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Unkle
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Oso to Osi 🐻❤️🐻

Defying space for the gravity of holding lyrics.
Pinned
We saw you across the pontoon, and we liked your vibe.
Drumming up followers with a thirsttrap.

Do it.
Ugh! Turning on moderation for the first time in 2 weeks!
January 5, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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Reskeet if you like bellies 🙂‍↕️
January 4, 2026 at 2:38 PM
January 4, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Who’s your favorite Season 18 Queen?
January 4, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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New top in town ;) #gay
January 3, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Are we doing push ups before we go out to the clurb?
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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last post for 2025, heres to being bigger and gayer in 2026 💅💪🏻
December 31, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I own my house now! I’ve been working hard to make sure I can close by the end of the year, and in true me fashion, I waited until the last possible moment. Also, didn’t want to put it out there until I was sure. Now I’m sure.

The bank owns a beautiful 3/2 in Gainesville!
December 31, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Well it was only a matter of time before my new knives sent me to the ER…
December 31, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I made a big list to clean my house top to bottom. Guess how far I’ve gotten.
December 29, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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I wanted to write something smart or witty, but...

Just enjoy the view with me... 😂😂😂
December 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Right after pump, right before I slammed my elbow into the wall
December 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Doing my holiday organizing and someone’s trying to help me
December 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Flex Friyay! 💪
December 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
December 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I woke up and saw a clip from the Beauty and the Beast Christmas movie and now I have a song I’ve never heard before stuck in my head
December 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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im the mistletoe 💋🎄
December 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Merry cozy Christmas! 🎄💖🎄(Photo by @fadedsons.bsky.social)
December 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Getting Chinese takeout on Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Merry Titsmas and Happy Boob Year
December 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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A good boy attends Xmas eve services 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Don’t have anything Christmas-y to post cuz I’m visiting family so here’s one from a few years ago 🎁
December 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Santa smell me
December 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Drag name: Menorah Jones (for the holidays)
Drag name: Space Station Mall Princess
December 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM