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There's a whole lot of so-called "Freedom Fighters" out there, and not a single goddamn one of them is fighting for my right to light up a cigarette in a Denny's.
Congratulations to Momo from The Momo challenge on the big Nobel Peace Prize win. 🏆 💪
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Congratulations to Momo from The Momo challenge on the big Nobel Peace Prize win. 🏆 💪
Who is hiking at 120km/h? Sonic the Hedgehog? 😏
Slow down and smell the roses, buddy.
Slow down and smell the roses, buddy.
November 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Who is hiking at 120km/h? Sonic the Hedgehog? 😏
Slow down and smell the roses, buddy.
Slow down and smell the roses, buddy.
They finally found a company who’s consultants are actually dumb enough, and who’s work is meaningless enough to make ChatGPT’s batting average look great in comparison.
October 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
They finally found a company who’s consultants are actually dumb enough, and who’s work is meaningless enough to make ChatGPT’s batting average look great in comparison.
I wish I’d known about death generator when I made this a few weeks ago. I’m an amateur.
October 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I wish I’d known about death generator when I made this a few weeks ago. I’m an amateur.
Genuinely surprised I haven’t seen any pictures of the fascist robot dogs at any protests in the US. I always thought the only thing holding them back was how creepy and authoritarian their vibe was. Now that creepy/authoritarian is in vogue, I thought they’d be in the vanguard.
October 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Genuinely surprised I haven’t seen any pictures of the fascist robot dogs at any protests in the US. I always thought the only thing holding them back was how creepy and authoritarian their vibe was. Now that creepy/authoritarian is in vogue, I thought they’d be in the vanguard.
I assure you, the progressives have not forgotten about Danielle Smith. The issue is that she sucks.
October 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I assure you, the progressives have not forgotten about Danielle Smith. The issue is that she sucks.
Who is suggesting this? Are you perhaps imagining this?
“With respect”, who is suggesting your daughter cannot become an engineer?
This is poor framing. We’ve completely lost the thread at this point.
“With respect”, who is suggesting your daughter cannot become an engineer?
This is poor framing. We’ve completely lost the thread at this point.
October 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Who is suggesting this? Are you perhaps imagining this?
“With respect”, who is suggesting your daughter cannot become an engineer?
This is poor framing. We’ve completely lost the thread at this point.
“With respect”, who is suggesting your daughter cannot become an engineer?
This is poor framing. We’ve completely lost the thread at this point.
With all due respect, some notes:
Are those your only two options? Also, the metrics for measuring this seem unclear and there is zero evidence that the new council is meaningfully better.
Are those your only two options? Also, the metrics for measuring this seem unclear and there is zero evidence that the new council is meaningfully better.
October 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
With all due respect, some notes:
Are those your only two options? Also, the metrics for measuring this seem unclear and there is zero evidence that the new council is meaningfully better.
Are those your only two options? Also, the metrics for measuring this seem unclear and there is zero evidence that the new council is meaningfully better.
The Springer home run was electric. A great moment, the best of the best of post-season baseball.
It’s just tough to watch so many people from Toronto being happy. Like you know it’s possible, you just never want to see it.
It’s just tough to watch so many people from Toronto being happy. Like you know it’s possible, you just never want to see it.
October 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
The Springer home run was electric. A great moment, the best of the best of post-season baseball.
It’s just tough to watch so many people from Toronto being happy. Like you know it’s possible, you just never want to see it.
It’s just tough to watch so many people from Toronto being happy. Like you know it’s possible, you just never want to see it.
*extremely French detective voice*
“Gentlemen, I am beginning to sink zat zis ladder is how zey broke in to ze museum. 🤔”
“Gentlemen, I am beginning to sink zat zis ladder is how zey broke in to ze museum. 🤔”
October 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM
*extremely French detective voice*
“Gentlemen, I am beginning to sink zat zis ladder is how zey broke in to ze museum. 🤔”
“Gentlemen, I am beginning to sink zat zis ladder is how zey broke in to ze museum. 🤔”
Please stop transforming all of the spaces into mobile worksites! Most of our spaces are for working, leave some for loafing, lazing, meandering, wandering, frolicking, exploring, enjoying, and relaxing! Leave some spaces where I couldn’t possibly work!
October 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Please stop transforming all of the spaces into mobile worksites! Most of our spaces are for working, leave some for loafing, lazing, meandering, wandering, frolicking, exploring, enjoying, and relaxing! Leave some spaces where I couldn’t possibly work!
What a terrible business! Maybe we should federalize the post office and just treat it like a service. 🤔
September 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
What a terrible business! Maybe we should federalize the post office and just treat it like a service. 🤔
Good for her. That’s how I want to go out. With a foot-long hot dog in my mouth and preserved for millennia.
September 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Good for her. That’s how I want to go out. With a foot-long hot dog in my mouth and preserved for millennia.
Incredible how prescient the MegaMan series has always been.
September 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Incredible how prescient the MegaMan series has always been.