Two Cows
@twocowsgames.bsky.social
Production Assistant @ Unnamed Game Studio
Love:
Vidya Games.
VO artistry.
Destiny the Game.
Sounders.
Be respectful to humans and animals.😩
Bio-pariah.
Love:
Vidya Games.
VO artistry.
Destiny the Game.
Sounders.
Be respectful to humans and animals.😩
Bio-pariah.
Using music for escapism, wanted to listen to One-Hit Wonders.
This is Apple's List. That's right Apple, no one has ever heard of *checks list* Britney Spears, Eminem, or Madonna before. 🤦
This is Apple's List. That's right Apple, no one has ever heard of *checks list* Britney Spears, Eminem, or Madonna before. 🤦
February 1, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Using music for escapism, wanted to listen to One-Hit Wonders.
This is Apple's List. That's right Apple, no one has ever heard of *checks list* Britney Spears, Eminem, or Madonna before. 🤦
This is Apple's List. That's right Apple, no one has ever heard of *checks list* Britney Spears, Eminem, or Madonna before. 🤦
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Hey folks so I’m not good at this but, I’m a Sr. Producer seeking work!
💼 20 years of game production XP across Netflix Games/Spry Fox, Bungie, Blizzard, Zynga, Riot Games, and more
⭐️ indie, AAA, PC/console/mobile, 8-400 person teams, internal and ex-dev
www.linkedin.com/in/cuppycake...
💼 20 years of game production XP across Netflix Games/Spry Fox, Bungie, Blizzard, Zynga, Riot Games, and more
⭐️ indie, AAA, PC/console/mobile, 8-400 person teams, internal and ex-dev
www.linkedin.com/in/cuppycake...
Tami Lam - Netflix | LinkedIn
Producer-shaped person doing the video games thing for 20 years. Nominated for an… · Experience: Netflix · Education: AnimSchool · Location: Irvine · 500+ connections on LinkedIn. View Tami Lam’s prof...
www.linkedin.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Hey folks so I’m not good at this but, I’m a Sr. Producer seeking work!
💼 20 years of game production XP across Netflix Games/Spry Fox, Bungie, Blizzard, Zynga, Riot Games, and more
⭐️ indie, AAA, PC/console/mobile, 8-400 person teams, internal and ex-dev
www.linkedin.com/in/cuppycake...
💼 20 years of game production XP across Netflix Games/Spry Fox, Bungie, Blizzard, Zynga, Riot Games, and more
⭐️ indie, AAA, PC/console/mobile, 8-400 person teams, internal and ex-dev
www.linkedin.com/in/cuppycake...
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Sounders will end sponsorship with Providence at end of 2027 sprint season. Deal originally ran through 2033. www.soundersfc.com/news/seattle...
Seattle Sounders FC and Providence announce planned evolution of their partnership | Seattle Sounders
Seattle Sounders FC and Providence announce planned evolution of their partnership
www.soundersfc.com
January 30, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Sounders will end sponsorship with Providence at end of 2027 sprint season. Deal originally ran through 2033. www.soundersfc.com/news/seattle...
I haven't willingly seen an NFL game in about a decade but decided to watch tonight since the local birds could make the big ramen bowl.
Is Darnold considered...good? 🤷 because he didn't feel "good" to me. Smith-Njigba on the other hand. Bursting with talent! 🙌
Is Darnold considered...good? 🤷 because he didn't feel "good" to me. Smith-Njigba on the other hand. Bursting with talent! 🙌
January 26, 2026 at 4:19 AM
I haven't willingly seen an NFL game in about a decade but decided to watch tonight since the local birds could make the big ramen bowl.
Is Darnold considered...good? 🤷 because he didn't feel "good" to me. Smith-Njigba on the other hand. Bursting with talent! 🙌
Is Darnold considered...good? 🤷 because he didn't feel "good" to me. Smith-Njigba on the other hand. Bursting with talent! 🙌
Name the queerest character that isn't canonically queer
January 26, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Name the queerest character that isn't canonically queer
My greatest work accomplishment is being at a place nearly 4 years and through multiple technicalities and mis-timings, I never had to do a performance review.
It was a grand experience! 🙌
It was a grand experience! 🙌
I genuinely do not understand the purpose of work performance reviews. Why do i gotta prove that i did allthat. Youve been here all year too
January 22, 2026 at 11:49 PM
My greatest work accomplishment is being at a place nearly 4 years and through multiple technicalities and mis-timings, I never had to do a performance review.
It was a grand experience! 🙌
It was a grand experience! 🙌
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I genuinely do not understand the purpose of work performance reviews. Why do i gotta prove that i did allthat. Youve been here all year too
January 22, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I genuinely do not understand the purpose of work performance reviews. Why do i gotta prove that i did allthat. Youve been here all year too
A Harvest Moon / Animal Crossing-like but you can pay a pal or multiple pals to do the tasks you don't feel like doing. Additionally, if it's a game where time persists even if you're not playing, these pals continue to work.
Perhaps these are specialists and do certain tasks better than you.
Perhaps these are specialists and do certain tasks better than you.
January 21, 2026 at 10:27 PM
A Harvest Moon / Animal Crossing-like but you can pay a pal or multiple pals to do the tasks you don't feel like doing. Additionally, if it's a game where time persists even if you're not playing, these pals continue to work.
Perhaps these are specialists and do certain tasks better than you.
Perhaps these are specialists and do certain tasks better than you.
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Google has finally killed the Stadia Bluetooth tool — but this person rescued it
Google has finally killed the Stadia Bluetooth tool — but this person rescued it
The Verge is about technology and how it makes us feel. Founded in 2011, we offer our audience everything from breaking news to reviews to award-winning features and investigations, on our site, in video,...
buff.ly
January 20, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Google has finally killed the Stadia Bluetooth tool — but this person rescued it
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Announcing Marathon's English voice cast. Marathon releases March 5, 2026 and is available for pre-order now.
January 19, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Announcing Marathon's English voice cast. Marathon releases March 5, 2026 and is available for pre-order now.
Not my house, but I have no idea where I am
January 14, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Not my house, but I have no idea where I am
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
January 14, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
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Alongside the release of Animal Crossing: New Horizons – Switch 2 Edition, Nintendo is shadowdropping a brand new virus.
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paletteswap.site/dif...
January 14, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Alongside the release of Animal Crossing: New Horizons – Switch 2 Edition, Nintendo is shadowdropping a brand new virus.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
Every once in a while there's a good read on IGN but they're annoying to follow because
1) there is a clear and obvious rage bait component to which topics they discuss
2) they will repost the articles that incite rage most often
3) 9/10 commenter's on these rage stories lack common sense
Rough 😭
1) there is a clear and obvious rage bait component to which topics they discuss
2) they will repost the articles that incite rage most often
3) 9/10 commenter's on these rage stories lack common sense
Rough 😭
January 14, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Every once in a while there's a good read on IGN but they're annoying to follow because
1) there is a clear and obvious rage bait component to which topics they discuss
2) they will repost the articles that incite rage most often
3) 9/10 commenter's on these rage stories lack common sense
Rough 😭
1) there is a clear and obvious rage bait component to which topics they discuss
2) they will repost the articles that incite rage most often
3) 9/10 commenter's on these rage stories lack common sense
Rough 😭
I thought I loved all things dinosaur but I just watched Jurassic World: Rebirth and I have seriously reconsidered.
What in the dumpster fire was THAT?!
Directing, writing, VFX, acting.
Mahershala Ali tried to put the rest on his back but it broke due to *points in every direction*
What in the dumpster fire was THAT?!
Directing, writing, VFX, acting.
Mahershala Ali tried to put the rest on his back but it broke due to *points in every direction*
January 14, 2026 at 9:21 AM
I thought I loved all things dinosaur but I just watched Jurassic World: Rebirth and I have seriously reconsidered.
What in the dumpster fire was THAT?!
Directing, writing, VFX, acting.
Mahershala Ali tried to put the rest on his back but it broke due to *points in every direction*
What in the dumpster fire was THAT?!
Directing, writing, VFX, acting.
Mahershala Ali tried to put the rest on his back but it broke due to *points in every direction*
I'm doing great at finally making a dent in my debt. Things are tracking downward but it's a long journey yet.
Lord/Stars/Ancient Alien Beings/Old Gods and the New PLEASE grant me the strength to not rationalize buying that new perfume I sampled that is 2/3 of my paycheck.
It smells like heaven! 😭
Lord/Stars/Ancient Alien Beings/Old Gods and the New PLEASE grant me the strength to not rationalize buying that new perfume I sampled that is 2/3 of my paycheck.
It smells like heaven! 😭
January 13, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I'm doing great at finally making a dent in my debt. Things are tracking downward but it's a long journey yet.
Lord/Stars/Ancient Alien Beings/Old Gods and the New PLEASE grant me the strength to not rationalize buying that new perfume I sampled that is 2/3 of my paycheck.
It smells like heaven! 😭
Lord/Stars/Ancient Alien Beings/Old Gods and the New PLEASE grant me the strength to not rationalize buying that new perfume I sampled that is 2/3 of my paycheck.
It smells like heaven! 😭
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We’ve already taken more than 500 pre-orders for our new print publication. If you want to ensure you get in at the pre-order price, we’d suggest doing it sooner than later. sounderatheart.bigcartel.com/products
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January 9, 2026 at 5:41 PM
We’ve already taken more than 500 pre-orders for our new print publication. If you want to ensure you get in at the pre-order price, we’d suggest doing it sooner than later. sounderatheart.bigcartel.com/products
Slightly diminish a band:
Coheed and Ediacara
Coheed and Ediacara
Slightly diminish a band:
Moderate Annoyance Against the Machine
Moderate Annoyance Against the Machine
Slightly diminish a band:
They Might Be Of Average Stature
They Might Be Of Average Stature
January 10, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Slightly diminish a band:
Coheed and Ediacara
Coheed and Ediacara
This is why I pay for The Verge🔥
Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai are cowards
Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai are cowards
Once you’ve traded your principles for proximity to power, do you even run your own company?
buff.ly
January 9, 2026 at 10:01 PM
This is why I pay for The Verge🔥
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Check out the CES Worst in Show video where we give awards to the devices that will cost you extra money, die early, hurt the environment and ignore your privacy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxZg...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxZg...
The Worst Devices of CES 2026
YouTube video by iFixit
www.youtube.com
January 8, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Check out the CES Worst in Show video where we give awards to the devices that will cost you extra money, die early, hurt the environment and ignore your privacy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxZg...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxZg...
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Sorry, I'm absolutely terrible with remembering specific names and what people's jobs are.
I'm mutuals with an Epic build engineer here, if you see this, can you reach out to me please?
I'm mutuals with an Epic build engineer here, if you see this, can you reach out to me please?
January 8, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Sorry, I'm absolutely terrible with remembering specific names and what people's jobs are.
I'm mutuals with an Epic build engineer here, if you see this, can you reach out to me please?
I'm mutuals with an Epic build engineer here, if you see this, can you reach out to me please?
The desperate need to listen to Milkshake by Kelis (for some reason) and the abject horror of what wanton destruction this would wreak on my playlist.
Milkshakes Drink GIF
Alt: Lady passenger in a car pointing off in a random forward direction and saying Milkshakes with a fierce yet somewhat titillating look.
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January 8, 2026 at 3:17 AM
The desperate need to listen to Milkshake by Kelis (for some reason) and the abject horror of what wanton destruction this would wreak on my playlist.
Me: this actress looks really familiar, I wonder if I know her from somewhere.
*Checks the DB*
No shit, I have seen her at LEAST 13 times.
Next time I see her I will do the exact same thing.
Thanks brain. 🤷
*Checks the DB*
No shit, I have seen her at LEAST 13 times.
Next time I see her I will do the exact same thing.
Thanks brain. 🤷
January 8, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Me: this actress looks really familiar, I wonder if I know her from somewhere.
*Checks the DB*
No shit, I have seen her at LEAST 13 times.
Next time I see her I will do the exact same thing.
Thanks brain. 🤷
*Checks the DB*
No shit, I have seen her at LEAST 13 times.
Next time I see her I will do the exact same thing.
Thanks brain. 🤷
IGN posting full hog on main now 👀
The top five most-played games on PlayStation and Xbox in 2025 in the US were the same as they were in 2024. How many can you guess before clickin' the link? https://bit.ly/4qa1Dv3
January 6, 2026 at 9:30 PM
IGN posting full hog on main now 👀