Machine Learning Kelly
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Absolutely, this goes without saying. Commercial airliners and deliveries should be the last ones impacted.
Hundreds of American millionaires say the FAA should have grounded private jets before cutting flights for commercial airliners.
FAA Bans Most Private Jets At 12 Major Airports—But Some Say It Doesn’t Go Far Enough
Hundreds of American millionaires say the FAA should have grounded private jets before cutting flights for commercial airliners.
www.forbes.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Absolutely, this goes without saying. Commercial airliners and deliveries should be the last ones impacted.
Look we can all agree that today, before its available this is the most ridiculous thing ever. Check back in 6 months where everyone you know will be walking around with this thing and will be anxiously waiting the Sock Pro to drop.
Apple has made a $230 iPhone sock 😅 the iPhone Pocket is actually a knitted bag, and Apple will start selling it on Friday www.theverge.com/news/818328/...
Apple made a $230 crossbody… sock
The iPhone Pocket isn’t really a pocket at all.
www.theverge.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Look we can all agree that today, before its available this is the most ridiculous thing ever. Check back in 6 months where everyone you know will be walking around with this thing and will be anxiously waiting the Sock Pro to drop.
The best possible outcome of the Brian Kelly/LSU debacle is that a judge rules that LSU didn't fire him and he didn't quit and he has to continue coaching the team. #sec
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The best possible outcome of the Brian Kelly/LSU debacle is that a judge rules that LSU didn't fire him and he didn't quit and he has to continue coaching the team. #sec
Fast and Furious brought back Han after he had a car wreck and was shot point blank. Justin Lin can resurrect Bond.
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Fast and Furious brought back Han after he had a car wreck and was shot point blank. Justin Lin can resurrect Bond.
I got an idea... Darth Bond. He built up an immunity to the poison. The explosion has him on the precipice of death but he's saved by the emperor of the united kingdom who puts him in a suit to survive his wounds
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I got an idea... Darth Bond. He built up an immunity to the poison. The explosion has him on the precipice of death but he's saved by the emperor of the united kingdom who puts him in a suit to survive his wounds
Will Richard looking like the steal of the draft
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Will Richard looking like the steal of the draft
Athletes shouldn't gamble because it muddies the integrity of gambling for regular folks.
Rigging pitches in a betting scheme breaks MLB rules + warrants lifetime MLB bans.
But why is it a crime?
Interestingly, prosecutors are using the same playbook they used against Operation Varsity Blues parents. There, colleges were the victims; here it's teams, MLB & sports betting platforms:
But why is it a crime?
Interestingly, prosecutors are using the same playbook they used against Operation Varsity Blues parents. There, colleges were the victims; here it's teams, MLB & sports betting platforms:
Guardians Pitchers Face Significant Prison Time for Pitch-Fixing Scheme
The Cleveland Guardians pitchers have been charged with fraud as they allegedly further bets by intentionally throwing bad pitches.
www.sportico.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Athletes shouldn't gamble because it muddies the integrity of gambling for regular folks.
This is about 35% of my childhood
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
This is about 35% of my childhood
A really fun movie.
I've been a Predator fan since I saw the original as a kid, and honestly? Predator: Badlands absolutely ruled.
I never thought I'd like the idea of a Yautja as the protagonist, but it worked for me. This was a really fun time in the theater!
I'll definitely be picking up a physical copy of this.
I never thought I'd like the idea of a Yautja as the protagonist, but it worked for me. This was a really fun time in the theater!
I'll definitely be picking up a physical copy of this.
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
A really fun movie.
RIP
Lenny Wilkens, a three-time inductee into the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame, died on Sunday at the age of 88, the NBA announced.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
RIP
Oh my god
November 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Oh my god
Lagway should just shut it down for the year. I don't think he's healed up from whatever happened this summer.
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Lagway should just shut it down for the year. I don't think he's healed up from whatever happened this summer.
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Wire me into this so even in death I may rule over my kingdom*
*seventh place in the SEC
*seventh place in the SEC
November 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Wire me into this so even in death I may rule over my kingdom*
*seventh place in the SEC
*seventh place in the SEC
Sad to see Pizza Hut struggling, for folks of a certain age, the BookIt program that netted you a personal pan pizza was an incredible reward. I cannot imagine how big an impact it had on fostering the love of reading. www.usatoday.com/story/money/...
Pizza Hut for sale? Parent company Yum! Brands exploring 'strategic options'
Yum! Brands, the parent company of Taco Bell and KFC, may sell its Pizza Hut brand, which has nearly 20,000 restaurants worldwide.
www.usatoday.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Sad to see Pizza Hut struggling, for folks of a certain age, the BookIt program that netted you a personal pan pizza was an incredible reward. I cannot imagine how big an impact it had on fostering the love of reading. www.usatoday.com/story/money/...
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Folks is Seattle the government cause they’re shutting Washington down tonight
November 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Folks is Seattle the government cause they’re shutting Washington down tonight
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we are so blessed to live in a time where Clemson and FSU are going to play in a night game where the loser might miss bowl eligibility
November 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
we are so blessed to live in a time where Clemson and FSU are going to play in a night game where the loser might miss bowl eligibility
Didn't hate the game plan. Lagway missed some open throws and the uga defense came up big on fourth downs.
November 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Didn't hate the game plan. Lagway missed some open throws and the uga defense came up big on fourth downs.
Missed opportunity to have Liam Neeson sing the national anthem. #EnricoPallazoJr
Seeing a lot of derogatory comments about them, but I think it's courageous they attended the game considering what happened to his grandmother when she visited a baseball stadium
October 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Missed opportunity to have Liam Neeson sing the national anthem. #EnricoPallazoJr
Sarkisian looking at that Billy buyout and thinking it sounds good
October 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Sarkisian looking at that Billy buyout and thinking it sounds good
This is why you draft a champion.
Stephen Curry praised former Florida guard and Golden State Warriors rookie Will Richard after their win over the Denver Nuggets on Thursday.
Stephen Curry on Florida rookie Will Richard: 'The lights aren't too bright for him'
Stephen Curry praised former Florida guard and Golden State Warriors rookie Will Richard after their win over the Denver Nuggets on Thursday.
gatorswire.usatoday.com
October 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This is why you draft a champion.