Saint Lisa
@troisgalopins.bsky.social
The devil on one shoulder, conscience on the other but who knows which one is which?!?
Ruined sports today!! Emasculating men by explaining manly men things to them. Sorta the opposite of mansplaining?! @testastretta.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Ruined sports today!! Emasculating men by explaining manly men things to them. Sorta the opposite of mansplaining?! @testastretta.bsky.social
I’d like to extend a giant fuck you to Mercury retrograde. You’re being a total bitch. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
November 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I’d like to extend a giant fuck you to Mercury retrograde. You’re being a total bitch. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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So that's why he's called the head of state
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
So that's why he's called the head of state
OH: regarding the current news dumps “I know the fanfic title! “A Cockwork Orange”” 🍊 I can’t breathe I’m laughing so much!
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
OH: regarding the current news dumps “I know the fanfic title! “A Cockwork Orange”” 🍊 I can’t breathe I’m laughing so much!
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
My oldest hit 21 in Feb; her bff hit 21 this weekend on and wanted me there to celebrate (and dd!). Which of course! So much fun and great memories over the years with these sweet girls!! Everyone in this photo is of legal drinking age in the US, finally! 😂
November 12, 2025 at 6:30 AM
My oldest hit 21 in Feb; her bff hit 21 this weekend on and wanted me there to celebrate (and dd!). Which of course! So much fun and great memories over the years with these sweet girls!! Everyone in this photo is of legal drinking age in the US, finally! 😂
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Takeda’s dengue vaccine has demonstrated strong protection against infection and hospitalization for seven years, marking the longest efficacy reported among any available dengue vaccines.
Takeda’s dengue vaccine shows long-lasting protection
The results bolster confidence in Takeda’s two-dose regimen, especially as countries grapple with record dengue outbreaks fueled by climate change.
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November 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Takeda’s dengue vaccine has demonstrated strong protection against infection and hospitalization for seven years, marking the longest efficacy reported among any available dengue vaccines.
Freddy Krueger Cougar Crawl on Elm street!
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Freddy Krueger Cougar Crawl on Elm street!
Talking not one but two octogenarians through screen sharing in zoom on PCs. Pray for me! 🙏🏻🤓😥
October 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Talking not one but two octogenarians through screen sharing in zoom on PCs. Pray for me! 🙏🏻🤓😥
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![Comic. [diploma from East State University for Doctor of Philosophy in Document Forgery] [caption] If you put one of these up in your office, and no one notices, you’ve earned it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreif2hl6u2eqv7rmq27tenpy5s5d7egkhwzvfw4ohpskh67ibuw52ym@jpeg)
October 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Yay! My vote was counted!
October 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Yay! My vote was counted!
Happy International Wombat day. Remembering a very cranky departed friend who rescued and rehabilitated one in his time. Cheers old friend.
October 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Happy International Wombat day. Remembering a very cranky departed friend who rescued and rehabilitated one in his time. Cheers old friend.
Trivia champions tonight! I know my espresso terms; remember enough about planets and moons to speak by, and thank goodness someone else on our team had a grasp of Latino singers. And bunnies: we knew bunnies!
October 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Trivia champions tonight! I know my espresso terms; remember enough about planets and moons to speak by, and thank goodness someone else on our team had a grasp of Latino singers. And bunnies: we knew bunnies!
My mother; stubbornly refusing to concede in extreme Jenga.
October 13, 2025 at 6:58 AM
My mother; stubbornly refusing to concede in extreme Jenga.
Of course I had to stop!
October 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Of course I had to stop!
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Losing the war on woke
Trump is fighting sleep during this antifa roundtable and sleep is gaining the upper hand
October 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Losing the war on woke
OH at my house: “How horney should I be on this job application?” 😳. Kids these days…. Still can’t cope with the use of blatant sexual terms for pedestrian contexts.
September 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
OH at my house: “How horney should I be on this job application?” 😳. Kids these days…. Still can’t cope with the use of blatant sexual terms for pedestrian contexts.
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Dutch late night TV has its take
September 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dutch late night TV has its take
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Imaging if after Sandy Hook Obama just decided the 2nd Amendment was something he could roll over because he felt like it.
September 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Imaging if after Sandy Hook Obama just decided the 2nd Amendment was something he could roll over because he felt like it.
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A real ad that scrolled across my timeline. But it feels weirdly accurate. Everything must go; Democracy is out, we’re clearing the way for Authoritarian Fascism!
September 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
A real ad that scrolled across my timeline. But it feels weirdly accurate. Everything must go; Democracy is out, we’re clearing the way for Authoritarian Fascism!
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"The man who shot Charlie Kirk was a conservative white man from Utah. But the fact that we assumed it was a transgender Mexican demonstrates how out of control Leftist rhetoric has gotten." Tomorrow in the Washington Post
September 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
"The man who shot Charlie Kirk was a conservative white man from Utah. But the fact that we assumed it was a transgender Mexican demonstrates how out of control Leftist rhetoric has gotten." Tomorrow in the Washington Post
Edi-Dub 2A - no idea how I was randomly assigned @testastretta.bsky.social favorite seat! 😂🥰 they must realize I am leaving my heart here, and however smooth they fly, it’s a rough flight for me.
September 10, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Edi-Dub 2A - no idea how I was randomly assigned @testastretta.bsky.social favorite seat! 😂🥰 they must realize I am leaving my heart here, and however smooth they fly, it’s a rough flight for me.
Officer, I can explain; google said to yeet a donut!
September 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Officer, I can explain; google said to yeet a donut!
Why, yes! What a brilliant idea! I think I will!!
O, fly to Scotland
September 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Why, yes! What a brilliant idea! I think I will!!