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BREAKING: Debris seen over the Caribbean after SpaceX's Starship explodes during test flight
i did it twice this week
I'm never drinking this much again it does not feel good
i barfed thrice
September 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Ending Medicaid to build concentration camps
This isn’t just a bill.

It’s a fundamental restructuring of American society in which the poor are abandoned, and “immigration jails” outrank healthcare.

Billions taken from one and given to the other.
Judd Legum explains 7 of the things in Trump's megabill:
1. Cuts $930B from Medicaid
2. 16M lose health ins
3. Slashes food asst for poor families by $186B
4. Lower incomes for bottom 40% of families
5. Increases deficit by $3.3T
6. $45B for new immigration jails
7. Billions for defense contractors
June 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
do you think if i ran a stud finder over a baby's head i could find the soft spot
June 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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May 6, 2025 at 5:12 AM
by the time gta 6 comes out it's gonna be $130
May 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I'm so high that I'm having a life altering experience listening to Mambo Number 5
May 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Hey, remember when I co-starred in “Milo Murphy’s Law” with a girl named Sabrina Carpenter? Wonder whatever happened to her?
April 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
"Ohhhh honey! I'm hooome!!!" I shout, to no one in particular
April 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
the right lesson is to be born the heir to a zambian emerald mine
April 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
no they didn't
went here and everyone knew you
April 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
going stormchasing in cabool missouri area ‼️
March 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
March 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
the ideal man can:

pull a rabbit out of his hat
saw me in half
find the clit
March 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
just saw "tpwk" in an Instagram bio in 2025
March 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
to a guy like me, all fruit is the forbidden fruit
March 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
holy shit I've been sober for a week and i just got trashed and i barely sat down on the toilet right I almost fell off. shoutout suggestive text for making this tweet even remotely legible.
March 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Twitter's down so here i am
March 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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BREAKING: Yuval Abraham, co-director of Oscar-winning documentary "No Other Land," says Israeli settlers beat his co-director Hamdan Ballal, injuring his head and stomach — and then Israeli soldiers invaded the ambulance he was in and seized him.

Ballal's whereabouts are now unknown.
March 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
just saw a guy texting and driving an ambulance

- Apple Car Play For iPhone
March 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Walz: I own this. We wouldn’t be in this mess if we'd have won the election and we didn't. We have to make sure that Americans know it's not just that Donald Trump is bad, but we're offering them something better
March 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Jesus could have turned that water into Baja Blast, but he didn’t because you masturbate.
March 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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I'm a big fan of the Irish goodbye. Which goes without saying
March 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
totally got my mom with a michael prank
March 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
March 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'M GOATED
March 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM