Cabaret moment

Now that I'm thinking about it I guess I'd be insulted if someone asked me that too but damn, let's talk about it like adults

I think it's only a red flag if they still think it's funny

Hell yeah brother

OH MY GOD!!!!!!

Throw a motherfucker into a volcano for me so I know it's real

Gonna move here just so I have people to talk to about Einsturzende Neubauten

I was on an underground tour today and at one point the guide was telling us about a woman who happily lived out her days with her cat and I asked what the cat's name was and he said "Pumpel. You're the first person to ever ask that"

One time as a kid I went to a theme park on 9/11 and it was DESERTED. Must have been only 2 or 3 years after and it ruled

Anyway I'm performing at Undressed PX Horrorotica on October 4th, come see me do pole dance! Hopefully well!

If he didn't want me to info dump at him for way too long about Magnus hirschfeld and the institute for human sexuality, he shouldn't have raised me to have such passion for history