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For all things fannish. These days I ride hard for the pits of DMBJ and am emotionally compromised by Min Yoongi (and the rest of BTS).
(Username acquired pre-1998 Gap swing dance commercial, tyvm. Same one ever since.)
For all things fannish. These days I ride hard for the pits of DMBJ and am emotionally compromised by Min Yoongi (and the rest of BTS).
(Username acquired pre-1998 Gap swing dance commercial, tyvm. Same one ever since.)
No one talk to me.
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
No one talk to me.
This picture screams to me that Namjoon got interrupted mid-pulling Jimin onto his lap, but now he’s not going to get the chance to do so because Jimin is going to tackle him first. With his mouth.
like what is this jimin looking so fondly at namjoon, what's that casual hand on jimin's thigh, what's all that giggling and goofing around and casual invasion of personal space. the bodies leaned toward each other. jimin makes namjoon feel playful, it's so wild to watch 🥹
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This picture screams to me that Namjoon got interrupted mid-pulling Jimin onto his lap, but now he’s not going to get the chance to do so because Jimin is going to tackle him first. With his mouth.
Kim Seokjin concert costume when?
Pageant Planet on Instagram: "When Norway said “go big or go salmon,” and ATE. Literally. 🐟🔥
#MissUniverse #MissUniverso #MissNorway #PageantPlanet"
50K likes, 3,138 comments - pageantplanet on November 18, 2025: "When Norway said “go big or go salmon,” and ATE. Literally. 🐟🔥
#MissUniverse #MissUniverso #MissNorway #PageantPlanet".
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November 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Kim Seokjin concert costume when?
Most of my exposure to Korean cooking shows has been various members of BTS exposing the insides of their fridges to v fancy chefs, but I am All In on Culinary Class Wars. People I know from, like, four episodes of the fridge show! And from Jin! Epic set! Strong underdog vs master narrative!
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Most of my exposure to Korean cooking shows has been various members of BTS exposing the insides of their fridges to v fancy chefs, but I am All In on Culinary Class Wars. People I know from, like, four episodes of the fridge show! And from Jin! Epic set! Strong underdog vs master narrative!
If I am counting correctly, D-Day_final_final_knj_edits in August 2023 was the last time either Yoongi or Namjoon fully performed in front of Army. Which, y’know, big feelings night for both of them (and us). And a lot of big feelings in between then and now.
November 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
If I am counting correctly, D-Day_final_final_knj_edits in August 2023 was the last time either Yoongi or Namjoon fully performed in front of Army. Which, y’know, big feelings night for both of them (and us). And a lot of big feelings in between then and now.
“I’m going to make this the most literal concert title ever.” -Kim Seokjin, probably
October 31, 2025 at 10:21 AM
“I’m going to make this the most literal concert title ever.” -Kim Seokjin, probably
I have just remembered Sleep No More is in Seoul now. If Taehyung has not checked into the McKithan multiple times already, I will lose all faith in this world.
October 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I have just remembered Sleep No More is in Seoul now. If Taehyung has not checked into the McKithan multiple times already, I will lose all faith in this world.
::bangs pans together::
Victor/Victoria!Jimin! Get your Victor/Victoria!Jimin AU right here! Hot and fresh!
Victor/Victoria!Jimin! Get your Victor/Victoria!Jimin AU right here! Hot and fresh!
September 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
::bangs pans together::
Victor/Victoria!Jimin! Get your Victor/Victoria!Jimin AU right here! Hot and fresh!
Victor/Victoria!Jimin! Get your Victor/Victoria!Jimin AU right here! Hot and fresh!
Once Jin is in LA, I hope at least one night he and Hobi lock eyes, then turn to Yoongi. Maybe Yoongi is squintgrinning at one of the others, but when he sees Jin and Hobi looking a little lost, he beckons them over, serious and kind.
August 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Once Jin is in LA, I hope at least one night he and Hobi lock eyes, then turn to Yoongi. Maybe Yoongi is squintgrinning at one of the others, but when he sees Jin and Hobi looking a little lost, he beckons them over, serious and kind.
Best new tweak to my Concert-Going Setup: a little magnetic leash thing for my earplugs (a la Beats Flex earbuds) so I can pop them in and out without worrying about losing them. Made it much easier to sing along with my voice getting lost in the crowd rather than echoing in my head.
July 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Best new tweak to my Concert-Going Setup: a little magnetic leash thing for my earplugs (a la Beats Flex earbuds) so I can pop them in and out without worrying about losing them. Made it much easier to sing along with my voice getting lost in the crowd rather than echoing in my head.
I have just read an officially translated NPSS DMBJ story in which Pangzi is translated/described as “my friend Chunk,” and now I must vacate this universe.
July 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I have just read an officially translated NPSS DMBJ story in which Pangzi is translated/described as “my friend Chunk,” and now I must vacate this universe.
If namgi dropped Jimin back home before their concert date, does that mean jikook snuck off to do a live while the babysitter (Taehyung) wasn’t looking, or does that mean that ARMY was supposed to be the babysitter?? whosdrivingthisbus.gif
July 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
If namgi dropped Jimin back home before their concert date, does that mean jikook snuck off to do a live while the babysitter (Taehyung) wasn’t looking, or does that mean that ARMY was supposed to be the babysitter?? whosdrivingthisbus.gif
Give that man fishnets and make multiple vids of him in this outfit to Short Skirt, Long Jacket stat.
Inspired by @clarz.bsky.social ot7 post today, let me offer you all my most unhinged thought from that YTC performance
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What if he added fishnets? 👀
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What if he added fishnets? 👀
July 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Give that man fishnets and make multiple vids of him in this outfit to Short Skirt, Long Jacket stat.
We (I) have all been thinking about how wonderful it will be for Jin to have his six babies following him around, but let’s just take a minute for Hobi, who is going to have to live in close proximity to concerts that actually involve ::spins wheel:: to determine what happens next. For MONTHS.
I am emotionally unprepared for BTS to travel around the world like they’re little kids playing soccer and Jin is the ball.
they’re gonna work in the us bc of jin’s tour like they’re following him like a bunch of tour boyfriends like 😭😭
🐨 because (jin) hyung is touring, (we will move) in step with his schedule, starting from the US and here and there
🐨 because (jin) hyung is touring, (we will move) in step with his schedule, starting from the US and here and there
July 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
We (I) have all been thinking about how wonderful it will be for Jin to have his six babies following him around, but let’s just take a minute for Hobi, who is going to have to live in close proximity to concerts that actually involve ::spins wheel:: to determine what happens next. For MONTHS.
I am emotionally unprepared for BTS to travel around the world like they’re little kids playing soccer and Jin is the ball.
they’re gonna work in the us bc of jin’s tour like they’re following him like a bunch of tour boyfriends like 😭😭
🐨 because (jin) hyung is touring, (we will move) in step with his schedule, starting from the US and here and there
🐨 because (jin) hyung is touring, (we will move) in step with his schedule, starting from the US and here and there
July 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I am emotionally unprepared for BTS to travel around the world like they’re little kids playing soccer and Jin is the ball.
Sitting together in a way that maximizes touching while minimizing any chance of the contact = peak Namgi.
July 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Sitting together in a way that maximizes touching while minimizing any chance of the contact = peak Namgi.
Jin really did set up an entire concert tour so he could gently scold thousands of people around the world in person, and I love that for him.
June 29, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Jin really did set up an entire concert tour so he could gently scold thousands of people around the world in person, and I love that for him.
Am skipping BTS prom tonight, alas. Both my local subway and my building’s elevator are out of order, and not even my killer outfit is enough to make me want to walk a mile and climb 5 flights of stairs at 3am after several (many) daechwitinis/mikrokosmopolitans/blood(sweat and tears)y marys.
June 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Am skipping BTS prom tonight, alas. Both my local subway and my building’s elevator are out of order, and not even my killer outfit is enough to make me want to walk a mile and climb 5 flights of stairs at 3am after several (many) daechwitinis/mikrokosmopolitans/blood(sweat and tears)y marys.
I think we should all be very, very afraid.
June 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I think we should all be very, very afraid.
Once I get past the staring-at-the-sun aspect of rode-hard-and-put-up-wet!Yoongi, I realize someone had to have set-designed those ashtrays, flasks, pills, and banana peels. What a world.
June 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Once I get past the staring-at-the-sun aspect of rode-hard-and-put-up-wet!Yoongi, I realize someone had to have set-designed those ashtrays, flasks, pills, and banana peels. What a world.
They’re coming home
They’re coming home
They’re coming
Bangtan’s coming home
Three maknae on a shirt
Army bombs still gleaming
Thirty months of hurt
Never stopped me dreaming
…I’ll show myself out.
They’re coming home
They’re coming
Bangtan’s coming home
Three maknae on a shirt
Army bombs still gleaming
Thirty months of hurt
Never stopped me dreaming
…I’ll show myself out.
June 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
They’re coming home
They’re coming home
They’re coming
Bangtan’s coming home
Three maknae on a shirt
Army bombs still gleaming
Thirty months of hurt
Never stopped me dreaming
…I’ll show myself out.
They’re coming home
They’re coming
Bangtan’s coming home
Three maknae on a shirt
Army bombs still gleaming
Thirty months of hurt
Never stopped me dreaming
…I’ll show myself out.
Someone is FEELING himself today.
June 14, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Someone is FEELING himself today.
The injustice of Yoongi having to go back to his office job on Monday is beyond compare.
On Friday night, he is reminded of what it feels like to have thousands of people scream in delight at your tiniest hand gesture.
On Monday, he has five more business days of spreadsheets.
On Friday night, he is reminded of what it feels like to have thousands of people scream in delight at your tiniest hand gesture.
On Monday, he has five more business days of spreadsheets.
June 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The injustice of Yoongi having to go back to his office job on Monday is beyond compare.
On Friday night, he is reminded of what it feels like to have thousands of people scream in delight at your tiniest hand gesture.
On Monday, he has five more business days of spreadsheets.
On Friday night, he is reminded of what it feels like to have thousands of people scream in delight at your tiniest hand gesture.
On Monday, he has five more business days of spreadsheets.
Hobi should always wear knee length coats with snatched little waists.
June 13, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Hobi should always wear knee length coats with snatched little waists.
Prayer circle for all seven to be at Hobi’s concert on 6/13, even if they have to smuggle Yoongi in wearing a Mang mask or something.
June 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Prayer circle for all seven to be at Hobi’s concert on 6/13, even if they have to smuggle Yoongi in wearing a Mang mask or something.