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Laugh along with the common people,
Laugh along even though they're laughing at you,
And the stupid things that you do.
Your mother sucks cocks in hell, Charlie Brown
Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, Charlie Brown
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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That just, like, your opinion, Charlie Brown
Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, Charlie Brown
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Frankly, I don't give a damn, Charlie Brown
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
You're too short for that gesture, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Put this pussy right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm a surprise
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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you think you could resist RFK Jr.’s sex appeal? could you resist the sex appeal of a whale? a bear? a hawk? a python? a horse? a swarm of city rats? the man has consumed the spirit energy of so many powerful animals
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Breaking: Administration officials working overtime to find turkeys with sexual assault and crypto scam convictions so the President can pardon them
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Oink, piggy!
No idea what you’re talking about
November 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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AOC to @pabloreports.bsky.social : A swastika is one of the clearest symbols of hatred in all of humanity… to remove that designation… indicates a possible collaboration with those very elements, which I think is genuinely frightening to any American.
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Can someone please ask grok about who's the best boy between Musk and Trump? That could really end the relationship for good.
November 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Wait is Grok actually just Kara Swisher?
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Apropos the discourse: please talk to someone who looked at the history of photography as art form.
November 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I'm more and more convinced that the next administration should just declare the GOP a criminal organization.
NEWS: During a hearing in federal court in VA, prosecutors confirmed that the operative indictment in the case against James Comey was never shown to or voted on by the entire grand jury before it was presented in open court.

Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Terrific
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Rev. Rae’s launch video announcing her mayoral campaign is live!!!

It represents a month of fantastic work by some very gifted filmmakers, and is written by yours truly.

youtu.be/wmzGTof_PnA?...
Rae for LA
YouTube video by Rae for LA
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Release the files, piggy.
November 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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can bad prose be sexually transmitted
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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my beloved girlfriend has an inexplicable attraction to grotesque, almost supernaturally weird old men. guys who look like the adults from a roald dahl story. fellas who act like they were perhaps recently animals turned human through some unnatural bargain with the fey. not me though
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Actually, “gerontophilia” refers to sexual attraction to people 80 and older. This is technically “mesilikasphilia.”
November 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The woodchuck desires chucking the wood
The woodchuck cannot chuck the wood
I understood how much wood would a woodchuck chuck
i think this may be the bit that broke me bc I am picturing her self-satisfied smirk at coming up with this and it is, honestly, making me die a little on the inside
November 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Important new analysis identifying the scope of clinical trials disrupted because of NIH shenanigans.

> 74 thousand trial participants affected

jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...

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Clinical Trials Affected by Research Grant Terminations at the National Institutes of Health
This cross-sectional study summarizes the number of trials with terminated grants from the National Institutes of Health (NIH) and calculates the proportion of affected trials among those with previou...
jamanetwork.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM