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Varlotto
@varlotto.bsky.social
5'9, balding, white male, and I love to post online!
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Whenever you make a mistake, admitting that you were wrong and amending it is the right thing to do, always. Thank you @timeextension.com for this. Hope to see more people cutting ties with Modretro now that the last news went viral. #FuckModretro
December 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
December 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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This year, I dont want anything like books or money or anything like that. I just want a little servant I can dress in robes and keep in a box and he has to do my bidding or a demon drags him to hell.
December 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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It's so bright out right now.. hard to believe it will be dark come night time
December 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
You've been acting like a little freak ever since I sprayed you with my serum.
December 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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It's Tuesday! The day you frumpty fro— Oh, what's the fucking point
December 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Bet it feels good as fuck to bite into a neck and just start thrashing. Animals might be onto something.
December 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
December 16, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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If any of you fuckers leave out oatmeal and raisin cookies for Santa instead of the normal ones you deserve what’s coming to you
December 15, 2025 at 9:03 AM
bro really thinks he's masking 😭
December 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Season's greetings! Now gather round the fire for the Holiday Cryosphere update!

🚂 A New Portal World
☃️ New Entity
🏔️ (FREE) Cozy Cabin Home World
🥕 New plantable and improved food buffs!
🔔 QOL stuff
& more!

store.steampowered.com/news/app/427...
Abiotic Factor - Holiday Cryosphere - Steam News
A frosty update to keep you warm during the season.
store.steampowered.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Pictured: Typical example of the most fecund elves.
December 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Whatever the hell they want
What do you think ogres keep in their little pouches and flasks?
December 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Quite frankly the type of shit I been on today
December 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
i got S.A.D. for when it's not snowing
December 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
They let that kid from the Omelas grow up and he never got a job
December 14, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
December 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Some of you on here
December 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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even if i’m not in a Starter Pack my presence is in there lurking
December 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
December 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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😨It costs $1,000,000 to show a game at the VGAs for 3 minutes...

🎉But it costs $0 to play the Trading Card Inspector Demo for as long as you like!!

🎮Play the demo: s.team/a/3940840
💡Give us feedback!
📈Help a debut indie dev team reach 50 reviews!
#gamedev #indiedev #cozygames #steam #indiegames
December 12, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM