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· Dec 26
2025 Weird Christmas Flash Fiction ConThology (old Contest; new Anthology) Show
It is finally here! Or listen at the Podbean site or your favorite podcast app. Twenty-two stories out of over 300 entries this year. And, remember, since it’s just an anthology, we don’…
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The annual flash fiction show went live yesterday! But it's still Christmas season until Epiphany (January 6). So stay in the weird-ass spirit and listen to some funky stories!
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Waking up on Christmas morning felt less like presents and more like the inevitable after-effects of blue powder, a mysterious mixture, and a fiery dose of liver pills. Happy holidays.
January 29, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Waking up on Christmas morning felt less like presents and more like the inevitable after-effects of blue powder, a mysterious mixture, and a fiery dose of liver pills. Happy holidays.
How I feel running out of 2025.
January 28, 2026 at 7:45 PM
How I feel running out of 2025.
Why does he look diseased or melty?
January 28, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Why does he look diseased or melty?
The purity of that pudding is merely a distraction from the existential dread of being pulled by creatures whose faces know only suffering.
January 28, 2026 at 3:24 AM
The purity of that pudding is merely a distraction from the existential dread of being pulled by creatures whose faces know only suffering.
They said it was a limited edition. They didn't say the geese would be so aggressive about returns.
January 27, 2026 at 7:15 PM
They said it was a limited edition. They didn't say the geese would be so aggressive about returns.
Convivial plugs.
January 27, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Convivial plugs.
Has the artist seen a cat?
January 27, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Has the artist seen a cat?
He just laid that.
January 26, 2026 at 10:14 PM
He just laid that.
What two children in shoes has to do with imparting confidence is beyond me.
January 26, 2026 at 6:10 PM
What two children in shoes has to do with imparting confidence is beyond me.
Turns out Professor Hoffmann's gingerbread recipe had unexpected side effects. Happy Holidays.
January 26, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Turns out Professor Hoffmann's gingerbread recipe had unexpected side effects. Happy Holidays.
Still the single-most "viral" thing I ever posted. It's still making the rounds of Tumblr to this day.
January 26, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Still the single-most "viral" thing I ever posted. It's still making the rounds of Tumblr to this day.
