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undertakr
@undertakr.bsky.social
· Nov 22
should i shitpost in my progress notes, or post my progress notes here
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The most important sermon of your life in 75 seconds.
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The most important sermon of your life in 75 seconds.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
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All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight
A member of Taiwan's parliament stole a bill and ran off with it to prevent it from being passed
June 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight
why do those brown cardboard leftover boxes never fucking stay closed
like it's your one job, you have tabs, were you born defective
like it's your one job, you have tabs, were you born defective
June 18, 2025 at 6:05 AM
why do those brown cardboard leftover boxes never fucking stay closed
like it's your one job, you have tabs, were you born defective
like it's your one job, you have tabs, were you born defective
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one of the coolest art tidbits I know (I don't know many) is how James Turrell's installations, which use light (both artificial and natural) to transform physical spaces, tie back to his Quaker roots and the idea of one's "Inner Light"—essentially, the Divine within a human soul
February 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
one of the coolest art tidbits I know (I don't know many) is how James Turrell's installations, which use light (both artificial and natural) to transform physical spaces, tie back to his Quaker roots and the idea of one's "Inner Light"—essentially, the Divine within a human soul
just had my second kid
thought for today: to visit earth is audacious
thought for today: to visit earth is audacious
February 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
just had my second kid
thought for today: to visit earth is audacious
thought for today: to visit earth is audacious
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I heard today was the super bowl of you spitting in my mouth
February 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I heard today was the super bowl of you spitting in my mouth
“My vision ended. I awoke with a tremendous of optimism and confidence in you and your future. That was my vision; it was of you. I'm so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you. I wish you nothing but the very best, always.”
January 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
“My vision ended. I awoke with a tremendous of optimism and confidence in you and your future. That was my vision; it was of you. I'm so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you. I wish you nothing but the very best, always.”
check to see if THE BRUTALIST is playing in your city. you can use google for this, it's ethical. buy tickets if it's not sold out, then arrive early for good seats, then view the film.
January 13, 2025 at 7:17 AM
check to see if THE BRUTALIST is playing in your city. you can use google for this, it's ethical. buy tickets if it's not sold out, then arrive early for good seats, then view the film.
trying to imitate a bot, bsky thinks i'm writing korean, is this racism
January 12, 2025 at 8:30 AM
trying to imitate a bot, bsky thinks i'm writing korean, is this racism
what do you think social media will look like in 20 years?
will there be any people involved?
will there be any people involved?
January 12, 2025 at 7:10 AM
what do you think social media will look like in 20 years?
will there be any people involved?
will there be any people involved?
hey guyzzz i was just followed by Alexandrea, Aexxandrea Alexxiana, Alexxana, Alexandra, and Alex. THey're all hot girls and they ALL have the same cute profile pic! I feel so popular this new app is great
January 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
hey guyzzz i was just followed by Alexandrea, Aexxandrea Alexxiana, Alexxana, Alexandra, and Alex. THey're all hot girls and they ALL have the same cute profile pic! I feel so popular this new app is great
Sup new followers.
Grind Goat will never die, but you will.
Grind Goat will never die, but you will.
December 31, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Sup new followers.
Grind Goat will never die, but you will.
Grind Goat will never die, but you will.
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Sorry, sorry, I’m trying to delete it.
December 29, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Sorry, sorry, I’m trying to delete it.
WE MUST NOT GRIND THE SEED CORN
December 16, 2024 at 6:11 AM
WE MUST NOT GRIND THE SEED CORN
what if The Fonz was actually depressed?
December 4, 2024 at 1:43 AM
what if The Fonz was actually depressed?
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me when Santa cums down the chimney
December 2, 2024 at 3:30 PM
me when Santa cums down the chimney