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There's a whole lot of so-called "Freedom Fighters" out there, and not a single goddamn one of them is fighting for my right to light up a cigarette in a Denny's.
[Putting an HDMI cable into the box of HDMI cables that my cat wants to bite]

“One day, these will all be yours, son. Just like my dad passed his box of video cables on to me.”
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I believe pretty strongly that it is imperative that we dig our heels in on AI, not wait for the bubble to burst. I am so tired of watching it cook people’s brains. We need to insist that the purveyors, pushers and evangelists be held accountable for every lie, death, mental break, and “job lost”.
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 AM
The thing that turned me off the usefulness of LLMs was simply requesting information on subjects that I’m an expert in. The results were impressive, but crucially flawed in ways that made the information feel largely untrustworthy and mostly useless.
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 AM
If I had a cat that liked to curl up beside me while I played him a little tune on the guitar I would be a virtuoso. Instead, I have two cats that try to bite the strings, so I am not very good at guitar.
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Zohran quick saving before every dialog option to make sure he gets the good ending.
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?

TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Congratulations to Momo from The Momo challenge on the big Nobel Peace Prize win. 🏆 💪
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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Nobody who should fuck off actually fucks off anymore. We're stuck with all these fucking people.
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
When the history books write that people were briefly convinced that computers had gained sentience and were talking to them, I’m going to be so fucking embarrassed to be lumped in with you dipshits.
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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THEN YOU PURCHASE THEM AND DO NOT USE THE PROPERTY OF OTHERS
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Bluesky is fucking awesome, the discover tab is just full of people who decided their political alignment based on their favourite colour replying to AI pictures of Melania like “First Lady?! Yeah I don’t think so buddy, there have been plenty of ladies before her!”
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I do not “know enough to be dangerous” about anything. I do however know enough to be annoying about just about everything.
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Who is hiking at 120km/h? Sonic the Hedgehog? 😏

Slow down and smell the roses, buddy.
November 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry
November 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Not sure how many Cheney obits will mention this murderous legacy of his.
Post-9/11 wars have contributed to some 4.5 million deaths, report suggests
Researchers attempt to calculate the number of deaths attributable to the war on terrorism, across Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq, Syria, Libya, Somalia and Yemen.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I have pretty much entirely dropped out of the culture, to the point that the first time I ever heard Shaboozey I felt like I was having a stroke.
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Literally nothing rich guys love more than being able to tell poor people that “This month I didn’t even pay myself 😏”.

Cool man. You’re literally in charge, go fix the problem. I’m not looking for a martyr, go fix the fucking problem so we can both get paid.
Mike Johnson is letting the House stay home while the government is shut down. Here’s the kicker:

Members of Congress will still be paid on Nov. 1 unless they personally ask not to. I’ve done that. But our staff won’t get a dime. What kind of boss pays him or herself while their team goes unpaid?
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
They finally found a company who’s consultants are actually dumb enough, and who’s work is meaningless enough to make ChatGPT’s batting average look great in comparison.
October 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Genuinely surprised I haven’t seen any pictures of the fascist robot dogs at any protests in the US. I always thought the only thing holding them back was how creepy and authoritarian their vibe was. Now that creepy/authoritarian is in vogue, I thought they’d be in the vanguard.
October 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Just woke up from a nightmare where Roman Mars licensed his voice to every AI company and every device in my house started talking to me like a public radio HAL 9000.
October 27, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Feel like hub caps used to be a way bigger deal
October 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Sounds huge for my fellow Canadians with Seasonal Affective Disorder. If anyone wants to go halfsies on a perma-summer space ray, hmu.
Soon the ultra rich will be able to pay to have huge satellite mirrors redirect sunlight onto their property in the middle of the night.

You know what happens to men who steal fire from the gods, right?????
Scientists Oppose Huge Array of Mirrors in Space That Shines Nighttime Sunlight on Wealthy Customers
The astronomical community is horrified at plans made by a for-profit company to flood the night sky with sunlight.
futurism.com
October 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
“Yet, one of the first things I read about them is that they are not diverse enough”

From whomst, Mel? Almost nobody even voted for this city council. No one cares. Unreal victim brain here. “I read one article (or possibly just a tweet), and now I feel attacked for liking city council.”
Opinion: Stop the DEI analysis of Calgary city council
Opinion: Stop the DEI Analysis of Calgary City Council
calgaryherald.com
October 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Idk what the fuck we're all doing when there's a new Katamari game and we're not all just playing that instead. We are a broken people. We should be rolling up cows rn.
October 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM