Trista Winnie Fraser
@tristawf.bsky.social
Writing about maintenance, manufacturing, and software. Probably also thinking about the Mariners.
TIL Hazel thought “Simon Says” was “Salmon Says,” which I guess actually makes sense for a kid from Washington.
February 18, 2026 at 2:50 AM
TIL Hazel thought “Simon Says” was “Salmon Says,” which I guess actually makes sense for a kid from Washington.
Like the time I was driving and the instructor reached over, covered my eyes, and told me to “use women’s intuition?” That was fun. I was 15.
okay one of my best friends just told me her driver's ed teacher was named
wait for it
Mr. Streetman
... and now, because the horrors are horroring, I wish to hear from Bluesky about all your great and bad and terrible and fun driver's ed stories
wait for it
Mr. Streetman
... and now, because the horrors are horroring, I wish to hear from Bluesky about all your great and bad and terrible and fun driver's ed stories
February 18, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Like the time I was driving and the instructor reached over, covered my eyes, and told me to “use women’s intuition?” That was fun. I was 15.
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The only biosphere in the known universe capable of supporting human life is being turned into a hell planet because most of Earth's governments refuse to stop trying to satisfy the insatiable greed of a plutocracy composed of people who already have more money than they could spend in 20 lifetimes.
Point of no return: a hellish ‘hothouse Earth’ getting closer, scientists say
Continued global heating could set irreversible course by triggering climate tipping points, but most people unaware
www.theguardian.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:12 AM
The only biosphere in the known universe capable of supporting human life is being turned into a hell planet because most of Earth's governments refuse to stop trying to satisfy the insatiable greed of a plutocracy composed of people who already have more money than they could spend in 20 lifetimes.
I was just looking at Rylie Mills’ draft profile. It says he “can bull-rush unsuspecting guards.” True!
www.nfl.com/prospects/ry...
www.nfl.com/prospects/ry...
February 12, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I was just looking at Rylie Mills’ draft profile. It says he “can bull-rush unsuspecting guards.” True!
www.nfl.com/prospects/ry...
www.nfl.com/prospects/ry...
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These men out here sending emails from their university accounts being like “hello mr sex crimes I’ve been thinking about it and we should bring back the word shrew ok gotta go to my disciplinary hearing byeee”
February 12, 2026 at 1:25 AM
These men out here sending emails from their university accounts being like “hello mr sex crimes I’ve been thinking about it and we should bring back the word shrew ok gotta go to my disciplinary hearing byeee”
Kupp is wearing an M’s jersey! I love it.
February 11, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Kupp is wearing an M’s jersey! I love it.
Took it with a grain of salt because I didn’t hear it directly, but a staff member at the daycare my son goes to said one of the other parents is a local cop who shared that ICE has called their department more than once & they just hang up every time.
Good thread, but especially this: ask your town if the local cops are responsive to the people of the town, or to Kristi Noem and her thugs.
21. Compounding matters is a largely unknown effort by the Trump regime to co-opt state and local law enforcement. Called “Task Force Model,” the program pays salaries and benefits to state and local cops who aid ICE and Border Patrol.
www.rawstory.com/ice-midterms...
www.rawstory.com/ice-midterms...
February 11, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Took it with a grain of salt because I didn’t hear it directly, but a staff member at the daycare my son goes to said one of the other parents is a local cop who shared that ICE has called their department more than once & they just hang up every time.
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Welcome to our weekly game, Violent Atrocities or Gross Incompetence? in which we try to decode minimally informative breaking news without scaring the chickens
February 11, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Welcome to our weekly game, Violent Atrocities or Gross Incompetence? in which we try to decode minimally informative breaking news without scaring the chickens
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Well that was a fun one.
EL PASO, Texas (AP) — FAA says it has lifted temporary closure of airspace over El Paso, Texas, and all flights to resume.
February 11, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Well that was a fun one.
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the sort of information environment where you wish the FAA was not run by a contestant on the Real World, the Department of Defense by a Fox and Friends drunk, and DHS by Corey Lewandowski
February 11, 2026 at 1:38 PM
the sort of information environment where you wish the FAA was not run by a contestant on the Real World, the Department of Defense by a Fox and Friends drunk, and DHS by Corey Lewandowski
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Poster is an El Paso City Council Rep:
February 11, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Poster is an El Paso City Council Rep:
GO DO THIS IMMEDIATELY! I'M GOING TO DO IT AGAIN RIGHT NOW
Feeling stressed? Badly draw a horse and then watch your badly drawn horse run with other badly drawn horses 💜
February 11, 2026 at 1:26 AM
GO DO THIS IMMEDIATELY! I'M GOING TO DO IT AGAIN RIGHT NOW
Happy Pitchers & Catchers! Yes I did choose a blue for the Mariners and the Seahawks.
February 10, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Happy Pitchers & Catchers! Yes I did choose a blue for the Mariners and the Seahawks.
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the elder millenial poster's retirement home has achieved its final form
coding assistance lets you fast-track important projects that improve your life, such as reformatting every single site you read into the old vbulletin 3.x default template
February 10, 2026 at 5:09 PM
the elder millenial poster's retirement home has achieved its final form
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![Comic. [2x2 chart. Top left quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of dinosaurs stegosaurus, triceratops, tyrannosaurus, velociraptor, and long-neck dinosaur. Top right quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of mosasaur, quetzalcoatlus, dimetrodon, plesiosaur, and pteranodon. Bottom left quadrant: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of penguin, egret, ostrich, pigeon, falcon. Bottom right: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of squirrel, stapler, plant, person, and bicycle.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihcxd5wcrrf5nxz3g4riglsrccbucmdns6kxrtmtj6gjgwqibp3fi@jpeg)
February 9, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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The Seahawks blitzed 7 times last night—and got pressure on 6 of those dropbacks.
On our reaction pod, @benjaminsolak.bsky.social discussed Devon Witherspoon’s impact/talent as a rusher, and why it seemed to take New England by surprise.
🎧: apple.co/4a8tTbV
📺: www.youtube.com/live/gnUASJT...
On our reaction pod, @benjaminsolak.bsky.social discussed Devon Witherspoon’s impact/talent as a rusher, and why it seemed to take New England by surprise.
🎧: apple.co/4a8tTbV
📺: www.youtube.com/live/gnUASJT...
February 9, 2026 at 10:38 PM
The Seahawks blitzed 7 times last night—and got pressure on 6 of those dropbacks.
On our reaction pod, @benjaminsolak.bsky.social discussed Devon Witherspoon’s impact/talent as a rusher, and why it seemed to take New England by surprise.
🎧: apple.co/4a8tTbV
📺: www.youtube.com/live/gnUASJT...
On our reaction pod, @benjaminsolak.bsky.social discussed Devon Witherspoon’s impact/talent as a rusher, and why it seemed to take New England by surprise.
🎧: apple.co/4a8tTbV
📺: www.youtube.com/live/gnUASJT...
February 9, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Anyway, you should watch this Rylie Mills sack again
February 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Anyway, you should watch this Rylie Mills sack again
How am I supposed to concentrate today???
February 9, 2026 at 5:57 PM
How am I supposed to concentrate today???
Fireworks still going around here!
February 9, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Fireworks still going around here!
BUILD THE RAIBLE STATUE
February 9, 2026 at 4:14 AM
BUILD THE RAIBLE STATUE
“The white team are going home and cry”
—a 3-year-old’s analysis
—a 3-year-old’s analysis
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
“The white team are going home and cry”
—a 3-year-old’s analysis
—a 3-year-old’s analysis
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Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle
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The Seattle Punter was the MVP. I will not argue about this
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 AM
The Seattle Punter was the MVP. I will not argue about this