It's interesting to hear Europe criticize the US for its aggression. When it is their continent which produced Count Dracula...

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

'member when Pelosi endorsed Cuellar over his progressive primary challenger? I 'member

Hell yeah

Zohran: Imagine living in a city where you can afford your rent, your groceries and even a meal at a restaurant now and then without much stress

Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops

I for one fully support waymo...pounding waymo of these beers

it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up

FYI it's actually ableist to tell someone not to be alarmed when they find a bustle in their hedgerow

Twitter was fun today, bluesky unfortunately doesnt have the sauce

Good morning Happy Earth Day

Ok I'll start using this more

Where are the diy music communities? I'm in a band that does band stuff open.spotify.com/album/381EHl...