: @anikafields.com (many more babes inside!)
Get in touch if you'd like me to reserve one of the last copies :)
Front cover: @anikafields.com (many more babes inside!)
December 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
there are only a few 2026 Hot Dates Calendars left! All profits go to mutual aid for local workers (Intimate Access).
Get in touch if you'd like me to reserve one of the last copies :)
Front cover: @anikafields.com (many more babes inside!)
Get in touch if you'd like me to reserve one of the last copies :)
Front cover: @anikafields.com (many more babes inside!)
That would come later!
This is the view from the Ivar’s seating area where all of the former dinosaurs gather to demand a snack.
#seattle #seagull #glaucouswingedgull
This is the view from the Ivar’s seating area where all of the former dinosaurs gather to demand a snack.
#seattle #seagull #glaucouswingedgull
December 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
That would come later!
This is the view from the Ivar’s seating area where all of the former dinosaurs gather to demand a snack.
#seattle #seagull #glaucouswingedgull
This is the view from the Ivar’s seating area where all of the former dinosaurs gather to demand a snack.
#seattle #seagull #glaucouswingedgull