Gouda Sofia
@updrafter.bsky.social
Free Palestine! 🍉 🇵🇸 Slava Ukraine! 🌻 🇺🇦, NAFO, Yooper, Stoopall League of America, He/Him, BLM, Amplifier
It’s a lot.
Me. You. This.
All of it.
Too much really.
Ok, if you insist!
You have been warned.
Giddy Up Little Doggies!
Let us away!
It’s a lot.
Me. You. This.
All of it.
Too much really.
Ok, if you insist!
You have been warned.
Giddy Up Little Doggies!
Let us away!
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Gouda Sofia
@updrafter.bsky.social
· Jan 5
If you or someone you know needs an abortion, call 1-800-230-Plan or go to AbortionFinder.org
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my haters seem pretty good about blocking me 🫡 fine by me, I'm not trying to talk to you either
February 12, 2026 at 7:35 AM
my haters seem pretty good about blocking me 🫡 fine by me, I'm not trying to talk to you either
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It's not the hope that kills you, it's almost always oxygen failing to reach vital organs, primarily the brain
February 12, 2026 at 7:53 AM
It's not the hope that kills you, it's almost always oxygen failing to reach vital organs, primarily the brain
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Yeah if my fragmented understanding is right, it went something like this:
DoD: gives laser to DHS
DHS: shoots balloons with it
DoD: also we want to do laser tests
FAA: what the fuck guys
FAA: let’s have a meeting to figure this out, STOP LASERING THINGS UNTIL THEN
DoD: no
FAA: [closes airspace]
DoD: gives laser to DHS
DHS: shoots balloons with it
DoD: also we want to do laser tests
FAA: what the fuck guys
FAA: let’s have a meeting to figure this out, STOP LASERING THINGS UNTIL THEN
DoD: no
FAA: [closes airspace]
February 12, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Yeah if my fragmented understanding is right, it went something like this:
DoD: gives laser to DHS
DHS: shoots balloons with it
DoD: also we want to do laser tests
FAA: what the fuck guys
FAA: let’s have a meeting to figure this out, STOP LASERING THINGS UNTIL THEN
DoD: no
FAA: [closes airspace]
DoD: gives laser to DHS
DHS: shoots balloons with it
DoD: also we want to do laser tests
FAA: what the fuck guys
FAA: let’s have a meeting to figure this out, STOP LASERING THINGS UNTIL THEN
DoD: no
FAA: [closes airspace]
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<Dr. Dinosaur voice> AN ENTIRELY REPUTABLE SELLER OF LASERS AND CRYSTALS, THAT'S WHO!</Dr. Dinosaur voice>
February 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
<Dr. Dinosaur voice> AN ENTIRELY REPUTABLE SELLER OF LASERS AND CRYSTALS, THAT'S WHO!</Dr. Dinosaur voice>
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Who among us has not loaned a high-energy laser weapon to morons
February 12, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Who among us has not loaned a high-energy laser weapon to morons
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A Trumpkin stealth candidate for governor in California lists himself as a Democrat and is being funded by the tech bros behind Trump.
Conservative heads San Jose mayor's governor campaign - San José Spotlight
San Jose Mayor Matt Mahan has bristled at being labeled right-leaning while stressing he's a lifelong Democrat. His hiring of a self-described conservative to run his California governor campaign coul...
sanjosespotlight.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:46 AM
A Trumpkin stealth candidate for governor in California lists himself as a Democrat and is being funded by the tech bros behind Trump.
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Another banger from 1964
February 12, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Another banger from 1964
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Seth Hettena: Navy Secretary John Phelan hung porn stills in his bedroom, Helmut Newton nudes outside his stepdaughter's door, and flew on Jeffrey Epstein's plane. Now he's in charge of fixing the Navy's sexual assault problem
The Navy Secretary Flew on Epstein's Plane. He Also Decorated With Porn.
John Phelan's Park Avenue apartment featured porn stills in the bedroom and Helmut Newton nudes outside his stepdaughter's door. Now he oversees sexual assault prevention for 340,000 sailors.
open.substack.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Seth Hettena: Navy Secretary John Phelan hung porn stills in his bedroom, Helmut Newton nudes outside his stepdaughter's door, and flew on Jeffrey Epstein's plane. Now he's in charge of fixing the Navy's sexual assault problem
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no longer thinking about elon dying from his own gun now that i know he has a cool knife
February 12, 2026 at 4:52 AM
no longer thinking about elon dying from his own gun now that i know he has a cool knife
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RFK Jr.'s rejection of the Modern mRNA flu vaccine will kill thousands of Americans each year. But my liberal daughter won't shut about the health benefits of yoga. I have never felt more politically homeless.
February 12, 2026 at 4:52 AM
RFK Jr.'s rejection of the Modern mRNA flu vaccine will kill thousands of Americans each year. But my liberal daughter won't shut about the health benefits of yoga. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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Leslie H. Wexner, a longtime Harvard megadonor, was labeled a co-conspirator of convicted child sex offender Jeffrey E. Epstein in a previously redacted internal FBI document from August 2019. www.thecrimson.com/article/2026...
Harvard Donor Leslie Wexner Named Among Epstein Co-Conspirators, DOJ Records Show | News | The Harvard Crimson
Leslie H. Wexner, a longtime Harvard megadonor, was labeled a co-conspirator of convicted child sex offender Jeffrey E. Epstein in a previously redacted internal FBI document from August 2019.
www.thecrimson.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Leslie H. Wexner, a longtime Harvard megadonor, was labeled a co-conspirator of convicted child sex offender Jeffrey E. Epstein in a previously redacted internal FBI document from August 2019. www.thecrimson.com/article/2026...
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Liberals say that Trump's plan to steal the 2026 election undermines our democracy. They're wrong—Trump's plan to steal the 2026 election undermines our republic.
February 12, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Liberals say that Trump's plan to steal the 2026 election undermines our democracy. They're wrong—Trump's plan to steal the 2026 election undermines our republic.
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Gallego: Lutnick knew he did something wrong because he lied about it. So clearly, you did something wrong. You knew you were doing something wrong. You should not have been associating with this man — and yet you did.
And now we’re supposed to believe everything you say when you’ve already lied?
And now we’re supposed to believe everything you say when you’ve already lied?
February 12, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Gallego: Lutnick knew he did something wrong because he lied about it. So clearly, you did something wrong. You knew you were doing something wrong. You should not have been associating with this man — and yet you did.
And now we’re supposed to believe everything you say when you’ve already lied?
And now we’re supposed to believe everything you say when you’ve already lied?
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SECOND WAREHOUSE SELLS TO ICE IN FLOWERY BRANCH, GA.
Second ICE detention warehouse confirmed in Georgia
Georgia’s immigrant detention network is expanding into Hall County, according to Oakwood city manager.
www.ajc.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:11 AM
SECOND WAREHOUSE SELLS TO ICE IN FLOWERY BRANCH, GA.
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No sales figures have been announced. Based on contractor insight, the annual operating cost of this warehouse could reach $110 million per year.
February 12, 2026 at 4:59 AM
No sales figures have been announced. Based on contractor insight, the annual operating cost of this warehouse could reach $110 million per year.
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"It’s one thing to quietly decline to use the word 'genocide,' and another to use it and then walk it back."
The People Are Leading. The Leaders Should Follow.
Congressional Democrats should take a page from the people of Minneapolis.
lnk.thebulwark.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:00 AM
"It’s one thing to quietly decline to use the word 'genocide,' and another to use it and then walk it back."
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Peyton Rollins, the 21-year-old official behind a monthslong stream of Labor Dept. social media posts that parroted white-nationalist messaging has a new employer: the Department of Homeland Security. He appears to have been promoted.
Homeland Security Hires Labor Dept. Aide Whose Posts Raised Alarms
www.nytimes.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Peyton Rollins, the 21-year-old official behind a monthslong stream of Labor Dept. social media posts that parroted white-nationalist messaging has a new employer: the Department of Homeland Security. He appears to have been promoted.
How Do You Write About a Slur? www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/i...
How Do You Write About a Slur?
www.nytimes.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:56 AM
How Do You Write About a Slur? www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/i...
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Big MI Backfire: "it will now become a big issue in House/Senate races in Michigan—and those races could help decide control of Congress. This issue clearly favors Democrats—particularly now that with this threat, Trump may be doing a solid for a fellow billionaire."
newrepublic.com/article/2064...
newrepublic.com/article/2064...
Trump Tirade Over Bridge to Canada Backfires, Handing Dems 2026 Weapon
His corrupt threat to block the opening of the Gordie Howe Bridge is about to become a big albatross around the necks of GOP candidates in pivotal Michigan.
newrepublic.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Big MI Backfire: "it will now become a big issue in House/Senate races in Michigan—and those races could help decide control of Congress. This issue clearly favors Democrats—particularly now that with this threat, Trump may be doing a solid for a fellow billionaire."
newrepublic.com/article/2064...
newrepublic.com/article/2064...
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we're getting near the bottom of it
February 12, 2026 at 3:35 AM
we're getting near the bottom of it
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There is no imaginable scenario where a genuine, professional, Constitutional law enforcement operation would recklessly attack hundreds of innocent people in hopes of apprehending a handful of people
they hoped might be among those targeted. This is flagrantly unlawful, intentionally menacing abuse
they hoped might be among those targeted. This is flagrantly unlawful, intentionally menacing abuse
February 12, 2026 at 1:39 AM
There is no imaginable scenario where a genuine, professional, Constitutional law enforcement operation would recklessly attack hundreds of innocent people in hopes of apprehending a handful of people
they hoped might be among those targeted. This is flagrantly unlawful, intentionally menacing abuse
they hoped might be among those targeted. This is flagrantly unlawful, intentionally menacing abuse
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The Trump admin has given illegal orders,
which directly contravene the Constitution, that purport to allow this lawless terroristic behavior. The rampant use of threats, profanity & racial slurs demonstrates a fundamental disregard for our shared humanity & for unalienable human rights.
which directly contravene the Constitution, that purport to allow this lawless terroristic behavior. The rampant use of threats, profanity & racial slurs demonstrates a fundamental disregard for our shared humanity & for unalienable human rights.
February 12, 2026 at 1:37 AM
The Trump admin has given illegal orders,
which directly contravene the Constitution, that purport to allow this lawless terroristic behavior. The rampant use of threats, profanity & racial slurs demonstrates a fundamental disregard for our shared humanity & for unalienable human rights.
which directly contravene the Constitution, that purport to allow this lawless terroristic behavior. The rampant use of threats, profanity & racial slurs demonstrates a fundamental disregard for our shared humanity & for unalienable human rights.
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More than 400 people, including hundreds of citizens, were “sorted” at gun point into racial and ethnic groups by 200 ICE agents who fired flash-bang grenades into cars with people inside, pointed guns at children & demanded their zip tied parents not comfort them. apple.news/Ausdx6kWtT0e...
Idaho families sue over immigration raid that swept up hundreds, including U.S. citizens — NBC News
About 400 people, including children and U.S. citizens, were detained for four hours while they were denied food and water in the raid, according to the lawsuit.
apple.news
February 12, 2026 at 1:35 AM
More than 400 people, including hundreds of citizens, were “sorted” at gun point into racial and ethnic groups by 200 ICE agents who fired flash-bang grenades into cars with people inside, pointed guns at children & demanded their zip tied parents not comfort them. apple.news/Ausdx6kWtT0e...