Wet Bread
@undeadmax.bsky.social
✨️ 31 ✨️ They/them ✨️ Shitposter and menace to society ✨️ Permanently banned from Xwitter AND Meta
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Friend: yeah I go by two names it's like, some days I'm feeling like I'm Alice and other days I feel like I'm Aiden
Me: Oh wow, you would probably like Checker's/Ralley's ... very similar situation. Always felt like it was a spiritually transgender institution.
Me: Oh wow, you would probably like Checker's/Ralley's ... very similar situation. Always felt like it was a spiritually transgender institution.
November 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Friend: yeah I go by two names it's like, some days I'm feeling like I'm Alice and other days I feel like I'm Aiden
Me: Oh wow, you would probably like Checker's/Ralley's ... very similar situation. Always felt like it was a spiritually transgender institution.
Me: Oh wow, you would probably like Checker's/Ralley's ... very similar situation. Always felt like it was a spiritually transgender institution.
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Can't wait for GTA6 to sweep the indie awards next year
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Can't wait for GTA6 to sweep the indie awards next year
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its cool how the internet actually works like this xkcd comic from 2011 now
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
its cool how the internet actually works like this xkcd comic from 2011 now
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oh cool, another company we allowed to take control of vast swathes of the internet is having technical issues resulting in shit loads of stuff breaking.
i love the future.
i love the future.
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
oh cool, another company we allowed to take control of vast swathes of the internet is having technical issues resulting in shit loads of stuff breaking.
i love the future.
i love the future.
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"But doctor, I am Pagliacci. You're actually thinking of Pagliacci's monster."
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 AM
"But doctor, I am Pagliacci. You're actually thinking of Pagliacci's monster."
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Standing By The Perimeter Fence And Screaming For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day today all who celebrate
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Standing By The Perimeter Fence And Screaming For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day today all who celebrate
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Me: it would genuinely be so crazy if the photo of Trump blowing Clinton leaked
Girl who has written over 200 Trump x Biden yaoi fanfics: whatever I literally don't fucking care
Girl who has written over 200 Trump x Biden yaoi fanfics: whatever I literally don't fucking care
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Me: it would genuinely be so crazy if the photo of Trump blowing Clinton leaked
Girl who has written over 200 Trump x Biden yaoi fanfics: whatever I literally don't fucking care
Girl who has written over 200 Trump x Biden yaoi fanfics: whatever I literally don't fucking care
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I wonder if the CIA agent who came up with the phrase "I identify as..." got a huge raise
November 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I wonder if the CIA agent who came up with the phrase "I identify as..." got a huge raise
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Seems like a good place to end that headline to me
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Seems like a good place to end that headline to me
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i do like want revenge against the whole world but im chill about it im still a good hang
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
i do like want revenge against the whole world but im chill about it im still a good hang
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Texting my ex "I know you cheated on me btw" just to feel something
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Texting my ex "I know you cheated on me btw" just to feel something
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who up burning they american eagle jeans at socially distanced bonfires
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
who up burning they american eagle jeans at socially distanced bonfires
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For twenty years I made a living pretending to know everything while hallucinating wildly and drawing dirty pictures but now AI has taken my job.
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
For twenty years I made a living pretending to know everything while hallucinating wildly and drawing dirty pictures but now AI has taken my job.
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I'm not saying Mr. Beast is Satan, I'm just saying that if he was he wouldn't act any differently than he does currently.
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'm not saying Mr. Beast is Satan, I'm just saying that if he was he wouldn't act any differently than he does currently.