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we are trying to have a society
roses are red
violets are blue
it's okay to punch nazis
before they punch you
September 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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I just hope this doesn't get in the way of us remembering 9/11 tomorrow
September 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
If I were a very specific type of DJ playing to a very specific type of crowd, I would be elated at how well the HIGNFY US theme song sets up the hook of Bon Jovi's "Bad Medicine."
September 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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I can see his mitochondrial challenges from my house.
September 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Shoutout to bsky moderation for shutting down multiple accounts impersonating my Congressional representative within minutes of reporting them while still leaving alone my post suggesting that the leader of the free world jog directly into an ocean.
September 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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"I wouldn't wish this upon my worst enemy". Oh fuck off wouldn't you. I even wish it upon people I found mildly irritating that day.
August 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Good morning America, try not to shoot any more children than absolutely necessary today.
August 28, 2025 at 11:52 AM
The sun sets on every empire.
August 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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There can’t be any gun restrictions because we have to protect against federal government tyranny, and if kids get shot we just have to live with it. Also the President can send troops to cities because the federal government can do whatever it wants. These two ideas are consistent and reasonable.
August 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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#MorningVibe

Not everyone who you come across will understand or appreciate you.
Fuck ‘em. Dance by yourself. Be the Queen that you were meant to be. Shine on.

#SelfCareIsResistance
August 18, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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"The problem, we reasoned, was that when it came to any conflict, people were the constant. People, our experts argued, are what all violence has ever had in common. Remove them from the equation, and what remains? A light breeze. A bird call. The sound of rushing water."
Our Plan for Peace Was Simple: Kill Everyone
We didn’t always have a straightforward strategy for peacekeeping. Our top brass spent day and night working it out. We ordered lunch for the offic...
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August 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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A man stirs the pot. “It’s a metaphor,” he says.

The frog is sweating.

The frog is informed that this is due to a natural variation in temperature.

“He’s clearly boiling the frog,” say the other frogs.

All books about frogs have vanished from the library.
Signs the Frog Has Been Boiled
A large pot sits in plain sight. There’s a frog in it. Every day, Leader announces his plans to boil the frog. His campaign slogan was “BOIL THAT F...
buff.ly
June 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Not to pile on, but every 'c' in 'Pacific Ocean' is pronounced differently.
August 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
intersectionality wins championships
whenever i go to bat for extreme horror or hardcore bands or transgressive art i feel like john denver when he trotted at the congressional hearing to support explicit content in music
August 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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“The right to punish the tyrant and the right to dethrone him are the same thing; both include the same forms. The tyrant's trial is the insurrection; the verdict, the collapse of his power; the sentence, whatever the liberty of the people requires.” - Maximilien Robespierre

#RadioFreeAmerica
August 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Every day that Kamala Harris is not on prime time television shouting “I fucking warned you fucks” is a testament to her class and dignity.
August 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Trans folks ain't done shit to you
July 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM