Crystal Chambers Seattle based and travel ready
@crystalchambers.bsky.social
30(+), flirty, and thriving.
Firm believer in Oxford commas,
spelling mistakes, and
not taking ourselves too seriously.
The perfect handful that’ll
charm the pants off you.
meetcrystalchambers.com
Firm believer in Oxford commas,
spelling mistakes, and
not taking ourselves too seriously.
The perfect handful that’ll
charm the pants off you.
meetcrystalchambers.com
Pinned
I am my own means of production
Me: ‘Your honor, on the day in question my cat ate breakfast and dinner and in between ripped open a bag of treats and a bag of her supplemental fancy raw freeze dried food and ate it all.’
My cat’s attorney: ‘Your honor, my client has never been fed in her 17 years of life.’
My cat’s attorney: ‘Your honor, my client has never been fed in her 17 years of life.’
January 15, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Me: ‘Your honor, on the day in question my cat ate breakfast and dinner and in between ripped open a bag of treats and a bag of her supplemental fancy raw freeze dried food and ate it all.’
My cat’s attorney: ‘Your honor, my client has never been fed in her 17 years of life.’
My cat’s attorney: ‘Your honor, my client has never been fed in her 17 years of life.’
My favorite nature girl
Just blowing off some steam, running in the hills
I know some other ways to blow off steam ;)
I know some other ways to blow off steam ;)
January 14, 2026 at 8:04 PM
My favorite nature girl
Big tees are the thing for meee
January 14, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Big tees are the thing for meee
Crimson at the moment of your touch.
January 12, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Crimson at the moment of your touch.
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Look, things are only getting worse so you might as well follow for more sexy pics and real talk.
You gotta train yourself to still be horny and deal with reality at some point.
You gotta train yourself to still be horny and deal with reality at some point.
January 11, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Look, things are only getting worse so you might as well follow for more sexy pics and real talk.
You gotta train yourself to still be horny and deal with reality at some point.
You gotta train yourself to still be horny and deal with reality at some point.
We’re taking all the good news we can! This will be life changing for so many families!
On day 8 of our Administration, @governor.ny.gov and I announced the beginning of universal childcare in NYC. No longer will New Yorkers be forced to choose between starting a family and continuing to live in the city they love. This only happened because of you.
January 10, 2026 at 5:34 AM
We’re taking all the good news we can! This will be life changing for so many families!
Hello generous clients! I’m looking to help raise some funds for trans community self actualization projects. That may sound vague but it’s best to be discreet in these situations! I’m looking to raise 2k of which I am pledging 500 of my own money. This will build community and save lives.
January 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Hello generous clients! I’m looking to help raise some funds for trans community self actualization projects. That may sound vague but it’s best to be discreet in these situations! I’m looking to raise 2k of which I am pledging 500 of my own money. This will build community and save lives.
Seattle, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to make eye contact, maybe even say hi, to your neighbors you pass on the street.
January 6, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Seattle, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to make eye contact, maybe even say hi, to your neighbors you pass on the street.
My politics is that I care about other people.
As long as there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene Debs
Pic of the day
#photography
Pic of the day
#photography
January 6, 2026 at 7:40 PM
My politics is that I care about other people.
It’s in your best interest to set your stuff down and come join me.
January 6, 2026 at 7:39 PM
It’s in your best interest to set your stuff down and come join me.
All of these happen on a date with me. In various orders!
peek = 🫣
peak = 🗻
pique = 👀
peak = 🗻
pique = 👀
January 5, 2026 at 11:57 PM
All of these happen on a date with me. In various orders!
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Shout out to people who are still able to get horny given the current state of the world.
January 5, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Shout out to people who are still able to get horny given the current state of the world.
Holidays muted time and any focus on work stuff but I promise I’m coming back online… next week 🙃
January 2, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Holidays muted time and any focus on work stuff but I promise I’m coming back online… next week 🙃
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Proud to be on your naughty list. Treat me to a Christmas gift and you might make it on my nice list 🎁 throne.com/brookeivey
December 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Proud to be on your naughty list. Treat me to a Christmas gift and you might make it on my nice list 🎁 throne.com/brookeivey
I’m sorry, I can’t let you up early, I’m doing witchcraft.
December 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I’m sorry, I can’t let you up early, I’m doing witchcraft.
Ho Ho Ho! It’s off to work I go!
December 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Ho Ho Ho! It’s off to work I go!
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for every one hundred likes [within reason] i’ll put pam bondi in some form of trash receptacle.
December 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
for every one hundred likes [within reason] i’ll put pam bondi in some form of trash receptacle.
Not on my actual wishlist but on the wishlist in my mind:
A new Bose speaker for my house
A bottle of Strega Liquor
The softest sweater in an earth tone
A refurbished Mac book
Donations to Aileen’s, Northwest Immigrant Solidarity Network, and Lavender Rights Project 😇
A new Bose speaker for my house
A bottle of Strega Liquor
The softest sweater in an earth tone
A refurbished Mac book
Donations to Aileen’s, Northwest Immigrant Solidarity Network, and Lavender Rights Project 😇
December 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Not on my actual wishlist but on the wishlist in my mind:
A new Bose speaker for my house
A bottle of Strega Liquor
The softest sweater in an earth tone
A refurbished Mac book
Donations to Aileen’s, Northwest Immigrant Solidarity Network, and Lavender Rights Project 😇
A new Bose speaker for my house
A bottle of Strega Liquor
The softest sweater in an earth tone
A refurbished Mac book
Donations to Aileen’s, Northwest Immigrant Solidarity Network, and Lavender Rights Project 😇
The first rule of Fight Club is you don’t talk poorly about yourself.
December 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The first rule of Fight Club is you don’t talk poorly about yourself.
Best line of the new Knives Out: ‘Feminist Marxist Wh*res are destroying the world.’ 😂
December 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Best line of the new Knives Out: ‘Feminist Marxist Wh*res are destroying the world.’ 😂
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you’ve definitely heard of elf on the shelf but are you ready for
December 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
you’ve definitely heard of elf on the shelf but are you ready for
What is the meaning of life? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Are you afraid of the dark?
The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing.
The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing.
How Many Members Does Antifa Have? Where Is Its Headquarters? The FBI Has No Answers.
theintercept.com/2025/12/11/f...
theintercept.com/2025/12/11/f...
How Many Members Does Antifa Have? Where Is Its Headquarters? The FBI Has No Answers.
Despite saying that antifa is the biggest U.S. domestic threat, the FBI couldn’t explain how the movement is a “terror organization” — or an organization at all.
theintercept.com
December 12, 2025 at 7:06 AM
What is the meaning of life? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Are you afraid of the dark?
The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing.
The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing.
Okay so in the spirit of keeping to buying second hand whenever I can, for Xmas I am hoping for eBay and Etsy gift cards! Always accepting Sephora, Aesop, and local book store gift cards too!
December 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Okay so in the spirit of keeping to buying second hand whenever I can, for Xmas I am hoping for eBay and Etsy gift cards! Always accepting Sephora, Aesop, and local book store gift cards too!
Can’t believe no one has taken me to Teatro Zinzanni yet!
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Can’t believe no one has taken me to Teatro Zinzanni yet!
Sarah Paulson deserves every single award on the planet for Carrington Lane on All’s Fair. It is truly one of the most diabolically outrageous characters I’ve ever seen and I cannot stop laughing.
December 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Sarah Paulson deserves every single award on the planet for Carrington Lane on All’s Fair. It is truly one of the most diabolically outrageous characters I’ve ever seen and I cannot stop laughing.