Will 🦈 // life is a highway and i’m in a 10 car pileup
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I love it when movie teasers use a “cool” sounding song without regard for the lyrics.
in conclusion, chris hemsworth is a lil white bitch on depop
in conclusion, chris hemsworth is a lil white bitch on depop
January 26, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I love it when movie teasers use a “cool” sounding song without regard for the lyrics.
in conclusion, chris hemsworth is a lil white bitch on depop
in conclusion, chris hemsworth is a lil white bitch on depop
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Masked federal agents attacking US citizens in the streets. A Department of Justice waging war on America’s judicial system. The Patriots back in the Super Bowl.
Don’t ask yourself what you would do if fascism came to your door. Ask yourself what you’re doing now.
Don’t ask yourself what you would do if fascism came to your door. Ask yourself what you’re doing now.
January 25, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Masked federal agents attacking US citizens in the streets. A Department of Justice waging war on America’s judicial system. The Patriots back in the Super Bowl.
Don’t ask yourself what you would do if fascism came to your door. Ask yourself what you’re doing now.
Don’t ask yourself what you would do if fascism came to your door. Ask yourself what you’re doing now.
I’m seen enough, congrats to the seahawks on winning the super bowl.
January 25, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I’m seen enough, congrats to the seahawks on winning the super bowl.
I hope every mamdani public service announcement comes with a smut recommendation.
January 25, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I hope every mamdani public service announcement comes with a smut recommendation.
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look, the right wing's fever dream of the left is simply not true. no elected official no matter what their political persuasion is gong to go on TV and urge their constituents to read some hot man-on-man smut [aide whispers in my ear] wait what
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read ‘Heated Rivalry’ during the winter storm
via hearts530
via hearts530
January 25, 2026 at 7:11 PM
look, the right wing's fever dream of the left is simply not true. no elected official no matter what their political persuasion is gong to go on TV and urge their constituents to read some hot man-on-man smut [aide whispers in my ear] wait what
is the pats qb 15?
January 25, 2026 at 9:02 PM
is the pats qb 15?
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January 25, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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One year ago I drove to Connecticut with @yaboimanj.bsky.social to bring this rascal home. He’s a little bigger, a little more orange and a little more tolerated by his older brother.
Happy first gotcha day Finnegan!
Happy first gotcha day Finnegan!
January 25, 2026 at 5:41 AM
One year ago I drove to Connecticut with @yaboimanj.bsky.social to bring this rascal home. He’s a little bigger, a little more orange and a little more tolerated by his older brother.
Happy first gotcha day Finnegan!
Happy first gotcha day Finnegan!
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CANMN is an extremely good place to send some inside thoughts money www.canmn.org/donate
Donate Funds — Community Aid Network MN
www.canmn.org
January 24, 2026 at 6:44 PM
CANMN is an extremely good place to send some inside thoughts money www.canmn.org/donate
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one thing i am going to do is every time i wanna post something that could get me in trouble i will post some mutual aid links instead so please know every time you see a link it is because i am keeping an inside thought inside www.standwithminnesota.com
Stand With Minnesota Donation Directory
Stand With Minnesota is a hub for supporting, learning, and taking action to support Minnesotans impacted by ICE and federal enforcement.
www.standwithminnesota.com
January 22, 2026 at 7:23 PM
one thing i am going to do is every time i wanna post something that could get me in trouble i will post some mutual aid links instead so please know every time you see a link it is because i am keeping an inside thought inside www.standwithminnesota.com
Can philly, just as a favor to me, stop fantasizing about ICE coming here. What minnesota is experiencing is so deeply horrific and the thought of wishing that here so we can “show what we’re made of” is deeply mislead.
January 24, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Can philly, just as a favor to me, stop fantasizing about ICE coming here. What minnesota is experiencing is so deeply horrific and the thought of wishing that here so we can “show what we’re made of” is deeply mislead.
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At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.
January 24, 2026 at 4:45 PM
At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.
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Sinners is a movie with the guts to say that no matter what you’re facing be it a gang of vampires or racism, it’s never a bad time to learn how to eat pussy good
January 23, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Sinners is a movie with the guts to say that no matter what you’re facing be it a gang of vampires or racism, it’s never a bad time to learn how to eat pussy good
thoughts and prayers to my anemic cat as my landlord appears to have set the heat to only kick on when it’s like 20 degrees and my space heater has quit.
January 23, 2026 at 5:08 PM
thoughts and prayers to my anemic cat as my landlord appears to have set the heat to only kick on when it’s like 20 degrees and my space heater has quit.
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
as much as I love the idea of philly exceptionalism, ICE is here and it has already killed people they kidnapped. Minneapolis’ response has been incredible and we need to start emulating it now rather than assuming it’ll spring from the ether because we are built different.
terrible choice. go for it. minnesota was the incredibly polite version lol.
January 23, 2026 at 4:45 PM
as much as I love the idea of philly exceptionalism, ICE is here and it has already killed people they kidnapped. Minneapolis’ response has been incredible and we need to start emulating it now rather than assuming it’ll spring from the ether because we are built different.
UPenn and Drexel you guys are such fucking losers
Trump administration drops legal appeal over anti-DEI funding threat to schools and colleges. This leaves in place a federal judge's ruling that the anti-DEI effort violated the First Amendment and federal procedural rules. (Via AP) apnews.com/article/dei-... #ncpol #nced
Trump administration drops legal appeal over anti-DEI funding threat to schools and colleges
The Trump administration is dropping its appeal of a federal court ruling that blocked a campaign against diversity, equity, and inclusion threatening federal funding to the nation’s schools and colle...
apnews.com
January 23, 2026 at 4:34 PM
UPenn and Drexel you guys are such fucking losers
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This must be weird news to see if you’re one of the literally hundreds or even thousands of university administrators who preemptively censored faculty, scrubbed websites, changed the names of centers, etc.
Trump administration drops legal appeal over anti-DEI funding threat to schools and colleges. This leaves in place a federal judge's ruling that the anti-DEI effort violated the First Amendment and federal procedural rules. (Via AP) apnews.com/article/dei-... #ncpol #nced
Trump administration drops legal appeal over anti-DEI funding threat to schools and colleges
The Trump administration is dropping its appeal of a federal court ruling that blocked a campaign against diversity, equity, and inclusion threatening federal funding to the nation’s schools and colle...
apnews.com
January 23, 2026 at 1:45 PM
This must be weird news to see if you’re one of the literally hundreds or even thousands of university administrators who preemptively censored faculty, scrubbed websites, changed the names of centers, etc.
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Help bring 2-Year-Old Chloe & Her Father Home. They were kidnapped today in South Minneapolis. With the permission of the mother, we are reaching out to raise funds for lawyer fee’s, food, bond requests, rent, livability, & resources to keep this family together.
gofund.me/6295b51b3
gofund.me/6295b51b3
Donate to Help bring 2-Year-Old Chloe and Her Father Home, organized by Jason Chavez-Cruz
On January 22, 2026, Chloe Renata Tipan Villacis who is 2 years of a… Jason Chavez-Cruz needs your support for Help bring 2-Year-Old Chloe and Her Father Home
gofund.me
January 22, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Help bring 2-Year-Old Chloe & Her Father Home. They were kidnapped today in South Minneapolis. With the permission of the mother, we are reaching out to raise funds for lawyer fee’s, food, bond requests, rent, livability, & resources to keep this family together.
gofund.me/6295b51b3
gofund.me/6295b51b3
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Please help us bring Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos (he’s only 5 years of age and is currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and his father were kidnapped by ICE. This will help the family with legal services to help reunite Liam and his dad with their family.
gofund.me/be8a1b2ab
gofund.me/be8a1b2ab
Donate to Help Bring 5-Year-Old Liam Home, organized by sarai Orquiz
Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos is just 5 years old and currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and h… sarai Orquiz needs your support for Help Bring 5-Year-Old Liam Home
gofund.me
January 22, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Please help us bring Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos (he’s only 5 years of age and is currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and his father were kidnapped by ICE. This will help the family with legal services to help reunite Liam and his dad with their family.
gofund.me/be8a1b2ab
gofund.me/be8a1b2ab
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My group was able to recover a spent canister from a green smoke grenade in Minneapolis. We now confirm with physical evidence that it was a green signaling grenade.
Please don't spread rumors about hexachloroethane or nerve agents.
#PublicPreparedness #Minneapolis
Please don't spread rumors about hexachloroethane or nerve agents.
#PublicPreparedness #Minneapolis
January 21, 2026 at 10:07 PM
My group was able to recover a spent canister from a green smoke grenade in Minneapolis. We now confirm with physical evidence that it was a green signaling grenade.
Please don't spread rumors about hexachloroethane or nerve agents.
#PublicPreparedness #Minneapolis
Please don't spread rumors about hexachloroethane or nerve agents.
#PublicPreparedness #Minneapolis
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Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it