Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA
@vaughnwolff.bsky.social
Seattle, Washington
Millennial/Est. 1985
Brunch/Lunch/Dinner Date
Good eater/ Voracious Reader
I like to make little jokes.
Ageless Vampire/Milf-Adjacent
Typos, galore!
wolffeyes.com
Millennial/Est. 1985
Brunch/Lunch/Dinner Date
Good eater/ Voracious Reader
I like to make little jokes.
Ageless Vampire/Milf-Adjacent
Typos, galore!
wolffeyes.com
I’m feeling grateful for friends who understand beauty. Thanks for this gorgeous print!
This is by Mel Perreault who is a Montreal based tattoo / artist and illustrator.
This is by Mel Perreault who is a Montreal based tattoo / artist and illustrator.
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I’m feeling grateful for friends who understand beauty. Thanks for this gorgeous print!
This is by Mel Perreault who is a Montreal based tattoo / artist and illustrator.
This is by Mel Perreault who is a Montreal based tattoo / artist and illustrator.
Happy Halloween!
I’m staying in and watching a horror comedy - my favorite genre.
The Dead Don’t Die came out in 2019 and it is somehow capturing the matter of fact and self referential end of the world as we know it vibes of 2025.
I’m staying in and watching a horror comedy - my favorite genre.
The Dead Don’t Die came out in 2019 and it is somehow capturing the matter of fact and self referential end of the world as we know it vibes of 2025.
November 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Happy Halloween!
I’m staying in and watching a horror comedy - my favorite genre.
The Dead Don’t Die came out in 2019 and it is somehow capturing the matter of fact and self referential end of the world as we know it vibes of 2025.
I’m staying in and watching a horror comedy - my favorite genre.
The Dead Don’t Die came out in 2019 and it is somehow capturing the matter of fact and self referential end of the world as we know it vibes of 2025.
Sushi for lunch!
October 31, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Sushi for lunch!
That don’t impress me much.
October 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
That don’t impress me much.
October 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I am an M80 firecracker with generous hips.
October 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I am an M80 firecracker with generous hips.
The Acolytes of Abaddon episode of Haunted Hotel is such a cute way to end the season.
October 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The Acolytes of Abaddon episode of Haunted Hotel is such a cute way to end the season.
I settled for soup.
October 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I settled for soup.
Full bush or skims merkin?
October 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Full bush or skims merkin?
There is a show with lesbian witches, stripper witches, bespeckled witches and it’s called Wicked City. It’s so fun!
My new comfort watch.
The first scene of the first season has a bit of alarming violence in the very first part - so heads up.
My new comfort watch.
The first scene of the first season has a bit of alarming violence in the very first part - so heads up.
October 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
There is a show with lesbian witches, stripper witches, bespeckled witches and it’s called Wicked City. It’s so fun!
My new comfort watch.
The first scene of the first season has a bit of alarming violence in the very first part - so heads up.
My new comfort watch.
The first scene of the first season has a bit of alarming violence in the very first part - so heads up.
Portland was cute!
October 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Portland was cute!
Just catching up on texts…
October 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Just catching up on texts…
Waking up to who you are in this brand new world can feel exciting. Let’s explore that together.
@ilsensual.bsky.social has that magic 📸
@ilsensual.bsky.social has that magic 📸
October 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Waking up to who you are in this brand new world can feel exciting. Let’s explore that together.
@ilsensual.bsky.social has that magic 📸
@ilsensual.bsky.social has that magic 📸
Bye Seattle!
See you next week.
See you next week.
September 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Bye Seattle!
See you next week.
See you next week.
I can’t stop thinking about this movie.
September 27, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I can’t stop thinking about this movie.
I saw a stylist suggest wearing oversized shirts off the shoulder.
So many women complimented my outfit yesterday which tells me I’m doing it right.
So many women complimented my outfit yesterday which tells me I’m doing it right.
September 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I saw a stylist suggest wearing oversized shirts off the shoulder.
So many women complimented my outfit yesterday which tells me I’m doing it right.
So many women complimented my outfit yesterday which tells me I’m doing it right.
STATEMENT FROM TYLENOL
September 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
STATEMENT FROM TYLENOL
Queer visibility didn’t get us far but here are my lafufus anyway:
September 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Queer visibility didn’t get us far but here are my lafufus anyway:
The closest color in the book is Verdigris! It’s a naturally occurring corbonate that forms on copper when it’s exposed to certain elements.
It was collected by scraping off copper sheets stored to age correctly. It ate away at medieval canvas as well as aged to a brown tone after a time.
It was collected by scraping off copper sheets stored to age correctly. It ate away at medieval canvas as well as aged to a brown tone after a time.
September 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The closest color in the book is Verdigris! It’s a naturally occurring corbonate that forms on copper when it’s exposed to certain elements.
It was collected by scraping off copper sheets stored to age correctly. It ate away at medieval canvas as well as aged to a brown tone after a time.
It was collected by scraping off copper sheets stored to age correctly. It ate away at medieval canvas as well as aged to a brown tone after a time.
This picture tastes like squash
September 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This picture tastes like squash
Really good book alert. It is about the histories of different colors told in about two novel length pages.
Pick a color and I’ll give you a brief synopsis!
Pick a color and I’ll give you a brief synopsis!
September 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Really good book alert. It is about the histories of different colors told in about two novel length pages.
Pick a color and I’ll give you a brief synopsis!
Pick a color and I’ll give you a brief synopsis!
Aspiring squires may inquire below.
Tell me your coat of arms and maybe you’re hired.
Wolffeyes.com has the form you can fill out to apply.
Tell me your coat of arms and maybe you’re hired.
Wolffeyes.com has the form you can fill out to apply.
September 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Aspiring squires may inquire below.
Tell me your coat of arms and maybe you’re hired.
Wolffeyes.com has the form you can fill out to apply.
Tell me your coat of arms and maybe you’re hired.
Wolffeyes.com has the form you can fill out to apply.
This makes me giggle so maybe it makes you giggle too.
What is something you don’t need to buy and so don’t buy but you would like to have?
What is something you don’t need to buy and so don’t buy but you would like to have?
September 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This makes me giggle so maybe it makes you giggle too.
What is something you don’t need to buy and so don’t buy but you would like to have?
What is something you don’t need to buy and so don’t buy but you would like to have?