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uselesscryptid.bsky.social
can't believe I have to get on my imaginary soapbox in the year of our lord 2025 and defend the Grinch Who Stole Christmas (2000)
December 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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daemoncorps.bsky.social
Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
uselesscryptid.bsky.social
Sometimes God gives you a bowl of extremely spicy salsa that looks like soup, and you just have to deal with the consequences of your actions.
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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iniquitousfish.bsky.social
A small black and white comic. The comic shows me in four stages. At the beginning I am lurched over in my office chair, prepared to work hard. A speech bubble says: 'Okay. Time to lock in and-.' My cat's head is peeking up from around my lap. In the second part, my cat has started to crawl into my space. I look down at her, but am still distractedly saying: 'Time to lock-' In the third part my cat is starting to make herself comfortable on my chest, where she likes to be. I am succumbing, looking off in the distance saying: 'To-' By the fourth section, I have fully surrendered. She is sleeping on chest. It's all over.
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
uselesscryptid.bsky.social
Still trying to figure out how I survived two and a half years of art school because what the fuck even was that
October 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
it's not FOR us
edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
uselesscryptid.bsky.social
A 3-person groupchat can be deeply healing space OR pose questions like “What would happen if we all collectively got into hard drugs?”

And I think that’s beautiful.
August 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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lostcatdog.bsky.social
Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”

Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
August 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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ivantills.bsky.social
testimonials
July 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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ceej.online
got the gang sitting in silence around an unlit fire pit as elliott smith’s independence day plays on repeat
July 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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peasforprincess.bsky.social
Screencap of the show “it’s always sunny in Philadelphia” with the character Frank, played by Danny devito saying, “You would have to be a real lowlife piece of shit to be proud to be an American.”
July 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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huxleymorgan.bsky.social
Black and white image of Iranian author Marjane Satrapi, smoking a cigarette. "The world is not divided between east and west. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same."
June 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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dancow.bsky.social
meme of lisa simpson looking bewildered at plate. Lisa’s head is labeled “God”, the plate is labeled “this tweet”
June 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
uselesscryptid.bsky.social
If I had a nickel for every time I was attended to in a medical capacity by someone named Beth, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
June 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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gkids.com
GKIDS is proud to announce we'll be bringing a new 4K remaster of Hideaki Anno and Shinji Higuchi's SHIN GODZILLA to North American theatres starting August 14! 💥

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June 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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dly.bsky.social
hey sorry, can’t. busy.
Image with the photographer holding a cigrette and a pint of beer. Across the table is Snoopy also holding a cigarette but drinking root beer. It’s night time on a city street and there’s a bright McDonald’s sign across the way
April 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20
April 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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ceej.online
groimes the choiseheads hoite me
April 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
uselesscryptid.bsky.social
I’m convinced E*on could’ve rigged the Wisconsin election better if he had simply given out Scoopie tokens
April 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
uselesscryptid.bsky.social
Wisconsin, my darling home state: DON’T LET ME THE FUCK DOWN
April 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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protato42.bsky.social
Happy Trans Day of Visibility
A picture of David Lynch with the caption Fix your hearts or die
March 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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adifitri.bsky.social
Better a pig than a gen A.I. user!
Pencil sketch of the Studio Ghibli character, Porco Rosso with a modified quote from the movie "Better a pig than a gen A.I. user!"
March 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM