Unkle
@unklefunke.bsky.social
Oso to Osi 🐻❤️🐻
Defying space for the gravity of holding lyrics.
Defying space for the gravity of holding lyrics.
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Unkle
@unklefunke.bsky.social
· Nov 21
We saw you across the pontoon, and we liked your vibe.
Drumming up followers with a thirsttrap.
Do it.
Drumming up followers with a thirsttrap.
Do it.
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New @coyotejocks.bsky.social items call for some retro pinups
November 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
New @coyotejocks.bsky.social items call for some retro pinups
I don’t speak German but I can if you like
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I don’t speak German but I can if you like
What is happening in this house when I have a friend date?
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
What is happening in this house when I have a friend date?
This is if Johnny Cash’s version of “Hurt” took estrogen.
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
This is if Johnny Cash’s version of “Hurt” took estrogen.
Me not wanting to do the things I need to do to buy my house…
a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder
ALT: a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Me not wanting to do the things I need to do to buy my house…
The absolute indignity of having to get out of bed at 6am when it’s 40° outside and you have a cat like this on your lap
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 AM
The absolute indignity of having to get out of bed at 6am when it’s 40° outside and you have a cat like this on your lap
Had a Britney moment, all over.
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Had a Britney moment, all over.
It’s 55° in my Florida home.
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
It’s 55° in my Florida home.
Ego sum nihil
Ego sum lux mundi
Ego sum lux mundi
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Ego sum nihil
Ego sum lux mundi
Ego sum lux mundi
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
Quote with a 10/10 album
I can do 4 just from 2025. Been a good year for music, which, as we all know, is a recession indicator
I can do 4 just from 2025. Been a good year for music, which, as we all know, is a recession indicator
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Quote with a 10/10 album
I can do 4 just from 2025. Been a good year for music, which, as we all know, is a recession indicator
I can do 4 just from 2025. Been a good year for music, which, as we all know, is a recession indicator
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The Spanish singer Rosalía talks about her new album 'Lux,' a head-spinning, epic album that features classical music, opera and the artist singing in 13 languages. n.pr/4oiypZN
On 'Lux,' Rosalía pulls the entire world into her symphony
The Spanish singer Rosalía talks about her new album 'Lux,' a head-spinning, epic album that features classical music, opera and the artist singing in 13 languages.
n.pr
November 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The Spanish singer Rosalía talks about her new album 'Lux,' a head-spinning, epic album that features classical music, opera and the artist singing in 13 languages. n.pr/4oiypZN
My new personality. Be warned.
This artist is a genius.
This artist is a genius.
November 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
My new personality. Be warned.
This artist is a genius.
This artist is a genius.
I wish I could stomach watching scary movies— The Substance, Weapons… they all seem so creative and cunty. But my imagination is too vivid, so alas… I cannot watch someone stab themselves in the face.
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I wish I could stomach watching scary movies— The Substance, Weapons… they all seem so creative and cunty. But my imagination is too vivid, so alas… I cannot watch someone stab themselves in the face.
Yabba Dabba Doo me (us)
October 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Yabba Dabba Doo me (us)
Got a new chair. Simon approves, I think?
October 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Got a new chair. Simon approves, I think?
Rrrrra-ka-ta-ti-ti-ta-ta
Yeah, I'm pussy, bitch!
Ooh-la-la-la-la-la-la
C'est bon, c'est bon
Yeah, I'm pussy, bitch!
Ooh-la-la-la-la-la-la
C'est bon, c'est bon
October 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Rrrrra-ka-ta-ti-ti-ta-ta
Yeah, I'm pussy, bitch!
Ooh-la-la-la-la-la-la
C'est bon, c'est bon
Yeah, I'm pussy, bitch!
Ooh-la-la-la-la-la-la
C'est bon, c'est bon
Trimming my nose hairs as a treat for my dental hygienist
October 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Trimming my nose hairs as a treat for my dental hygienist
You should go to prison for heating seafood in a shared microwave…
October 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
You should go to prison for heating seafood in a shared microwave…
Can we please just get a 15 minute version of “Yo Perreo Sola”? F*CK their feelings.
October 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Can we please just get a 15 minute version of “Yo Perreo Sola”? F*CK their feelings.