Anise, Occult P.I., Stakin' the Forsaken
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One night in March 2025, I wrote a fic intro for an obscure film, then posted jokingly about how this would never go anywhere. 9 months on, I'm editing a several hundred-page draft & have posted daily about it without once naming the film or self-reflecting. Follow along! bsky.app/profile/twig...
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He’s the best sleuth there is, but thanks to the crippling emotional damage inflicted by the murder of his wife, he’s unable to leave his hot tub. Thanks to the help of his faithful assistant in both finding clues and inviting suspects, he catches killers. J’ACCUZZI, coming this fall to ABC
January 31, 2026 at 4:29 PM
He’s the best sleuth there is, but thanks to the crippling emotional damage inflicted by the murder of his wife, he’s unable to leave his hot tub. Thanks to the help of his faithful assistant in both finding clues and inviting suspects, he catches killers. J’ACCUZZI, coming this fall to ABC
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JANUARY EDITING, DAY 30: Apparently in 2016 I downloaded the theme song to one of the Male Lead's handful of obscure film appearances, listened to it once, then let it vanish completely into the depths of my iTunes library. Huh.
a woman in a blue sweater is looking at another woman
Alt: An animated gif of a confused woman.
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January 31, 2026 at 9:13 AM
JANUARY EDITING, DAY 30: Apparently in 2016 I downloaded the theme song to one of the Male Lead's handful of obscure film appearances, listened to it once, then let it vanish completely into the depths of my iTunes library. Huh.
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JANUARY EDITING, DAY 29: The terrible thing did not come to pass because I had some 'small' and 'easy' edits to make which instead involved reading and re-reading two huge passages across both Chapters 11 and 12.
January 30, 2026 at 9:11 AM
JANUARY EDITING, DAY 29: The terrible thing did not come to pass because I had some 'small' and 'easy' edits to make which instead involved reading and re-reading two huge passages across both Chapters 11 and 12.
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I’m going to be shutting my shop down for the day and providing links to places where you can put your money instead.
Do what you can, keep pushing
Do what you can, keep pushing
January 30, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I’m going to be shutting my shop down for the day and providing links to places where you can put your money instead.
Do what you can, keep pushing
Do what you can, keep pushing
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JANUARY EDITING, DAY 28: More flirting! More misogyny! In the same dialogue! Feel the romance!
January 29, 2026 at 10:04 AM
JANUARY EDITING, DAY 28: More flirting! More misogyny! In the same dialogue! Feel the romance!
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JANUARY EDITING, DAY 27: There are a handful of sentences scattered across the draft that I will never be happy with and will edit every single fucking time I open it. So guess what I did today?
January 28, 2026 at 10:45 AM
JANUARY EDITING, DAY 27: There are a handful of sentences scattered across the draft that I will never be happy with and will edit every single fucking time I open it. So guess what I did today?
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January 27, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I guess technically the movie was an 'LSD-fuelled sexploitation murder party' with kung-fu lesbian sex workers and a BDSM serial killer who dressed up a victim as Malibu Barbie and took her to the beach Weekend at Bernie's-style, but it was also kind of a downer
January 28, 2026 at 5:43 AM
I guess technically the movie was an 'LSD-fuelled sexploitation murder party' with kung-fu lesbian sex workers and a BDSM serial killer who dressed up a victim as Malibu Barbie and took her to the beach Weekend at Bernie's-style, but it was also kind of a downer
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JANUARY EDITING, DAY 26: I think the reason I subconsciously forgot to include the Male Lead's balls in the sex scenes was because THEY'RE MADE OF SOLID FUCKING BRASS. THE AUDACITY OF THIS CLOWN
January 27, 2026 at 9:20 AM
JANUARY EDITING, DAY 26: I think the reason I subconsciously forgot to include the Male Lead's balls in the sex scenes was because THEY'RE MADE OF SOLID FUCKING BRASS. THE AUDACITY OF THIS CLOWN
Happy Birthday, Mariska Hargitay, I can't wait for the SVU/Mamdani crossover where he shows up for two seconds to present Liv with an award so the new detective on the squad can have her first come-to-Jesus moment with the impact the squad has on the city before being written out four episodes in
January 27, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Happy Birthday, Mariska Hargitay, I can't wait for the SVU/Mamdani crossover where he shows up for two seconds to present Liv with an award so the new detective on the squad can have her first come-to-Jesus moment with the impact the squad has on the city before being written out four episodes in
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What if any interest is there for a reprint of the original Law & Order SVU Valentines?
January 27, 2026 at 2:59 AM
What if any interest is there for a reprint of the original Law & Order SVU Valentines?
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JANUARY EDITING, DAY 25: The Male Lead's most feared enemy: someone who knows how full of shit he is
January 26, 2026 at 9:31 AM
JANUARY EDITING, DAY 25: The Male Lead's most feared enemy: someone who knows how full of shit he is
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JANUARY EDITING, DAY 24: The Male Lead does what the Male Lead does best
January 25, 2026 at 7:08 AM
JANUARY EDITING, DAY 24: The Male Lead does what the Male Lead does best
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JANUARY EDITING, DAY 23: Today was entirely futzing with the skeleton outline of the Male Lead's monologue. Boy is an attention whore even from a structural perspective
January 24, 2026 at 9:48 AM
JANUARY EDITING, DAY 23: Today was entirely futzing with the skeleton outline of the Male Lead's monologue. Boy is an attention whore even from a structural perspective
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JANUARY EDITING, DAY 22: In which I once again abused the outlining process for my own entertainment
January 23, 2026 at 9:41 AM
JANUARY EDITING, DAY 22: In which I once again abused the outlining process for my own entertainment
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*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*
January 21, 2026 at 12:03 AM
*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*
Is... is Cal breaking up with me?
January 22, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Is... is Cal breaking up with me?
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It's the game craze that's sweeping the nation: BOYFRIEND OR DOG?
January 22, 2026 at 9:39 AM
It's the game craze that's sweeping the nation: BOYFRIEND OR DOG?
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JANUARY EDITING, DAY 21: OKAY. SO. I FELL OFF THE WAGON
January 22, 2026 at 9:25 AM
JANUARY EDITING, DAY 21: OKAY. SO. I FELL OFF THE WAGON
'Knight Rider, but make it jazz fusion' www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrIR...
B3 Back to Nowhere
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January 22, 2026 at 7:56 AM
'Knight Rider, but make it jazz fusion' www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrIR...
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JANUARY EDITING, DAY 20: tfw you're trying to seduce a girl but realise halfway through you've Unleashed something
a woman wearing a green shirt that says ' you 're enjoying this aren 't you '
Alt: a woman wearing a green shirt that says ' you 're enjoying this aren 't you '
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January 21, 2026 at 10:59 AM
JANUARY EDITING, DAY 20: tfw you're trying to seduce a girl but realise halfway through you've Unleashed something
Today I spent four hours just lying down and listening to soul www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGno...
Deep, Funky, Soulful Rock & Jazz | Fall Comfort Vinyl Playlist
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January 21, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Today I spent four hours just lying down and listening to soul www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGno...
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Gandalf's "a wizard is never late, nor is he early" and Kesha's "Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in" are essentially the same sentiment
January 18, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Gandalf's "a wizard is never late, nor is he early" and Kesha's "Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in" are essentially the same sentiment
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JANUARY EDITING, DAY 19: 'Let's just go hog wild,' I muttered in exasperation, punching up the kissing scene to frankly silly heights
January 20, 2026 at 10:20 AM
JANUARY EDITING, DAY 19: 'Let's just go hog wild,' I muttered in exasperation, punching up the kissing scene to frankly silly heights