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Well it started when I spilled some baked beans all over myself in the movie theater
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Well it started when I spilled some baked beans all over myself in the movie theater
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You know those decorations you have that have been up for so long, you forgot how objectively weird they are until, say, the ATT technician comes over to install fiber optic internet at your place?
December 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
You know those decorations you have that have been up for so long, you forgot how objectively weird they are until, say, the ATT technician comes over to install fiber optic internet at your place?
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Oh, is a Christmasball happening?
December 25, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Oh, is a Christmasball happening?
The Christmas special in the fourth season of Community would be a really good play
December 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The Christmas special in the fourth season of Community would be a really good play
“Life is moments.” Beautiful.
In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
December 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
“Life is moments.” Beautiful.
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Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
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My favorite thing about insults like “goober” is that they’re used so seldom, people don’t really know how offended they’re supposed to be. See also, “chump,” “joker,” etc
I’ve never felt more spiritual kinship with AOC than in this moment.
Goober is a favorite insult, and JD is absolutely a goober.
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
Goober is a favorite insult, and JD is absolutely a goober.
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
December 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
My favorite thing about insults like “goober” is that they’re used so seldom, people don’t really know how offended they’re supposed to be. See also, “chump,” “joker,” etc
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"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out
pick up a pencil and a napkin
pick up a pencil and a napkin
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out
pick up a pencil and a napkin
pick up a pencil and a napkin
I think only one person I know IRL follows me on this website and I kind of like it like that. This is where I get all of my annoying texts out of the way instead of wasting my friend’s time with them.
December 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I think only one person I know IRL follows me on this website and I kind of like it like that. This is where I get all of my annoying texts out of the way instead of wasting my friend’s time with them.
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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John Cena should have announced that they got Bin Laden one more time, for old time’s sake
December 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
John Cena should have announced that they got Bin Laden one more time, for old time’s sake
Video games where the default movement speed is walking and you have to hold a button in order to run >>>>>
December 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Video games where the default movement speed is walking and you have to hold a button in order to run >>>>>
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It’s unbelievable that for all the wondrous inventions of modern science we still haven’t found a way to kill Dick Van Dyke
December 13, 2025 at 12:03 PM
It’s unbelievable that for all the wondrous inventions of modern science we still haven’t found a way to kill Dick Van Dyke
Control 2 is real, it’s coming next year. Within 365 days I will have played Control 2. The world is terrible but there will be a part of 2026 that will be good
December 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Control 2 is real, it’s coming next year. Within 365 days I will have played Control 2. The world is terrible but there will be a part of 2026 that will be good
Instead of watching the Game Awards, I am cleaning my living room, getting high, and watching a PBS YouTube series about Alaska that makes me want to move to Alaska. I think I am making a good choice
December 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Instead of watching the Game Awards, I am cleaning my living room, getting high, and watching a PBS YouTube series about Alaska that makes me want to move to Alaska. I think I am making a good choice
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
I cannot wait for the AI bubble to burst and I hope that it is devastating for every company that has ever invested in generative AI for the purpose of replacing art
December 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I cannot wait for the AI bubble to burst and I hope that it is devastating for every company that has ever invested in generative AI for the purpose of replacing art
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British James Cameron:
A£IEN
A£IEN
December 9, 2025 at 5:34 AM
British James Cameron:
A£IEN
A£IEN
I’m sure this was equally exciting for both of them
December 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I’m sure this was equally exciting for both of them