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They were silent on this one which I assume means Kids Can Press is bought and paid for by the sacklers
Fake book from the Franklin series of children’s stories about a anthropomorphic child turtle titled “Frankling Fakes an Injury to get Percocet”
December 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Killed it
A couple of cooked chickens
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Post something random or you'll have an awful December
Thinking about thos Beans
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Can't believe we no longer have the beautiful photoshop of jp2 in mecca that originally went with this article
Onion headline reading pope converts to Islam, changes name to pope Kareem Abdul Jabar ii
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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What's he thinkin
A cropped portion of the photo from the quoted skeet showing folks in the oval dealing with a man who has passed out. The cropped portion shows a bust of Ben Franklin looking bemused as a man awkwardly holds another man's legs in the air
November 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Big gay al
October 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Dik dik
October 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Dont ask me how I feel about this game
Highmark stadium
October 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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It was hot
Right here right now
September 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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ominous
A Google photos notification that reads "7 years ago..." like with the ellipses and the subject is Yonkers
September 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Happy to be right here right now
Highmark stadiums field
September 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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You cannot have a better time for $25 than local indie pro wrestling
A pro wrestler holding a title belt standing over two other wrestlers and a referee he's just incapacitated. In a former footlocker in a mostly abandoned mall
September 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Right now I am happy to be right here
Highmark stadium
September 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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This was an exercise in sadness lol
Immaculate grid some guys I remember with the following drought-era bills players: Bacarri Rambo, Leodis McKelvin, Mike Williams (no, a different and worse one), Donte Whitner, James Hardy, Chidi Ahanotu, Vontae Davis (RIP), Robert Royal, Peerless Price
September 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Terry from Reno 911 crying “I was murdered” while alive
August 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Sir Alan dershowitz has been denied a second pierogi Bush 911 meme
August 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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This is what they said
The nfl players association is aware of the memo issued by the league Tuesday regarding the use of 1 smelling salts and ammonia capsules. We were not notified of this club policy change before the memo was sent out to clarify. This policy does not prohibit player use of these substances. But rather, it restricts clubs from providing or supplying them in any form. The nfl has confirmed this to us.If you have any questions, please reach out to your player.Director
August 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Todd Blanche explaining his plan for the interview
a screenshot of the always sunny episode when dennis explains “the implication” to Mac
August 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Ah so I went to the website and it’s sewn on, just shown as flapping in the image. I also found my new favorite photoshopped image of all time
Honestly you are better off not learning what this image looks like. Okay fine it’s a male model with a very poorly photoshopped on pair of boxers that has what appears to be an 8-10 inch sheath for your penis. There are cutouts in the thigh sections on both legs, and just the whole thing is a fucking disaster.
August 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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I contain multitudes (I am in my mid 30s and my music tastes have barely changed in 20 years)
Tidal’s report on my most listened to artists in July. Soundgarden 19 streams, nirvana 18 streams, gojira 14 streams, deftones 14 steams, limp bizkit 14 streams
August 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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The jeff epstein the financier? Meme but reading the current supreme court? No I’d have heard about that
July 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Did I do this right? I had to make a fake NYT account, so apologies to the random gmail user who’s gonna be getting a lot of recipe emails. Also Michael Clayton should be on here I totally spaced. Prolly replaces Little Miss Sunshine or Hot Fuzz
NYT reader’s choice top 100 movies of the 21st century ballot including Step Brothers, Borat 2, Eurotrip, Zodiac, Mulholland Drive, Fury Road, In the Loop, Hot Fuzz, Little Miss Sunshine, and What We Do in the Shadows.
June 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Sometimes in life you are forced to eat a second, unplanned banana
A picture of a banana hanging on a hook which, after removing the 2nd to last banana, unpeeled itself without me asking. Also in the background is a picture of the josh allen cereal; go bills
June 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Oli Oakes really speed running whatever it is he has going on at the moment
A screenshot of a skeet that planet F1 is too cowardly to allow replies or quote skeets to/of explaining that freshly former Alpine team boss Oli Oakes is km Dubai after his brother was arrested there with lots of cash having been charged with transferring criminal property
May 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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King of the hill “bobby if those kids could read they’d be very upset” meme, but with bobby’s text reading “writers and editors wont tell you this because they’re gatekeeping but em dashes and en dashes and hyphens are actually all the same. And the 2nd part reads “ryan if those copy editors were employed they’d be very upset”
May 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM