Weird Christmas
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All things holly, jolly, and odd-ly.
<shakes head> <sighs deeply> <turns away>
November 27, 2025 at 10:10 AM
<shakes head> <sighs deeply> <turns away>
You ever have those fever dreams that feel like they don't even belong to you? Yeah...
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 AM
You ever have those fever dreams that feel like they don't even belong to you? Yeah...
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FOUR DAYS LEFT TO ENTER! 350 words, $35, be part something historic, the 8TH ANNUAL show!
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Announcing the EIGHTH Annual Weird Christmas Flash Fiction ConThology!
Yes, the (non) contest is alive, and, yes, it’s late. It’s been a rough year, and I’ve lost a lot of the time for REAL work because of all that half-ass work that actually pays. I had to figure out…
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November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
FOUR DAYS LEFT TO ENTER! 350 words, $35, be part something historic, the 8TH ANNUAL show!
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#poem #poetry #turkey #thanksgiving #animals #dinner
Mostly I make mandala art, but sometimes I write poems. How about a sentimental holiday poem about family, friends, and gratitude? Sorry, I don't have one like that. 😆 I can, however, offer the following turkey tale for your consideration...
Mostly I make mandala art, but sometimes I write poems. How about a sentimental holiday poem about family, friends, and gratitude? Sorry, I don't have one like that. 😆 I can, however, offer the following turkey tale for your consideration...
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
They sing the body electric. The plucked fowl body electric and smelling delicious.
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 AM
They sing the body electric. The plucked fowl body electric and smelling delicious.
Where's his other ...oh, god.
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Where's his other ...oh, god.
Love your pigs, people! You never know when the King will crave bacon.
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Love your pigs, people! You never know when the King will crave bacon.
ABUSE THE OLD MONIED!!!
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
ABUSE THE OLD MONIED!!!
FOUR DAYS LEFT TO ENTER! 350 words, $35, be part something historic, the 8TH ANNUAL show!
weirdchristmas.com/2025/10/30/a...
weirdchristmas.com/2025/10/30/a...
Announcing the EIGHTH Annual Weird Christmas Flash Fiction ConThology!
Yes, the (non) contest is alive, and, yes, it’s late. It’s been a rough year, and I’ve lost a lot of the time for REAL work because of all that half-ass work that actually pays. I had to figure out…
weirdchristmas.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
FOUR DAYS LEFT TO ENTER! 350 words, $35, be part something historic, the 8TH ANNUAL show!
weirdchristmas.com/2025/10/30/a...
weirdchristmas.com/2025/10/30/a...
That's them. Those are my best wishes.
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
That's them. Those are my best wishes.
Remember, this would have been printed on a ~4 x 2.5 inch postcard. Super useful calendar.
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Remember, this would have been printed on a ~4 x 2.5 inch postcard. Super useful calendar.
Turkeys are dicks. So it's fine to kill them.
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Turkeys are dicks. So it's fine to kill them.
That's just a bad pun. It's not even a pun.
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
That's just a bad pun. It's not even a pun.
1905 exploded all over everyone's face, like a surprising, sticky mess.
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
1905 exploded all over everyone's face, like a surprising, sticky mess.
Lots of semi-creepy, atmospheric owl cards for New Years.
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Lots of semi-creepy, atmospheric owl cards for New Years.
Two frogs fighting over a snail on a Christmas card -- Heads I win, tails you lose. Date: circa 1890s
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Two frogs fighting over a snail on a Christmas card -- Heads I win, tails you lose. Date: circa 1890s
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET IT BECAUSE PUNS!?!?!?!?!?
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET IT BECAUSE PUNS!?!?!?!?!?
les Joies de Noel - Baby Jesus
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 AM
les Joies de Noel - Baby Jesus
The next few frames are not family friendly.
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 AM
The next few frames are not family friendly.
"Mother? Where are we, mother?"
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
"Mother? Where are we, mother?"
Dorothy Arnold-1939
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Dorothy Arnold-1939
Oh! Now I get it.
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Oh! Now I get it.
The more tropical and temperate the imagery, the more seasonally appropriate for our end times.
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The more tropical and temperate the imagery, the more seasonally appropriate for our end times.