the right lesson is to be born the heir to a zambian emerald mine
April 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
the right lesson is to be born the heir to a zambian emerald mine
to a guy like me, all fruit is the forbidden fruit
March 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
to a guy like me, all fruit is the forbidden fruit
totally got my mom with a michael prank
March 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
totally got my mom with a michael prank
i don't know what you think we're doing here man but you're gonna be pretty disappointed when you find out
February 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
i don't know what you think we're doing here man but you're gonna be pretty disappointed when you find out
"nobody wants open borders"
January 31, 2025 at 12:44 AM
"nobody wants open borders"
my workout secret is listening to this on repeat. i squatted 500 for 3 sets of 10 with this on. without it I can't even do 100lbs
January 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
my workout secret is listening to this on repeat. i squatted 500 for 3 sets of 10 with this on. without it I can't even do 100lbs
i googled "little old gay actor" and it knew exactly who i meant 😭😭😭
January 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
i googled "little old gay actor" and it knew exactly who i meant 😭😭😭
rupdolph fucking giulliani is in my hotel dude
January 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
rupdolph fucking giulliani is in my hotel dude
also I licked the washington monument but I can't post the video because bluesky doesn't want me to post videos i guess so here's a still from it
January 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
also I licked the washington monument but I can't post the video because bluesky doesn't want me to post videos i guess so here's a still from it
OH FUCK THEY HIT THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT
January 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
OH FUCK THEY HIT THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT
sir, a second chopstick has hit the sushi towers
January 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
sir, a second chopstick has hit the sushi towers
this is awesome they're pitching me having a phone as a benefit of flying United
January 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
this is awesome they're pitching me having a phone as a benefit of flying United