Common people
@uncommonpeople.bsky.social
Laugh along with the common people,
Laugh along even though they're laughing at you,
And the stupid things that you do.
Laugh along even though they're laughing at you,
And the stupid things that you do.
Put this pussy right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm a surprise
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm a surprise
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Put this pussy right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm a surprise
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm a surprise
Counterpoint, that's what had been driving this
November 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Counterpoint, that's what had been driving this
Now it's back... With a new card?
October 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Now it's back... With a new card?
Democrats need the energy of this SoCal billboard company
October 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Democrats need the energy of this SoCal billboard company
That "if you want peace you must prepare for war" motto? This guy.
September 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
That "if you want peace you must prepare for war" motto? This guy.
"has been observed frantically scribbling on a notebook and insisting that he be exclusively served rain water"
September 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"has been observed frantically scribbling on a notebook and insisting that he be exclusively served rain water"
FBI Director Patel: name of notorious antifa figure found carved onto UN escalator.
September 26, 2025 at 12:38 PM
FBI Director Patel: name of notorious antifa figure found carved onto UN escalator.
In summary, perfect, no notes.
September 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
In summary, perfect, no notes.
Was looking for a gif to convey my expectant mood, and it seems that people are getting ready...
August 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Was looking for a gif to convey my expectant mood, and it seems that people are getting ready...
I NEED TO KNOW MORE
August 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I NEED TO KNOW MORE
You are a bunch of asshats
July 31, 2025 at 4:53 PM
You are a bunch of asshats
Look at that curve!!! Batteries are going to make everything else irrelevant.
July 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Look at that curve!!! Batteries are going to make everything else irrelevant.
Thankfully, I have friends everywhere
June 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Thankfully, I have friends everywhere
@theguardian.com
Please explain to me how this homepage is good. I only see two headlines, one of which is some irrelevant feature. This is objectively shit. Fire the "pivot to video" morons who approved this.
Please explain to me how this homepage is good. I only see two headlines, one of which is some irrelevant feature. This is objectively shit. Fire the "pivot to video" morons who approved this.
May 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
@theguardian.com
Please explain to me how this homepage is good. I only see two headlines, one of which is some irrelevant feature. This is objectively shit. Fire the "pivot to video" morons who approved this.
Please explain to me how this homepage is good. I only see two headlines, one of which is some irrelevant feature. This is objectively shit. Fire the "pivot to video" morons who approved this.
The average American has three friends
May 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The average American has three friends
Oh Zuck... They aren't really your friends
May 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Oh Zuck... They aren't really your friends
The average American has three friends
May 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The average American has three friends
The average American has three friends
May 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The average American has three friends
The average American had three friends
May 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The average American had three friends
I thought I had seen him before
April 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I thought I had seen him before
Maybe he's having a moment of lucidity
April 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Maybe he's having a moment of lucidity