Tubbyducks
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Go Bills
Go Bills
A nice reminder that the oxbox folks are the only canonically good english people
Built a low intelligence character? Don't worry, some games reward you with some hilarious results...
*burps loudly*
Watch here now! youtu.be/paBAhN9k1gA
*burps loudly*
Watch here now! youtu.be/paBAhN9k1gA
7 Funny Consequences for Playing a Low Intelligence Character
Worried you didn't put enough stats into intelligence? Don't worry, some options you get are hilarious. Here are some hilarious consequences of playing a low intelligence character!…
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
A nice reminder that the oxbox folks are the only canonically good english people
They should call this run “ope”
Ray Davis squeezing through a sliver of daylight in the backside A gap for 10 yards on Mid Zone Weak
December 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
They should call this run “ope”
My local record store still sells used cds for $5
December 2, 2025 at 12:05 PM
My local record store still sells used cds for $5
They were silent on this one which I assume means Kids Can Press is bought and paid for by the sacklers
December 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
They were silent on this one which I assume means Kids Can Press is bought and paid for by the sacklers
What we preventing fam
December 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
What we preventing fam
Cam Heyward is SO mad
December 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Cam Heyward is SO mad
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Bills QB Josh Allen now has the most regular season rushing touchdowns by a quarterback in NFL history.
November 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Bills QB Josh Allen now has the most regular season rushing touchdowns by a quarterback in NFL history.
Okay I will acknowledge I do have a difficult time with certain genres of breaking news because from a cursory scroll I only know lane kiffin did something
November 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Okay I will acknowledge I do have a difficult time with certain genres of breaking news because from a cursory scroll I only know lane kiffin did something
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
I have no idea why our family decided to eat at 6 today I am so goddamn hungry
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I have no idea why our family decided to eat at 6 today I am so goddamn hungry
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in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
I know they dropped a goal right after this but Quinn hasn't looked bad..
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I know they dropped a goal right after this but Quinn hasn't looked bad..
The sabres crave .500 too much for this to end in regulation
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The sabres crave .500 too much for this to end in regulation
The families of the people killed in that crash are suing the auto manufacturer, for what it's worth
Loomer is particularly dangerous in a breaking news situation. Before Thanksgiving 2023 there was an explosion at the U.S.-Canada border. It turned out to be a medical incident or mechanical problem or both.
Loomer sent several unhinged tweets insisting it was terrorism. They’re still up.
Loomer sent several unhinged tweets insisting it was terrorism. They’re still up.
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The families of the people killed in that crash are suing the auto manufacturer, for what it's worth
If your name is Matt dumba you cant be lookin like that
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
If your name is Matt dumba you cant be lookin like that
Unlikely allies
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Unlikely allies
It's nice to have Zucker back
November 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It's nice to have Zucker back
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I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
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everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
Clogged up, fog alert, oh no my electrics and brakes have failed I can't see anything oh shit oh no
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Clogged up, fog alert, oh no my electrics and brakes have failed I can't see anything oh shit oh no
I see what you've done for others, etc.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I see what you've done for others, etc.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
It’s not the sexiest of garments. It arguably looks more like a discarded fishing net. And yet it has cast a spell over the internet
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline