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Solvi
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#1 urban planner & sometimes dj
📍 now: toronto (prev: mpls)

💙 @nocoldstar.bsky.social is lovely
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Come catch the "Drunk Spongebob" Conspiracy panel at ANE 2026, hosted by your breathalyzer-hating panelists @misato.bsky.social and myself! ane2026.sched.com/event/2D0aJ/...
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🚨 Special Urban Report 🚨

Walker Art Center
Minneapolis, MN
January 16, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Dark Age for Scandinavians

Greenland starts WW3
Minnesota under martial law
Bills winning the Superbowl (ongoing)
January 15, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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Everyone welcome
Mazeppa, MN
January 15, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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wikipedia can be downloaded in its entirety by anyone already - the fact that so many people are cancelling donations over this kinda shows how partnerships like this may be necessary for wikipedia’s sustainability. it sucks but that’s the state they’re in
January 15, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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I think we should have the political green light to introduce very strict gun control laws with the restoration of democracy because what we've learned here about "needing guns to depose a tyrannical government" has proved to be absolute bullshit.
January 15, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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Some ICE vehicles got taken and a streamer is saying that the entire MPLS city wide battle plan, operational overviews, tactical details and agent lists + id info just got found in the car lmao these clowns driving around with hatchbacks full of their whole shit like the villains in an immersive sim
January 15, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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These Klansmen in federal garbs are occupying a northern city and represent a total reversal of the Reconstruction’s own logic. These nazi scumbags see the chance to run around the black side of town to throw flashbangs at black children and to *shoot into a house*. Abolish ICE and hang them.
January 15, 2026 at 4:49 AM
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before I go to bed, I feel obliged to emphasize how tonight’s rampage in northern Minneapolis was, by no exaggeration, a glorified episode of klan night riding by federally deputized groypers. Yes, DHS always had these people but the difference now is that they’re in charge and with a $175B budget.
January 15, 2026 at 4:47 AM
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Some protesters have reported being hit with rubber bullets close to the scene of a reported shooting in north Minneapolis involving federal agents in the area of W. 25th Street and Lyndale Avenue N.

Federal agents have deployed chemical irritants. Updates here: bit.ly/4sI4z3q
January 15, 2026 at 2:53 AM
This is straight out of a movie
More tear gas. Flashbangs.
January 15, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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weird palette wolf
January 14, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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Doing a Jerma985 appreciation panel at ANE. Solvi and I have a lot of our favorite clips but we want to know what are your favorite clips and jerma moments?

Submit a link at the URL below and we might feature it in the panel.
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ANE JERMA PANEL 2026
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January 14, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Submit your Jerma clips here for the ANE Jerma panel!

forms.gle/wknvsyLTrjQP...
ANE JERMA PANEL 2026
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January 14, 2026 at 3:26 AM
January 14, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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“what do you expect democrats to do”

one of them has the chance to do the funniest thing ever
January 14, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Guy who really wants to immigrate to the Central African Republic
January 13, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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I will be at ANE this weekend :3c

✅ be nice
❌ be mean
January 13, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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At long last, China has built the megawatt-scale airborne wind system from the classic sci-fi novel "Do build the megawatt-scale airborne wind system to produce 10x more energy".
NEW: China is testing a megawatt-scale airborne wind system that captures stronger high-altitude winds, potentially producing up to 10× more energy with 40% less material and 30% lower costs. It could also be quickly deployed to supply emergency power after disasters.
January 11, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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Updated this to the latest ACS data, tried to be faithful to the original.

Continued outward growth of the High Income areas, including a ring of Median income tracts around the edge.
January 13, 2026 at 4:09 AM
prompt: "repost with your home river"

zumbro river (minn) ➡️ cannon river (minn) ➡️ mississippi river (minn) ➡️ red river of the north (no. dak) ➡️ puget sound (seattle) ➡️ mississippi river (minn) ➡️ humber river (toronto)
prompt: "repost with your home river"

demerara river (guyana) ➡️ east river (nyc) ➡️ humber river (toronto) ➡️ don river (toronto)
prompt: "repost with your home river"

colorado (texas) → willamette → oakland estuary → don (ontario)
January 13, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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Caeruleum Zero
January 12, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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Lots of possibilities.
January 12, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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NEW from me:

Job growth has been functionally zero over the last five months, as the US sinks from a “low hire, low fire” labor market to a “no hire” one.

That slowdown is hitting young & low income workers the hardest 🧵
www.apricitas.io/p/the-no-hir...
The 'No Hire' Economy
US Job Growth has Zeroed Out as Hiring Rates Sink, Hitting Young & Low Income Workers the Hardest
www.apricitas.io
January 11, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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Minneapolis marches: “Say it loud! Say it clear! Immigrants are welcome here!”
January 10, 2026 at 9:20 PM