Isys
@isysmeows.bsky.social
I do my own sex scenes. Available for private rendezvous in the Greater Toronto Area.
To book me: https://littleblackdresstoronto.com/companion/isys
To send me a little gift: throne.com/isys
To book me: https://littleblackdresstoronto.com/companion/isys
To send me a little gift: throne.com/isys
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Do you have a New Year’s resolution?
Yes you do and it’s to make bluesky your go-to social media for sexy content. You will forget your Twitter login 😵💫 uninstall the app from your phone 😵💫 forget about it entirely 😵💫 what’s twitter? Yeah, you dont know, never heard of it. Bluesky is your fav now
Yes you do and it’s to make bluesky your go-to social media for sexy content. You will forget your Twitter login 😵💫 uninstall the app from your phone 😵💫 forget about it entirely 😵💫 what’s twitter? Yeah, you dont know, never heard of it. Bluesky is your fav now
A client described me as being the amuse-bouche to his client dinner. The same guy said I was the perfect mix of sweet, sultry and slutty. You guys basically write my ad copy for me 😂♥️
January 7, 2026 at 2:53 AM
A client described me as being the amuse-bouche to his client dinner. The same guy said I was the perfect mix of sweet, sultry and slutty. You guys basically write my ad copy for me 😂♥️
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Shout out to people who are still able to get horny given the current state of the world.
January 5, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Shout out to people who are still able to get horny given the current state of the world.
My mood rn 😂 twitter didn’t work so I’m on bluesky and if I run out of social media platforms, I will get my thoughts out via carrier pigeon! My horny, slutty, outspoken self will not be silenced! 😂
January 6, 2026 at 10:09 PM
My mood rn 😂 twitter didn’t work so I’m on bluesky and if I run out of social media platforms, I will get my thoughts out via carrier pigeon! My horny, slutty, outspoken self will not be silenced! 😂
Apparently someone reported one of my bluesky screenshots on Twitter and now my account is locked but the funny thing is I haven’t logged into that account in more than a month because I’m exclusively on here now 😂 to whichever hater did this: how does it feel like to be a pointless snitch? 😂
January 6, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Apparently someone reported one of my bluesky screenshots on Twitter and now my account is locked but the funny thing is I haven’t logged into that account in more than a month because I’m exclusively on here now 😂 to whichever hater did this: how does it feel like to be a pointless snitch? 😂
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
The opposite of hate isn’t love, it’s indifference. So if you hate-read my posts, you are so close to falling obsessively in love with me and want to make passionate love to me 😘
January 5, 2026 at 10:39 PM
The opposite of hate isn’t love, it’s indifference. So if you hate-read my posts, you are so close to falling obsessively in love with me and want to make passionate love to me 😘
I know I’m ovulating cuz when I see the most average looking guys, all I can think about is them bending me over a table and fucking me hard from behind
January 5, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I know I’m ovulating cuz when I see the most average looking guys, all I can think about is them bending me over a table and fucking me hard from behind
Based off this description, you could say some sw are also like neighborhood cats/gandalf, like me 😂
(Full disclosure: I have never watched LOTR and don’t know if this is an accurate comparison. Don’t come at me, geeks)
(Full disclosure: I have never watched LOTR and don’t know if this is an accurate comparison. Don’t come at me, geeks)
I am sure someone else has already come to this realization, but Gandalf is basically a neighborhood cat.
He has different names for everyone who knows him, disappears for worrisomely long periods, shows up whenever he wants, and no one knows where he comes from, but everyone loves him.
He has different names for everyone who knows him, disappears for worrisomely long periods, shows up whenever he wants, and no one knows where he comes from, but everyone loves him.
January 4, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Based off this description, you could say some sw are also like neighborhood cats/gandalf, like me 😂
(Full disclosure: I have never watched LOTR and don’t know if this is an accurate comparison. Don’t come at me, geeks)
(Full disclosure: I have never watched LOTR and don’t know if this is an accurate comparison. Don’t come at me, geeks)
I don’t have children. I have crushes and grudges and I nurture them all the same
January 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I don’t have children. I have crushes and grudges and I nurture them all the same
Out for 2026: "what is the worst client you've had?"
In for 2026: "how does it feel like to be worshipped all the time?"
(and yes that is a thing a client said to me recently. he gets it!)
In for 2026: "how does it feel like to be worshipped all the time?"
(and yes that is a thing a client said to me recently. he gets it!)
January 3, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Out for 2026: "what is the worst client you've had?"
In for 2026: "how does it feel like to be worshipped all the time?"
(and yes that is a thing a client said to me recently. he gets it!)
In for 2026: "how does it feel like to be worshipped all the time?"
(and yes that is a thing a client said to me recently. he gets it!)
The best birthday present is the one you give yourself (time spent with me)
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 AM
The best birthday present is the one you give yourself (time spent with me)
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Instead of calling people who get paid to lie and sell out large groups of people’s safety and happiness whores as an insult can I petition we start calling them politicians?
December 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Instead of calling people who get paid to lie and sell out large groups of people’s safety and happiness whores as an insult can I petition we start calling them politicians?
The way some clients and civies use the term “sex worker” sounds so forced. They sound the way a racist person does when they’re trying very very hard not to use a slur 😂
January 2, 2026 at 7:52 PM
The way some clients and civies use the term “sex worker” sounds so forced. They sound the way a racist person does when they’re trying very very hard not to use a slur 😂
Someone just told me I am so scary I am like the stephen king of sw. Guys 😂😂 please 😂😂😂 these compliments are getting too creative 😂😂
January 2, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Someone just told me I am so scary I am like the stephen king of sw. Guys 😂😂 please 😂😂😂 these compliments are getting too creative 😂😂
Starting off the new year with a bang (terrible pun intended) and a hot duo 🥳 is this a sign that 2026 will be filled with more duos? I hope so ♥️
January 2, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Starting off the new year with a bang (terrible pun intended) and a hot duo 🥳 is this a sign that 2026 will be filled with more duos? I hope so ♥️
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day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
day one in mamdani’s new york
Remember guys: if bareback is on the menu, so is chlamydia
January 1, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Remember guys: if bareback is on the menu, so is chlamydia
The universe is already encouraging me to read more books by sending me my most bookish client as my last one of 2025. We talked the whole time about which books he’s been reading and which authors we had both read and what we liked about them. I want 2026 to be filled with guys like this! 😍🤩
December 31, 2025 at 4:49 AM
The universe is already encouraging me to read more books by sending me my most bookish client as my last one of 2025. We talked the whole time about which books he’s been reading and which authors we had both read and what we liked about them. I want 2026 to be filled with guys like this! 😍🤩
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I guess I like Bluesky because I was on the internet a lot before it was cool.
Pre MySpace/tumblr/instagram etc.
I’ve noticed most people who’ve moved over here successfully can say the same.
It’s:
kinda clunky
not as funny
made fun of by people who have more cool points
Feels like home. 🥰
Pre MySpace/tumblr/instagram etc.
I’ve noticed most people who’ve moved over here successfully can say the same.
It’s:
kinda clunky
not as funny
made fun of by people who have more cool points
Feels like home. 🥰
December 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I guess I like Bluesky because I was on the internet a lot before it was cool.
Pre MySpace/tumblr/instagram etc.
I’ve noticed most people who’ve moved over here successfully can say the same.
It’s:
kinda clunky
not as funny
made fun of by people who have more cool points
Feels like home. 🥰
Pre MySpace/tumblr/instagram etc.
I’ve noticed most people who’ve moved over here successfully can say the same.
It’s:
kinda clunky
not as funny
made fun of by people who have more cool points
Feels like home. 🥰
I have been thinking about this meme everytime I’ve gone outside for the past few days because it is, indeed, fucken wimdy 😭
December 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I have been thinking about this meme everytime I’ve gone outside for the past few days because it is, indeed, fucken wimdy 😭
The first day back to having sex after two weeks off has me feeling like a virgin. Where does everything even go? Well golly gee I hope whoever is taking my virginity tonight is extra careful with my delicate flower 🤭
December 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The first day back to having sex after two weeks off has me feeling like a virgin. Where does everything even go? Well golly gee I hope whoever is taking my virginity tonight is extra careful with my delicate flower 🤭
Me after I spend approx 1.5 days at my family’s place in the suburbs
December 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Me after I spend approx 1.5 days at my family’s place in the suburbs
In all seriousness, my New Year’s resolution really is to read more books. I completely abandoned reading in 2025 after binge reading 44 books with little time in between in 2024. I even had a client tell me he still goes on my goodreads to see what I’ve read recently 😭 thanks for holding me to it!
December 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
In all seriousness, my New Year’s resolution really is to read more books. I completely abandoned reading in 2025 after binge reading 44 books with little time in between in 2024. I even had a client tell me he still goes on my goodreads to see what I’ve read recently 😭 thanks for holding me to it!
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The time I got to have hot sex with @isysmeows.bsky.social to hockey in the background
December 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The time I got to have hot sex with @isysmeows.bsky.social to hockey in the background
Your New Year’s resolution is to read more
…of my posts. In fact you will develop a crippling addiction to my posts 😵💫 you will send me money 😵💫 your will send me all your money 😵💫 you will rob a bank and give me all of that money and not use this post in court to incriminate me when you get caught 😵💫
…of my posts. In fact you will develop a crippling addiction to my posts 😵💫 you will send me money 😵💫 your will send me all your money 😵💫 you will rob a bank and give me all of that money and not use this post in court to incriminate me when you get caught 😵💫
December 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Your New Year’s resolution is to read more
…of my posts. In fact you will develop a crippling addiction to my posts 😵💫 you will send me money 😵💫 your will send me all your money 😵💫 you will rob a bank and give me all of that money and not use this post in court to incriminate me when you get caught 😵💫
…of my posts. In fact you will develop a crippling addiction to my posts 😵💫 you will send me money 😵💫 your will send me all your money 😵💫 you will rob a bank and give me all of that money and not use this post in court to incriminate me when you get caught 😵💫