Louise
uncannyval3.bsky.social
Louise
@uncannyval3.bsky.social
Vehicle movement driver and language learner, currently learning Arabic as a beginner and persisting with 🇺🇦 (which is slowly, *slowly* improving).
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December 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Dec 31st - A giant wave capsizes the S.S. Poseidon on New Years Eve, turning her upside down.

📽️📅 The Poseidon Adventure (1972)
December 31, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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I hope tomorrow night you are all blessed by the New Year Good Luck Lemon Piglet ❤️...
December 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Everything running very smoothly at Dover for the ferry check-in despite dire warnings of chaos resulting from the Chunnel snafu. Plus the fog has lifted and the sun is out, should be a nice crossing.
December 31, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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"Pop the trunk," the man with the gun said.

She moved to obey.

"A word of advice," he added, "It is not safe for a woman like you to #travel alone in this country."

"It's funny you mention that," she smiled as she opened the trunk, revealing the bodies inside, "That's what they said." #vss365
December 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I never know what’s behind the vehicle recoveries I occasionally do - this story is why I take pride in the job and aspire to be part of the solution rather than an additional problem. 🫡
My story begins on a day in November.... Long 🧵

Brief: hire a capable 4x4 to travel to the High Scottishlands because my rear wheel drive EV ain’t the thing to have if it snows. Also, no charger at Airbnb. Arrange pick-up 46:00 hrs before Daughter's wedding at Gretna Green.
December 31, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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how all youtube ads sound to me
December 30, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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In 2012, an Icelandic newspaper translated an interview where Jessica Biel said that Justin Timberlake excels at everything he does. The translation went a bit wrong though and the article said that Timberlake was constantly using Microsoft Excel (the headline read "Can't live without Excel files")
December 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Eurostar asked train customers not to travel because of disruption in the Channel Tunnel.
Eurostar has urged train passengers not to travel because of disruption in the Channel Tunnel
Eurostar has asked train customers not to travel because of disruption in the Channel Tunnel. The operator said Tuesday that there was an issue with the overhead power supply and a failed Le Shuttle train.
bit.ly
December 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
You don’t hear about that guy who was trying to stay young forever any more, do you? Did he die or something? Or did his teenage son take out a restraining order?
December 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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"When did you last see your Bin Men?"
(Oil on Canvas Artist: William Frederick Yeames 1878) #WhensBins
December 29, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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📌 #3 Added to playlist:
"Нумо Козаки (Kalush Orchestra feat. K..." by Kalush Orchestra
December 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Experimenting with driving directions in Arabic. Some of the directions seem very long winded. I’m not sure how this is going to play out on the motorway when I go whistling past a junction at 70 mph because Sayeeda started telling me to take the exit five minutes ago and is still talking.
December 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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ooh, some twitter beef years ago which generated the reply to a Belgian guy 'send me your cranial measurements you walloonian oaf, i must study you for science'
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Why don't they just let the hounds chase Jeremy Clarkson? Pretty sure he must have a fairly pungent live scent.
December 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The geniuses at the driving agency I work for have suddenly updated their app to provide a notification when I get a new message. I’ve got 15 notifications going back more than a year. Oh and their AI thing has started coughing up routes again, ‘tis a Christmas miracle!
December 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Arabic progress: no escape from fucking Tesla.
December 26, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Discovering a little language learning tip for using apps like Duolingo, Mondly, etc: don’t repeat the phrase you hear immediately. Give it at least five seconds then say it out loud. That way you actually have to think about forming the sentence rather than mindlessly reproducing noises.
December 26, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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When Nyunmiti Burtom & other female Australian Indigenous artists heard of the Christchurch Mosque attack, 2019, they showed solidarity by creating a canvas for NZ Muslim community depicting people separated by sea, culture, but united in humanity #WomensArt
December 26, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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I’m so glad I’m not the only one who always thinks about this.
And Nicolae Ceauceacu ...

...who DID die!
My father in law has done his traditional Christmas Day Facebook post to remind us of the true meaning of the day:

Reminding us of the greatest Christmas of all, December 25th, 1989, when they shot that bastard Ceaușescu
December 25, 2025 at 10:51 AM
It’s been very windy here in Kent for about 24 hours now, I feel as if we’re having a Michael Fish hurricane.
December 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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As many of us begin Christmas meal prep, allow me to share the advice that my ER nurse sister puts in the chat every year:

A dropped knife has no handle. Jump away. Let it fall. You can pick it up and wash it.
December 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Right then, no one asked for it (everyone seems quite happy with last year's!) but here we are anyway, your #DuvetKnowItsChristmas 2025 bingo card! Some returning classics, some we missed last year and some new ones. Enjoy team, donation link below once Rhodri posts it!
December 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM