Louise
uncannyval3.bsky.social
Louise
@uncannyval3.bsky.social
Vehicle movement driver and language learner, currently learning Arabic as a beginner and persisting with 🇺🇦 (which is slowly, *slowly* improving).
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NOV / ST PAUL'S
Photography from my 2026 Calendar

So this was lucky! As I took a photo of this symmetrical scene at St Paul’s, people rushed through to catch the train. When editing at home, I was excited to discover I’d captured a hat man perfectly central in the composition.
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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Day 319 of #365DaysOfSmiles
Always show up! It's the only way to get a treat
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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👉
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
So apparently Hitler might have been autistic now? There’s another one who doesn’t get to sit with us.
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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im so sorry lol
a man in a suit and tie stands at a podium that says trump will fix it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands at a podium that says trump will fix it
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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she had an affair with RFK and her name is literally I love ya, nazi so don't tell me we're not being laughed at in a simulation
what the actual fuck
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Been in the car or on stage since 5:30pm so I’m sure I’m the thousandth person to say: So THAT’S why he called it the Big Beautiful Bill
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Meanwhile in Devon, cos play gets out of hand

Exeter man dressed as parsnip attacked friend after Xmas party www.devonlive.com/news/devon-n...
Man dressed as parsnip attacked friend after Xmas party
Joseph Blackwell had 'beef' with his victim, court told
www.devonlive.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Your occasional reminder, if you’re in the UK, that it is shaping up to be a hideous bird flu season, with many wildlife casualties (including resident birds, not just winter migrants), and, however soft your heart, it is a Really Bad Idea to handle sick or ‘injured’ birds or bring them inside.
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Anyone in Wokingham, Berkshire: my cat Monty has been missing since November 11th, he is microchipped and registered lost, and was last seen wearing a fluorescent yellow collar.

Please share and let me know if you have seen him.
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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People think Britain was a better place when they were prettier, had more sex, went out more and didn't go oof every time they moved.
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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Hereford Cathedral seeks musical director. Deadline: 2nd December 2025 #Hereford #Herefordshire #MusicJobs www.herefordcathedral.org/news/directo...
Director of Music Vacancy
Deadline for applications Tuesday 2 December
www.herefordcathedral.org
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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And here’s their website if you’d like to know more about React or even get involved yourself in the future:

www.re-act.org.uk
November 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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OK, show us the non-cherry-picked emails. Show us the emails that say, "hey. ... Jdt gve ridee to hokeless sheltder where do old tump gave check o 250;000 help fed yhe hunger"
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Once again I accidentally offend the Purity Police (in order not to duplicate the telling off I have obscured the ?18th century groinage)
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Gym view, Rochester.
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
And here’s their website if you’d like to know more about React or even get involved yourself in the future:

www.re-act.org.uk
November 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
React Disaster Response are still working in Jamaica to provide desperately needed aid to those in need in the wake of Hurricane Melissa. JustGiving link here if you would like to donate to this operation …

www.justgiving.com/campaign/react
Hurricane Melissa: Help REACT to Respond
Your gift helps REACT’s volunteer Response Teams to move fast to support people affected by Hurricane Melissa. We have teams on the ground in Jamaica, and will take action wherever the need is greates...
www.justgiving.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Okay, that's a good start. Now release the Kelly Rowland Excel Spreadsheets.
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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The Shining (1980, Stanley Kubrick)
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a door with a cartoon character on it .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a door with a cartoon character on it .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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god bless the british government, we're doing great

bsky.app/profile/drea...
The last annual review concluded the SS Richard Montgomery was perfectly safe!

And as a demonstration of exactly how safe it is it also banned aircraft from flying anywhere near it in case, y'know, the wreck spontaneously makes itself a lot safer in a manner incompatible with continued aviation...
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My neighbourhood ‘splodey ship!
yes yes we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald, rest her soul, but did you know about the ship laden with explosives that sank in the mouth of the Thames in 1944 and could explode at any minute and which attempts to disarm keep failing
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM