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Machine Learning Kelly
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Keynote Listener | Thought Follower | Taco Bell Stan | Attorney | Recovering Florida Man. Mostly talking about pop culture and sports. My Tweets are my own unless I'm retweeting
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Absolutely, this goes without saying. Commercial airliners and deliveries should be the last ones impacted.
dangerous words as they are thawing Mariah out right now like the Winter Soldier. She's at the peak of her powers at christmas time.
He goes to college, coaching at Clemson forming a super entity Brian Daboll Swinney.
Look we can all agree that today, before its available this is the most ridiculous thing ever. Check back in 6 months where everyone you know will be walking around with this thing and will be anxiously waiting the Sock Pro to drop.
Apple has made a $230 iPhone sock 😅 the iPhone Pocket is actually a knitted bag, and Apple will start selling it on Friday www.theverge.com/news/818328/...
Apple made a $230 crossbody… sock
The iPhone Pocket isn’t really a pocket at all.
www.theverge.com
So at the very least they are all Lazenby, but perhaps not all each other. He is the one Bond to rule them all
The best possible outcome of the Brian Kelly/LSU debacle is that a judge rules that LSU didn't fire him and he didn't quit and he has to continue coaching the team. #sec
Fast and Furious brought back Han after he had a car wreck and was shot point blank. Justin Lin can resurrect Bond.
Id be OK with that. But he'd have to wear a mask too
I got an idea... Darth Bond. He built up an immunity to the poison. The explosion has him on the precipice of death but he's saved by the emperor of the united kingdom who puts him in a suit to survive his wounds
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Though they did connect Timothy Daltons Bond with Lazenbys saying he was married once which implied they are the same person.
New movie, "You Only Live Thrice"
Will Richard looking like the steal of the draft
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Jimmy Butler III leads a balanced Warriors attack in their home victory over Indiana!

Will Richard: 15 PTS, 19 MIN
Quinten Post: 14 PTS, 8 REB
Moses Moody: 13 PTS, 3 3PM, 2 STL
Al Horford: 4 3PM, 3 BLK
Athletes shouldn't gamble because it muddies the integrity of gambling for regular folks.
Rigging pitches in a betting scheme breaks MLB rules + warrants lifetime MLB bans.

But why is it a crime?

Interestingly, prosecutors are using the same playbook they used against Operation Varsity Blues parents. There, colleges were the victims; here it's teams, MLB & sports betting platforms:
Guardians Pitchers Face Significant Prison Time for Pitch-Fixing Scheme
The Cleveland Guardians pitchers have been charged with fraud as they allegedly further bets by intentionally throwing bad pitches.
www.sportico.com
This is about 35% of my childhood
Sit UBU, Sit
A really fun movie.
I've been a Predator fan since I saw the original as a kid, and honestly? Predator: Badlands absolutely ruled.

I never thought I'd like the idea of a Yautja as the protagonist, but it worked for me. This was a really fun time in the theater!

I'll definitely be picking up a physical copy of this.
RIP
Lenny Wilkens, a three-time inductee into the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame, died on Sunday at the age of 88, the NBA announced.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
Oh my god
THE SPIKE IS FUMBLED 🤯

Montana stays undefeated
Lagway should just shut it down for the year. I don't think he's healed up from whatever happened this summer.
He's a mere human against an alien
He may or may not be a great coach at a bigger program, but being a logistics whiz is what they said about Napier too
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Wire me into this so even in death I may rule over my kingdom*

*seventh place in the SEC