Varlotto
@varlotto.bsky.social
5'9, balding, white male, and I love to post online!
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the Reze Arc movie might be perfect idk
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
the Reze Arc movie might be perfect idk
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⚠️ ATTENTION HABUBIS WORKERS ⚠️
The Most Serene Board of Directors has agreed to share some of the exquisite OST from our upcoming game Trading Card Inspector!
TRACK: Plarbo and Friends
Play the demo! s.team/a/3940840
#indiedev #cozygames #steam #indiegames #gamedev #gameost #music #gamemusic #edm
The Most Serene Board of Directors has agreed to share some of the exquisite OST from our upcoming game Trading Card Inspector!
TRACK: Plarbo and Friends
Play the demo! s.team/a/3940840
#indiedev #cozygames #steam #indiegames #gamedev #gameost #music #gamemusic #edm
December 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
⚠️ ATTENTION HABUBIS WORKERS ⚠️
The Most Serene Board of Directors has agreed to share some of the exquisite OST from our upcoming game Trading Card Inspector!
TRACK: Plarbo and Friends
Play the demo! s.team/a/3940840
#indiedev #cozygames #steam #indiegames #gamedev #gameost #music #gamemusic #edm
The Most Serene Board of Directors has agreed to share some of the exquisite OST from our upcoming game Trading Card Inspector!
TRACK: Plarbo and Friends
Play the demo! s.team/a/3940840
#indiedev #cozygames #steam #indiegames #gamedev #gameost #music #gamemusic #edm
Play this demo where you work a desk job shredding fake trading cards.
5 days since launch and we're on 15 positive reviews!!! 😍✨
We're so grateful to everyone who's played it so far and left a review! It goes a long way! 🙇💖
🎮Play the demo: s.team/a/3940840
💡Give us feedback!
📈Help a debut indie game reach 50 reviews!
#gamedev #indiedev #cozygames #steam #indiegames
We're so grateful to everyone who's played it so far and left a review! It goes a long way! 🙇💖
🎮Play the demo: s.team/a/3940840
💡Give us feedback!
📈Help a debut indie game reach 50 reviews!
#gamedev #indiedev #cozygames #steam #indiegames
December 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Play this demo where you work a desk job shredding fake trading cards.
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5 days since launch and we're on 15 positive reviews!!! 😍✨
We're so grateful to everyone who's played it so far and left a review! It goes a long way! 🙇💖
🎮Play the demo: s.team/a/3940840
💡Give us feedback!
📈Help a debut indie game reach 50 reviews!
#gamedev #indiedev #cozygames #steam #indiegames
We're so grateful to everyone who's played it so far and left a review! It goes a long way! 🙇💖
🎮Play the demo: s.team/a/3940840
💡Give us feedback!
📈Help a debut indie game reach 50 reviews!
#gamedev #indiedev #cozygames #steam #indiegames
December 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
5 days since launch and we're on 15 positive reviews!!! 😍✨
We're so grateful to everyone who's played it so far and left a review! It goes a long way! 🙇💖
🎮Play the demo: s.team/a/3940840
💡Give us feedback!
📈Help a debut indie game reach 50 reviews!
#gamedev #indiedev #cozygames #steam #indiegames
We're so grateful to everyone who's played it so far and left a review! It goes a long way! 🙇💖
🎮Play the demo: s.team/a/3940840
💡Give us feedback!
📈Help a debut indie game reach 50 reviews!
#gamedev #indiedev #cozygames #steam #indiegames
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Just invented a new strain of weed that's designed to be blown onto babies to help them sleep
December 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Just invented a new strain of weed that's designed to be blown onto babies to help them sleep
Voted Most Likely to Achieve Apotheosis in my senior class.
December 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Voted Most Likely to Achieve Apotheosis in my senior class.
Can I get the next one @fifa
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Can I get the next one @fifa
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Did you think you would see him here
Be honest
Be honest
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Did you think you would see him here
Be honest
Be honest
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Elon Musk sits in his dark basement, fat and plumpy, laying millions of eggs from his penis like an ant.
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Elon Musk sits in his dark basement, fat and plumpy, laying millions of eggs from his penis like an ant.
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(confronting the armed men who have broken into my kitchen at 3am) ah i see word has gotten out about my (gestures) various spices
May 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
(confronting the armed men who have broken into my kitchen at 3am) ah i see word has gotten out about my (gestures) various spices
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just found where they sell you
July 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
just found where they sell you
not the krampus funko loaf
Grüße from Salzburg on this grey Krampusnacht morning. Here's some Krampus Bread (or Parklji) that I spotted in a bakery window yesterday 🔥...
December 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
not the krampus funko loaf
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Started working on the feedback we've received so far, I cannot overstate just how USEFUL all of it has been to help us improve the game. 🙇
🎮Play the demo: s.team/a/3940840
💡Give us feedback!
📈Help a debut indie dev team reach 50 reviews!
#gamedev #indiedev #cozygames #steam #indiegames
🎮Play the demo: s.team/a/3940840
💡Give us feedback!
📈Help a debut indie dev team reach 50 reviews!
#gamedev #indiedev #cozygames #steam #indiegames
December 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Started working on the feedback we've received so far, I cannot overstate just how USEFUL all of it has been to help us improve the game. 🙇
🎮Play the demo: s.team/a/3940840
💡Give us feedback!
📈Help a debut indie dev team reach 50 reviews!
#gamedev #indiedev #cozygames #steam #indiegames
🎮Play the demo: s.team/a/3940840
💡Give us feedback!
📈Help a debut indie dev team reach 50 reviews!
#gamedev #indiedev #cozygames #steam #indiegames
Babe, you know I can't go out the state has labeled me a Provocateur.
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Babe, you know I can't go out the state has labeled me a Provocateur.
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Happy birthday Tamu! This tiny tank is 2 today
December 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Happy birthday Tamu! This tiny tank is 2 today
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npc guards in stealth games
June 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
npc guards in stealth games
I'm a precog but so far every time my life has lined up with stuff I've seen before it's just been useless moments.
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I'm a precog but so far every time my life has lined up with stuff I've seen before it's just been useless moments.