Crystal Chambers ✨ Seattle & FMTY
@crystalchambers.bsky.social
30(+), flirty, and thriving.
The perfect handful that’ll
charm the pants off you.
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The perfect handful that’ll
charm the pants off you.
meetcrystalchambers.com
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I am my own means of production
Hello! I am off grid this week! See you later, gaters!
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Hello! I am off grid this week! See you later, gaters!
Okay let’s have a normal argument on the internet.
Do you eat your pizza crust or are you a monster?
Do you eat your pizza crust or are you a monster?
November 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Okay let’s have a normal argument on the internet.
Do you eat your pizza crust or are you a monster?
Do you eat your pizza crust or are you a monster?
Collective power actually works ya’ll. Radicalize, organize, unionize, celebrate and then keep moving.
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Collective power actually works ya’ll. Radicalize, organize, unionize, celebrate and then keep moving.
PNW GFE means hairy pits, waxed bikini, shaved legs, a penchant for nice cocktails, and getting your ear talked off about hot girls, good books, and care centered politics. Don’t worry! Your d gets s’ed real good too.
November 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
PNW GFE means hairy pits, waxed bikini, shaved legs, a penchant for nice cocktails, and getting your ear talked off about hot girls, good books, and care centered politics. Don’t worry! Your d gets s’ed real good too.
Tag yourself. I’m combining: pantsuited girlboss (formerly skittle haired) activist.
My favorite, though, is adderall-addicted dog mom diversity consultants.
My favorite, though, is adderall-addicted dog mom diversity consultants.
it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
November 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Tag yourself. I’m combining: pantsuited girlboss (formerly skittle haired) activist.
My favorite, though, is adderall-addicted dog mom diversity consultants.
My favorite, though, is adderall-addicted dog mom diversity consultants.
Arguing with transphobes on the internet is one of my favorite sports. And I feel like I never lose because I am completely right in defending the self actualization of angels on earth.
November 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Arguing with transphobes on the internet is one of my favorite sports. And I feel like I never lose because I am completely right in defending the self actualization of angels on earth.
My sfw Halloween outfit was Rumi from Kpop Demon Hunters and my nsfw is on that special site. ☺️
November 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My sfw Halloween outfit was Rumi from Kpop Demon Hunters and my nsfw is on that special site. ☺️
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My wife has volunteered at a local food bank for years and confirms what many of you have probably heard: in this case, straight cash is a good donation if you can do it.
The food banks have better access and buying power than individuals do, and can try to address item imbalances as they see them.
The food banks have better access and buying power than individuals do, and can try to address item imbalances as they see them.
October 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My wife has volunteered at a local food bank for years and confirms what many of you have probably heard: in this case, straight cash is a good donation if you can do it.
The food banks have better access and buying power than individuals do, and can try to address item imbalances as they see them.
The food banks have better access and buying power than individuals do, and can try to address item imbalances as they see them.
unfortunately, no, that is not cum in my hair but in fact tarter sauce.
October 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
unfortunately, no, that is not cum in my hair but in fact tarter sauce.
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The people yearn for (democratic) socialism (this one will make you cry)
October 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The people yearn for (democratic) socialism (this one will make you cry)
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My best relationship advice is to not vote against your loved one’s best interests and wash your dick and balls.
October 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
My best relationship advice is to not vote against your loved one’s best interests and wash your dick and balls.
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Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same
October 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same
Inspiring me to call my boobs ‘weapons of mass distraction’ for Halloween because they’re deemed illegal depending on whose hands they’re in and for what reason.
Behold! My Halloween name for this year! I love being a weird little guy so Edgar Allan Hoe it is! (I don’t see other girls using this name this year so please let me have it for now. Women supporting other women, etc)
October 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Inspiring me to call my boobs ‘weapons of mass distraction’ for Halloween because they’re deemed illegal depending on whose hands they’re in and for what reason.
Waiting for my friend who is always late to text me, ‘I’m running late!’ To plan out when to leave. Yes, she’s an air sign.
October 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Waiting for my friend who is always late to text me, ‘I’m running late!’ To plan out when to leave. Yes, she’s an air sign.
Actually the rain is how I’m styling my hair these days 💁🏼♀️
October 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Actually the rain is how I’m styling my hair these days 💁🏼♀️
What lovely person sent me this gift card??
I would love to thank you properly 💕
I would love to thank you properly 💕
October 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
What lovely person sent me this gift card??
I would love to thank you properly 💕
I would love to thank you properly 💕
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it;s easier to say "find God" than it is to say "find the love within you that compels you to guide others to the love within themselves."
October 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
it;s easier to say "find God" than it is to say "find the love within you that compels you to guide others to the love within themselves."
How am I doing on the ‘business casual’ front?
October 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
How am I doing on the ‘business casual’ front?
How do I get my bartender to stop from shaking? (My martini)
October 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
How do I get my bartender to stop from shaking? (My martini)
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Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”
October 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”
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oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
Dentists will be like, ‘Nooooo, nothing to be scared of here! We’re so nice! We’re gunna take good care of you!’ And then schedule you for a double crown replacement at 7:30 in the morning.
October 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Dentists will be like, ‘Nooooo, nothing to be scared of here! We’re so nice! We’re gunna take good care of you!’ And then schedule you for a double crown replacement at 7:30 in the morning.
What is the fluffiest softest robe out on the market today?
October 18, 2025 at 7:01 AM
What is the fluffiest softest robe out on the market today?
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the world is cruel and scary. but there are also women. you must remember this.
October 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
the world is cruel and scary. but there are also women. you must remember this.