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varlotto.bsky.social
Varlotto
@varlotto.bsky.social
5'9, balding, white male, and I love to post online!
always with some bullshit theory this one
December 11, 2025 at 7:13 AM
🫂 sweet
December 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM
not even a little bit of a joke here
December 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
need sabrina carpenter to get coke to delete the christmas ai ads
December 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
*your stupid little frozen shack catches on fire just from the sheer anger I point towards you and you explode and die forever*
Christmas is fucking canceled go home!
December 9, 2025 at 6:01 AM
bro treated you like a retail worker
December 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Doing this but I remove my soul and something else moves in.
December 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
December 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
December 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM