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ok i dont get affordable healthcare or even affordable food but at least i get a ballroom 3,000 miles away
October 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
ok i dont get affordable healthcare or even affordable food but at least i get a ballroom 3,000 miles away
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declined. melissa you really should’ve seen this coming
February 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
declined. melissa you really should’ve seen this coming
Do the chiefs know they’re supposed to play in the Super Bowl today? #SuperBowl #KansasCityChiefs #PhiladelphiaEagles
February 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Do the chiefs know they’re supposed to play in the Super Bowl today? #SuperBowl #KansasCityChiefs #PhiladelphiaEagles
DTJ as ambassador to that one Arby’s in Albuquerque. You know the one.
Trump’s “stunningly unqualified” diplomatic team shapes up at breakneck speed: Herschel Walker for the Bahamas; Charles Kushner for France; and Kimberly Guilfoyle for Greece, to name a few. What a joke!
Trump’s ‘stunningly unqualified’ diplomatic team shapes up at breakneck speed
Trump is hardly the first US president to introduce miscast nominees, but he has nominated ambassadors at a rate not recalled in recent memory
www.theguardian.com
December 21, 2024 at 7:02 PM
DTJ as ambassador to that one Arby’s in Albuquerque. You know the one.
*throws jacket over puddle like a gentleman*
Date: why my jacket?
Date: why my jacket?
December 21, 2024 at 7:00 PM
*throws jacket over puddle like a gentleman*
Date: why my jacket?
Date: why my jacket?
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December, 34 AD:
“I miss Jesus.”
“I’m gonna bring a tree into the house. He would’ve loved that shit.”
“I miss Jesus.”
“I’m gonna bring a tree into the house. He would’ve loved that shit.”
December 21, 2024 at 6:47 PM
December, 34 AD:
“I miss Jesus.”
“I’m gonna bring a tree into the house. He would’ve loved that shit.”
“I miss Jesus.”
“I’m gonna bring a tree into the house. He would’ve loved that shit.”
This years sexiest man alive is Elon Musk eating a slim jim
December 20, 2024 at 1:23 AM
This years sexiest man alive is Elon Musk eating a slim jim
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kinda feel like the first person at a red light has the societal obligation to pay attention so the rest of us can be on our phones
November 25, 2024 at 5:00 PM
kinda feel like the first person at a red light has the societal obligation to pay attention so the rest of us can be on our phones
[hugs the speaker in the Wendy’s drive-thru]
Me: SO DO YOU EVER GET REALLY SAD SOMETIMES
Me: SO DO YOU EVER GET REALLY SAD SOMETIMES
December 7, 2024 at 3:13 AM
[hugs the speaker in the Wendy’s drive-thru]
Me: SO DO YOU EVER GET REALLY SAD SOMETIMES
Me: SO DO YOU EVER GET REALLY SAD SOMETIMES
You could send a cow in a time machine to any era and its life would literally be the same
December 6, 2024 at 4:57 AM
You could send a cow in a time machine to any era and its life would literally be the same
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Bury me in this like a pharaoh and carry me around the suburbs as you run errands
November 17, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Bury me in this like a pharaoh and carry me around the suburbs as you run errands
White people be like “soooo I did a thing :)” and then show a picture of a panini
December 6, 2024 at 12:39 AM
White people be like “soooo I did a thing :)” and then show a picture of a panini
[slowly rises out of the trash can between two co-workers making plans]
Me: I’m also free that day
Me: I’m also free that day
December 5, 2024 at 8:34 PM
[slowly rises out of the trash can between two co-workers making plans]
Me: I’m also free that day
Me: I’m also free that day
Extra virgin olive oil??? No thank you. I want my olives seasoned and slutty
December 5, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Extra virgin olive oil??? No thank you. I want my olives seasoned and slutty
I was going to text a friend but realized it’s been a month and the last text they sent was a question I never answered, so it’s just easier to find new friends
December 5, 2024 at 4:50 AM
I was going to text a friend but realized it’s been a month and the last text they sent was a question I never answered, so it’s just easier to find new friends
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finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
December 4, 2024 at 9:11 PM
finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
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Issues with/abuse of alcohol is one thing the FBI typically looks out for in background checks as potentially making someone unsuitable for a position of public trust
a rainbow and a star with the words " make you know " on it
ALT: a rainbow and a star with the words " make you know " on it
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Issues with/abuse of alcohol is one thing the FBI typically looks out for in background checks as potentially making someone unsuitable for a position of public trust
Our healthcare system is neither good for our health or run by people who care about those who need to use it.
#clownshoes
#clownshoes
United Healthcare uses an AI model with a 90% error rate to deny people healthcare coverage.
December 5, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Our healthcare system is neither good for our health or run by people who care about those who need to use it.
#clownshoes
#clownshoes
December 3, 2024 at 3:18 AM
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Can we stop making live action remakes of everything and start making muppet remakes of every film and musical
December 2, 2024 at 9:30 AM
Can we stop making live action remakes of everything and start making muppet remakes of every film and musical
Why do white people love turning in for the night
December 2, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Why do white people love turning in for the night
I guess I can change my “out of office” status now. Let’s go Christmas!
December 2, 2024 at 5:36 PM
I guess I can change my “out of office” status now. Let’s go Christmas!
Happy “I don’t need two blenders but I can’t pass up this deal” day!
November 29, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Happy “I don’t need two blenders but I can’t pass up this deal” day!
No one:
White barista with dreadlocks: right on, right on my cat is allergic to water
White barista with dreadlocks: right on, right on my cat is allergic to water
November 29, 2024 at 2:49 PM
No one:
White barista with dreadlocks: right on, right on my cat is allergic to water
White barista with dreadlocks: right on, right on my cat is allergic to water