Sick Nasto
@turbocunt.bsky.social
Artist, demon, Social Media Menace. Seattle
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Wow nice subtweet to me and Daniel Eli
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Wow nice subtweet to me and Daniel Eli
Reposted by Sick Nasto
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
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Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
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February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
Rollin up to the club covered in cobwebs
January 27, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Rollin up to the club covered in cobwebs
Reposted by Sick Nasto
2026 aspiration: everyone get transgender
December 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
2026 aspiration: everyone get transgender
This was hours ago and I'm still laughing about it
December 8, 2025 at 6:03 AM
This was hours ago and I'm still laughing about it
and I said to her, off radio, " yeah just go back and give every item a little smooch" And she looked at me like ๐ณ๐คจ๐คจ๐คจ and it turned out she hadn't put her radio on back yet and so hadn't heard him say that
December 8, 2025 at 6:03 AM
and I said to her, off radio, " yeah just go back and give every item a little smooch" And she looked at me like ๐ณ๐คจ๐คจ๐คจ and it turned out she hadn't put her radio on back yet and so hadn't heard him say that
Today i was at work and one of my coworkers had just gotten back from her break and our manager comes over the radio and says "[coworker], if you're not with a guest can you go back and give women's sale some love" meaning go back there and clean it up and make it look a little better
December 8, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Today i was at work and one of my coworkers had just gotten back from her break and our manager comes over the radio and says "[coworker], if you're not with a guest can you go back and give women's sale some love" meaning go back there and clean it up and make it look a little better
Overheard a rich lady at my job today saying that she still gets paid even though she never goes to or does any work. I wish I had eyes that could melt a person's face with a look
October 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Overheard a rich lady at my job today saying that she still gets paid even though she never goes to or does any work. I wish I had eyes that could melt a person's face with a look
I'm still poking my bruises and giggling
Currently reminiscing about fun Folsom memories with @turbocunt.bsky.social
October 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I'm still poking my bruises and giggling
Was just at dinner talking seriously with my partner about what to do if one of us or someone in our community is disappeared or hate crimed and the table of 8 behind us burst out into singing "happy birthday"
October 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Was just at dinner talking seriously with my partner about what to do if one of us or someone in our community is disappeared or hate crimed and the table of 8 behind us burst out into singing "happy birthday"
Now that I'm thinking about it I guess I'd be insulted if someone asked me that too but damn, let's talk about it like adults
October 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Now that I'm thinking about it I guess I'd be insulted if someone asked me that too but damn, let's talk about it like adults
Woke up from a nightmare last night in which I told someone cuddling with me to let me know if they wanted to be classified as a new species of chimpanzee and they responded with an ear-splitting scream right into my ear
October 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Woke up from a nightmare last night in which I told someone cuddling with me to let me know if they wanted to be classified as a new species of chimpanzee and they responded with an ear-splitting scream right into my ear
Armie Hammer did nothing wrong. Let the man cook (human flesh)
October 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Armie Hammer did nothing wrong. Let the man cook (human flesh)
I think it's only a red flag if they still think it's funny
October 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I think it's only a red flag if they still think it's funny
๐ต Loose
Footloose
All your feet are loose
Feet
Loose feet
You're gonna lose your feet ๐ต
Footloose
All your feet are loose
Feet
Loose feet
You're gonna lose your feet ๐ต
September 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
๐ต Loose
Footloose
All your feet are loose
Feet
Loose feet
You're gonna lose your feet ๐ต
Footloose
All your feet are loose
Feet
Loose feet
You're gonna lose your feet ๐ต
The schtick will continue until beatings improve
September 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The schtick will continue until beatings improve
Throw a motherfucker into a volcano for me so I know it's real
September 19, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Throw a motherfucker into a volcano for me so I know it's real
Forget a cum tribute. I demand a human sacrifice
September 19, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Forget a cum tribute. I demand a human sacrifice
Gonna move here just so I have people to talk to about Einsturzende Neubauten
September 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Gonna move here just so I have people to talk to about Einsturzende Neubauten
I was on an underground tour today and at one point the guide was telling us about a woman who happily lived out her days with her cat and I asked what the cat's name was and he said "Pumpel. You're the first person to ever ask that"
September 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I was on an underground tour today and at one point the guide was telling us about a woman who happily lived out her days with her cat and I asked what the cat's name was and he said "Pumpel. You're the first person to ever ask that"
