Alexander Paschall
@unrealalexander.bsky.social
CFO Blue Frame Shot. Game dev. Weird adventures. Former Senior Unreal Engine/UEFN Instructor at Epic Games. He/him.
This is my size...
February 14, 2026 at 7:45 PM
This is my size...
Lol get rekt bozo. You took my top spot and made an enemy for nothing.
All my homies hate Alexander Paschall
All my homies hate Alexander Paschall
February 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Lol get rekt bozo. You took my top spot and made an enemy for nothing.
All my homies hate Alexander Paschall
All my homies hate Alexander Paschall
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Folkhero of our generation right here
January 31, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Folkhero of our generation right here
I choose Melt Banana because I'm EARNING that $1,000,000. No one could tell me it was easy money.
If someone put $1,000,000 on the table and said you had to listen to one album on repeat for 48 hours straight…
what album are you risking your sanity for?
what album are you risking your sanity for?
a hand is holding a discman device in front of a table
ALT: a hand is holding a discman device in front of a table
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I choose Melt Banana because I'm EARNING that $1,000,000. No one could tell me it was easy money.
We don't talk enough about how no one could describe a "metaverse" without just describing "The internet, but in 3D" which, it turns out, is worse than 2D internet actually.
January 13, 2026 at 2:06 PM
We don't talk enough about how no one could describe a "metaverse" without just describing "The internet, but in 3D" which, it turns out, is worse than 2D internet actually.
How many times did I have to explain to people how useless they were? I lost track.
No one was interested in making assets in their game for items sold in another. It's just a profit loss. The NFT aspect wasn't even necessary, just bloat on top of bad "metaverse" nonsense.
No one was interested in making assets in their game for items sold in another. It's just a profit loss. The NFT aspect wasn't even necessary, just bloat on top of bad "metaverse" nonsense.
We don’t dance on the grave of NFTs enough. I had a year where I was repeatedly told by bozos I was going to be irrelevant and extinct for not embracing them, I should be allowed a victory lap.
January 13, 2026 at 2:03 PM
How many times did I have to explain to people how useless they were? I lost track.
No one was interested in making assets in their game for items sold in another. It's just a profit loss. The NFT aspect wasn't even necessary, just bloat on top of bad "metaverse" nonsense.
No one was interested in making assets in their game for items sold in another. It's just a profit loss. The NFT aspect wasn't even necessary, just bloat on top of bad "metaverse" nonsense.
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We don’t dance on the grave of NFTs enough. I had a year where I was repeatedly told by bozos I was going to be irrelevant and extinct for not embracing them, I should be allowed a victory lap.
January 13, 2026 at 7:49 AM
We don’t dance on the grave of NFTs enough. I had a year where I was repeatedly told by bozos I was going to be irrelevant and extinct for not embracing them, I should be allowed a victory lap.
Lol the place I worked at that bragged about living wages and then didn't pay me shut down less than a year after I quit.
January 10, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Lol the place I worked at that bragged about living wages and then didn't pay me shut down less than a year after I quit.
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Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.
January 3, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.
I think AI should be like an 80's scifi comedy:
A lonely nerd can't get a girlfriend so he makes one himself, but instead he has to basically raise it like a child.
Learning how to be a father makes him more mature so women start noticing him.
Basically I am okay with whatever Vedal is doing.
A lonely nerd can't get a girlfriend so he makes one himself, but instead he has to basically raise it like a child.
Learning how to be a father makes him more mature so women start noticing him.
Basically I am okay with whatever Vedal is doing.
December 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I think AI should be like an 80's scifi comedy:
A lonely nerd can't get a girlfriend so he makes one himself, but instead he has to basically raise it like a child.
Learning how to be a father makes him more mature so women start noticing him.
Basically I am okay with whatever Vedal is doing.
A lonely nerd can't get a girlfriend so he makes one himself, but instead he has to basically raise it like a child.
Learning how to be a father makes him more mature so women start noticing him.
Basically I am okay with whatever Vedal is doing.
A game called "Pet the Dog" but there isn't a dog in the game anywhere and it's just How I Met Your Mother but about a dog and there is some kind of implied moral about legalizing ill-defined "gay crimes"
I need everyone to make a shitpost game that fits into at most 3 posts on here before the end of the year otherwise thr sun will not rise again
Not enough shitpost games though
December 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
A game called "Pet the Dog" but there isn't a dog in the game anywhere and it's just How I Met Your Mother but about a dog and there is some kind of implied moral about legalizing ill-defined "gay crimes"
It's my cat...
I caught this cat around a year ago and it became a barn cat, then vanished. It just came back apparently and I didn't recognize it.
I caught my own cat.
I caught this cat around a year ago and it became a barn cat, then vanished. It just came back apparently and I didn't recognize it.
I caught my own cat.
My mom caught another cat this morning. Merry Catmas
December 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
It's my cat...
I caught this cat around a year ago and it became a barn cat, then vanished. It just came back apparently and I didn't recognize it.
I caught my own cat.
I caught this cat around a year ago and it became a barn cat, then vanished. It just came back apparently and I didn't recognize it.
I caught my own cat.
My mom caught another cat this morning. Merry Catmas
December 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My mom caught another cat this morning. Merry Catmas
My library has board games, PS4/5, Switch, and Xbox titles. Not a ton, but enough to keep ya busy. The DVD selection is really extensive.
“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
My library has board games, PS4/5, Switch, and Xbox titles. Not a ton, but enough to keep ya busy. The DVD selection is really extensive.
So the FBI was using the highlighter function set to black, which is why you can unredact some of the files.
Literally the Onion.
Literally the Onion.
December 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
So the FBI was using the highlighter function set to black, which is why you can unredact some of the files.
Literally the Onion.
Literally the Onion.
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save FIFTY PERCENT on the game i put out late last year that didn't do well but people do think it is good!!! this is what we call "honest marketing"
store.steampowered.com/app/867150/I...
store.steampowered.com/app/867150/I...
Save 50% on InFlux Redux on Steam
InFlux Redux is a high-def remake of the 2013 ball-rolling puzzler InFlux, built on a new engine with improved graphics and physics. Roll through a series of beautiful environments filled with elabora...
store.steampowered.com
December 22, 2025 at 7:15 AM
save FIFTY PERCENT on the game i put out late last year that didn't do well but people do think it is good!!! this is what we call "honest marketing"
store.steampowered.com/app/867150/I...
store.steampowered.com/app/867150/I...
I don't understand why so many people think "6 7" is annoying, but I come from a generation that used to respond to anyone saying "What's up?" with "WAAAAZZZZUUUUUUUUP"
December 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I don't understand why so many people think "6 7" is annoying, but I come from a generation that used to respond to anyone saying "What's up?" with "WAAAAZZZZUUUUUUUUP"
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bjorks hitbox is fucked
December 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
bjorks hitbox is fucked
Yes this does mean I will be posting more waifu content in the near future.
However this will not change me posting random animals I find in the woods.
However this will not change me posting random animals I find in the woods.
December 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Yes this does mean I will be posting more waifu content in the near future.
However this will not change me posting random animals I find in the woods.
However this will not change me posting random animals I find in the woods.
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Did anyone ever get to play Evilution: The Legend of Helnar?
It was made for the movie How To Make A Monster and was mentioned in the special features. Apparently it was lost and so you can't ever get it again.
I was curious if anyone knew what it was like or had any footage?
It was made for the movie How To Make A Monster and was mentioned in the special features. Apparently it was lost and so you can't ever get it again.
I was curious if anyone knew what it was like or had any footage?
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Did anyone ever get to play Evilution: The Legend of Helnar?
It was made for the movie How To Make A Monster and was mentioned in the special features. Apparently it was lost and so you can't ever get it again.
I was curious if anyone knew what it was like or had any footage?
It was made for the movie How To Make A Monster and was mentioned in the special features. Apparently it was lost and so you can't ever get it again.
I was curious if anyone knew what it was like or had any footage?
Ship of Theseus question:
If you beat a game and then load the final area to get all the different endings, does that count as "beating the game multiple times"?
Ex: I beat the original Amnesia, but then replayed the final boss 2 more times. Can I say I've beaten Amnesia 3 times?
If you beat a game and then load the final area to get all the different endings, does that count as "beating the game multiple times"?
Ex: I beat the original Amnesia, but then replayed the final boss 2 more times. Can I say I've beaten Amnesia 3 times?
November 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Ship of Theseus question:
If you beat a game and then load the final area to get all the different endings, does that count as "beating the game multiple times"?
Ex: I beat the original Amnesia, but then replayed the final boss 2 more times. Can I say I've beaten Amnesia 3 times?
If you beat a game and then load the final area to get all the different endings, does that count as "beating the game multiple times"?
Ex: I beat the original Amnesia, but then replayed the final boss 2 more times. Can I say I've beaten Amnesia 3 times?
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Currently obsessed with the idea of "A Normal Amount of Owls"
ie. How many times can you see something before it becomes weird.
ex. You can see dozens of dogs walking down the street before you think it's odd, but it only takes a couple of owls in the day.
ie. How many times can you see something before it becomes weird.
ex. You can see dozens of dogs walking down the street before you think it's odd, but it only takes a couple of owls in the day.
October 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Currently obsessed with the idea of "A Normal Amount of Owls"
ie. How many times can you see something before it becomes weird.
ex. You can see dozens of dogs walking down the street before you think it's odd, but it only takes a couple of owls in the day.
ie. How many times can you see something before it becomes weird.
ex. You can see dozens of dogs walking down the street before you think it's odd, but it only takes a couple of owls in the day.