Vixie
tricksyvixie.bsky.social
Vixie
@tricksyvixie.bsky.social
She/Her 🩷💜💙 Gamer, Cat mom

Yours sincerely, wasting away
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Hi I’m Vixie. I play video games “too much”, I really like bacon, and I have a chonky cat who likes to scream at me.
Yesterday I drove past a sign that said “Honk 4 Jesus”

…but hand painted in a really unfortunate font so I thought it said “Honky Jesus” and laughed for several miles 😂

You know, Jesus, that jive turkey 😂😂 Play that funky music, Jesus 😂😂
April 19, 2025 at 11:06 AM
So you know when you wake up in the middle of the night, roll over, and go back to sleep?

I’m pretty sure you just quit your game, went back to main menu, and selected a different character.
February 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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I remember watching Star Wars as a kid and asking myself, who would voluntarily join the dark side? I understood Darth Vader's motivation, but not the stormtrooper's.
February 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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PITCH: An updated version of the curse of Cassandra where she's describing things that are happening now, in front of everyone, but still isn't believed.
February 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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February 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The new job put a meeting on my calendar for right at 10am today. So I can’t do the thing. Please go out and do the thing extra hard for me today. I really wanted to be there. 🇺🇸
February 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Making someone do ALL of the new hire paperwork before their first day is rude. I get it, okay. You want them to “hit the ground running” day one. But you’re also making them do possibly several hours of work for free. And they might need this time to prep! Start dates are chosen for a reason.
January 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Thinking about that phrase “I’m here for a good time, not a long time”….

I think we need to admit that most of us won’t get to have either one.
January 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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<GET A THERAPIST!> - CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP <GET A THERAPIST!> CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
Mel Gibson: I’m glad Trump is here. It’s like daddy arrived and he’s taking his belt off
January 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Cats are capable of freakishly silent stealth. Why the fuck can I hear them licking themselves from 10 yards away
January 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Anyone on here know a lot about loans??

Checked in on my student loans and they’ve only gotten bigger, even with me autopaying almost 2k a month on these fucks. I need a new plan and don’t want to mess this up again, but I clearly don’t know what I’m doing. I need an adultier adult!
January 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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January 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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I’m done dating humans. I’ve got a better idea—
January 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Nice job, team!! This is very cool
A team in Exeter has developed a finger-prick test to classify long Covid into three types: weak antibody response, excess immune response, and unclear patterns.

Early results suggest it could guide tailored treatments, but larger trials are needed.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Exeter firm excited over long Covid test breakthrough
The firm says for some people it can confirm the existence of long Covid and help treatment.
www.bbc.com
January 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
While I read this, my cat was screaming at the top of his lungs a few feet away because dinner is in a few minutes. This fuzzy bowling ball is starving to death.
Do you hear the doggos sing
Singing the songs of hungry pets
They are the voices of the puppies who have never ever been fed
When the tapping of the paws
Matches the pounding of the drums
Best 30 seconds of the day when the dinner comes!
January 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Trump has deployed active military to help round up migrants and put them into detention camps.

The military forced us out of our homes at gunpoint in 1942 because we were considered possibly disloyal Americans. They sent us to internment camps for four years.

History is repeating. Pay attention.
January 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Extra hilarious because i specifically use video games to get away from other people’s “fantasies of dominance and violence” in real life. It’s dark and awful out there, it’s cerebral and cozy in here.
Playing video games is not cool and it was a mistake to elevate this anti-social pastime that mostly involves engaging in solitary fantasies of domination and violence into a respectable hobby.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Me, stressed out by the news and the weather: “I’m gonna drink a Dr. Pepper about this.”
January 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Having IBS and attempting a “health journey” be like….
it feels so unfair when a salad gives you an upset stomach. like c'mon it wasn't even that fun to eat
January 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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To the People of the SCA from The SCAllion: A Serious Post

A serious post from us here at The SCAllion. We are still on an indefinite break, but this was too important to not share, especially in light of y'know, everything. Please share this far and wide. You are not alone. In this age, we are…
To the People of the SCA from The SCAllion: A Serious Post
A serious post from us here at The SCAllion. We are still on an indefinite break, but this was too important to not share, especially in light of y'know, everything. Please share this far and wide. You are not alone. In this age, we are all empowered to be witnesses and storytellers. If we here at The SCAllion&hellip;
thescallion.blog
January 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
YES! I will die on this hill. Being mad at someone does not give you an excuse to deadname, body shame, use racial slurs, slut shame, etc. Call them out for what they actually did (like backing a horrible politician), don’t stoop to bigotry.
January 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Registered for Pennsic! 🏕️🍻🔥
January 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Game devs have a big responsibility in making virtual escapes for folks going through hardships over the next 4 years </3
January 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I think listening to the Dungeons & Daddies episode ft. Neil Newbon just finally convinced me to play BG3 😅
Thoughts and prayers that I don’t die of extreme thirst 😜😂
January 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM