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For all things fannish. These days I ride hard for the pits of DMBJ and am emotionally compromised by Min Yoongi (and the rest of BTS).
(Username acquired pre-1998 Gap swing dance commercial, tyvm. Same one ever since.)
For all things fannish. These days I ride hard for the pits of DMBJ and am emotionally compromised by Min Yoongi (and the rest of BTS).
(Username acquired pre-1998 Gap swing dance commercial, tyvm. Same one ever since.)
I got a grocery delivery this week so can’t confirm with in-store sightings, but I myself have contributed to the leek-o-meter determination of how bad this snowstorm is gonna be. Technically only two leeks, though they are v v large.
January 24, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I got a grocery delivery this week so can’t confirm with in-store sightings, but I myself have contributed to the leek-o-meter determination of how bad this snowstorm is gonna be. Technically only two leeks, though they are v v large.
Let the hotel booking frenzy commence! I am here to help. www.archimedestravel.com/army
January 22, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Let the hotel booking frenzy commence! I am here to help. www.archimedestravel.com/army
As if ticketing weren't enough of an emotional rollercoaster today???
Have you thought today about how Yoongi visualizes his personal journey as a scarred shadow version of himself locked in a room processing past trauma by killing iterations of his persona over and over again until the scars heal and he can walk through the door into the world? Here’s your chance
January 22, 2026 at 5:42 PM
As if ticketing weren't enough of an emotional rollercoaster today???
An Arirang ticketing timing recap: I was ~20000 in the queue for an 80000 seat stadium. Took about 45 minutes to get in. All VIP and floor seats were gone, but there were plenty of 100 level. The prime 100s (long side of the stadium, center) ranged from 775 up front to 250 in the back row.
January 22, 2026 at 5:33 PM
An Arirang ticketing timing recap: I was ~20000 in the queue for an 80000 seat stadium. Took about 45 minutes to get in. All VIP and floor seats were gone, but there were plenty of 100 level. The prime 100s (long side of the stadium, center) ranged from 775 up front to 250 in the back row.
Namjoon rolling up with a single PowerPoint slide that just says “NO.”
you know Kim Namjoon put his damn foot down about the dynamic pricing and god I've never been more fucking attracted to him in my goddamn life
January 22, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Namjoon rolling up with a single PowerPoint slide that just says “NO.”
We’re here. We’re ready. Peter will be helping whether I want it or not.
January 22, 2026 at 3:46 PM
We’re here. We’re ready. Peter will be helping whether I want it or not.
It’s full-on Getting Ready For The Big Game training montage time over here. I’ve got my spreadsheets, maps, seating photos, stage maps, and emotional support Namjoons locked and loaded. I’ll be online most of the day, if anyone needs to yell in a group. Wishing everyone the best of luck!
January 21, 2026 at 10:16 PM
It’s full-on Getting Ready For The Big Game training montage time over here. I’ve got my spreadsheets, maps, seating photos, stage maps, and emotional support Namjoons locked and loaded. I’ll be online most of the day, if anyone needs to yell in a group. Wishing everyone the best of luck!
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Also, for NY/NJ East Rutherford tickets, let me plug the theatr app (no affiliation). It’s meant for last-minute changes of plan, and all resale tickets must be face value or lower. It’s mostly theater, but there’s a concert section, too. I’ve seen Beyoncé and TSwift tickets come across it before.
January 13, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Also, for NY/NJ East Rutherford tickets, let me plug the theatr app (no affiliation). It’s meant for last-minute changes of plan, and all resale tickets must be face value or lower. It’s mostly theater, but there’s a concert section, too. I’ve seen Beyoncé and TSwift tickets come across it before.
(Also, can we discuss the sheer dickswingingness of all these weekend dates? Yeah, they’re coming to town, yeah, they’re gonna play stadiums, yeah they’re gonna do so whenever they damn well please.)
January 13, 2026 at 4:10 PM
(Also, can we discuss the sheer dickswingingness of all these weekend dates? Yeah, they’re coming to town, yeah, they’re gonna play stadiums, yeah they’re gonna do so whenever they damn well please.)
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Live from Archimedes HQ
January 13, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Live from Archimedes HQ
I have technically got a travel website up and running before tour dates are announced! Let me wrangle your BTS concert travel logistics!
Nothing beats procrastination like a tour date announcement - my travel planning website is finally up and running! www.archimedestravel.com/army
Army — Archimedes Travel
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January 13, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I have technically got a travel website up and running before tour dates are announced! Let me wrangle your BTS concert travel logistics!
To tide myself over until the Culinary Class Wars finale next week, and because two great tastes etc, I am watching a bunch of Paik Jongwon’s appearances with BTS/Jin. I’d seen some before,but it’s much more fun now that I have better context of the Korean food scene.
January 11, 2026 at 3:04 AM
To tide myself over until the Culinary Class Wars finale next week, and because two great tastes etc, I am watching a bunch of Paik Jongwon’s appearances with BTS/Jin. I’d seen some before,but it’s much more fun now that I have better context of the Korean food scene.
All of the s2 Culinary Class Wars cliffhanger episode endings have made me yell, but the mid-ep veal doneness check smashcutting to black/a flashback was particularly grimy.
January 3, 2026 at 1:54 AM
All of the s2 Culinary Class Wars cliffhanger episode endings have made me yell, but the mid-ep veal doneness check smashcutting to black/a flashback was particularly grimy.
So this means I really need to get off my ass and finish the website for my concert travel planning service, eh?
December 31, 2025 at 3:14 AM
So this means I really need to get off my ass and finish the website for my concert travel planning service, eh?
Oh god someone needs to go back and check all 2025 Namgi footage to check for slow blinks.
i think the most emotional damage I have ever inflicted on anyone was when I told @seesawenthooz.borasky.social this morning that yoongi touches namjoon all the time now because Tangie taught him how to show love and be loved in return
December 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Oh god someone needs to go back and check all 2025 Namgi footage to check for slow blinks.
Peter was a flat pancake until he overheard this conversation, upon which he promptly curled up and mrrrreowed flirtily. Like human, like cat, I suppose.
December 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Peter was a flat pancake until he overheard this conversation, upon which he promptly curled up and mrrrreowed flirtily. Like human, like cat, I suppose.
Bless the AYS season 2 producers for continuing to understand what we really want: jikook grocery shopping, cooking, and recreational budgeting (ie not because it’s their only meal of the day), with gorgeous scenery and easy, laughing relationships with the crew as a bonus.
December 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Bless the AYS season 2 producers for continuing to understand what we really want: jikook grocery shopping, cooking, and recreational budgeting (ie not because it’s their only meal of the day), with gorgeous scenery and easy, laughing relationships with the crew as a bonus.
I am also consistently delighted by how many of you I still have text threads/group chats with, so I get to hear about houseboat acquisition shenanigans as they happen. 🥰
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I am also consistently delighted by how many of you I still have text threads/group chats with, so I get to hear about houseboat acquisition shenanigans as they happen. 🥰
Lessons learned from this year’s Thanksgiving, documented for posterity:
- sous viding the turkey is excellent. pouring the extra mayo-based marinade in the bag is not. Also, you have to actually press start for the water to heat up.
- sous viding the turkey is excellent. pouring the extra mayo-based marinade in the bag is not. Also, you have to actually press start for the water to heat up.
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Lessons learned from this year’s Thanksgiving, documented for posterity:
- sous viding the turkey is excellent. pouring the extra mayo-based marinade in the bag is not. Also, you have to actually press start for the water to heat up.
- sous viding the turkey is excellent. pouring the extra mayo-based marinade in the bag is not. Also, you have to actually press start for the water to heat up.
No one talk to me.
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
No one talk to me.
This picture screams to me that Namjoon got interrupted mid-pulling Jimin onto his lap, but now he’s not going to get the chance to do so because Jimin is going to tackle him first. With his mouth.
like what is this jimin looking so fondly at namjoon, what's that casual hand on jimin's thigh, what's all that giggling and goofing around and casual invasion of personal space. the bodies leaned toward each other. jimin makes namjoon feel playful, it's so wild to watch 🥹
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This picture screams to me that Namjoon got interrupted mid-pulling Jimin onto his lap, but now he’s not going to get the chance to do so because Jimin is going to tackle him first. With his mouth.
Kim Seokjin concert costume when?
Pageant Planet on Instagram: "When Norway said “go big or go salmon,” and ATE. Literally. 🐟🔥
#MissUniverse #MissUniverso #MissNorway #PageantPlanet"
50K likes, 3,138 comments - pageantplanet on November 18, 2025: "When Norway said “go big or go salmon,” and ATE. Literally. 🐟🔥
#MissUniverse #MissUniverso #MissNorway #PageantPlanet".
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November 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Kim Seokjin concert costume when?
Most of my exposure to Korean cooking shows has been various members of BTS exposing the insides of their fridges to v fancy chefs, but I am All In on Culinary Class Wars. People I know from, like, four episodes of the fridge show! And from Jin! Epic set! Strong underdog vs master narrative!
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Most of my exposure to Korean cooking shows has been various members of BTS exposing the insides of their fridges to v fancy chefs, but I am All In on Culinary Class Wars. People I know from, like, four episodes of the fridge show! And from Jin! Epic set! Strong underdog vs master narrative!