Unkle
@unklefunke.bsky.social
Oso to Osi 🐻❤️🐻
Defying space for the gravity of holding lyrics.
Defying space for the gravity of holding lyrics.
I don’t speak German but I can if you like
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I don’t speak German but I can if you like
What is happening in this house when I have a friend date?
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
What is happening in this house when I have a friend date?
This is if Johnny Cash’s version of “Hurt” took estrogen.
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
This is if Johnny Cash’s version of “Hurt” took estrogen.
The absolute indignity of having to get out of bed at 6am when it’s 40° outside and you have a cat like this on your lap
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 AM
The absolute indignity of having to get out of bed at 6am when it’s 40° outside and you have a cat like this on your lap
Had a Britney moment, all over.
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Had a Britney moment, all over.
It’s 55° in my Florida home.
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
It’s 55° in my Florida home.
Quote with a 10/10 album
I can do 4 just from 2025. Been a good year for music, which, as we all know, is a recession indicator
I can do 4 just from 2025. Been a good year for music, which, as we all know, is a recession indicator
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Quote with a 10/10 album
I can do 4 just from 2025. Been a good year for music, which, as we all know, is a recession indicator
I can do 4 just from 2025. Been a good year for music, which, as we all know, is a recession indicator
My new personality. Be warned.
This artist is a genius.
This artist is a genius.
November 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
My new personality. Be warned.
This artist is a genius.
This artist is a genius.
Yabba Dabba Doo me (us)
October 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Yabba Dabba Doo me (us)
Got a new chair. Simon approves, I think?
October 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Got a new chair. Simon approves, I think?
Rrrrra-ka-ta-ti-ti-ta-ta
Yeah, I'm pussy, bitch!
Ooh-la-la-la-la-la-la
C'est bon, c'est bon
Yeah, I'm pussy, bitch!
Ooh-la-la-la-la-la-la
C'est bon, c'est bon
October 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Rrrrra-ka-ta-ti-ti-ta-ta
Yeah, I'm pussy, bitch!
Ooh-la-la-la-la-la-la
C'est bon, c'est bon
Yeah, I'm pussy, bitch!
Ooh-la-la-la-la-la-la
C'est bon, c'est bon
Can we please just get a 15 minute version of “Yo Perreo Sola”? F*CK their feelings.
October 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Can we please just get a 15 minute version of “Yo Perreo Sola”? F*CK their feelings.
Where did I go wrong as a father?
October 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Where did I go wrong as a father?
September 30 October 1
October 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
September 30 October 1
All three of us are in different pictures
@jackmaguschak.bsky.social and Bae
@jackmaguschak.bsky.social and Bae
September 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
All three of us are in different pictures
@jackmaguschak.bsky.social and Bae
@jackmaguschak.bsky.social and Bae
Well I guess we know what side of the rapture Duo will be on.
September 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Well I guess we know what side of the rapture Duo will be on.
Blood’s all in my muscles now. None left for my brain.
September 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Blood’s all in my muscles now. None left for my brain.
The world is on fire, no? But we will have something to celebrate very soon…
September 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The world is on fire, no? But we will have something to celebrate very soon…
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
But come on— that Madonna song?
But come on— that Madonna song?
September 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
But come on— that Madonna song?
But come on— that Madonna song?
One braincell bouncing around like a TV screen saver.
September 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
One braincell bouncing around like a TV screen saver.